Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field

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The Solarium is the home stadium of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, located in Hellmouth, probably Utah.


Location and Features

The Solarium is located in the western part of downtown Hellmouth, just off of Bad 191. Its grounds rest on the edge of the main Hellmouth sinkhole, and are bisected by several smaller sinkholes, cracks, teeth, and ruined city blocks. The grounds are surrounded by the Infinite Mill Creek moat, whose inscrutable geometry protects the stadium from unwelcome visitors and aspiring god-killers.

When walking into the stadium there is a waterfall feature. It is believed to be molten gold.


The stadium is separated into several sections separated by a Hellmouth sinkhole. In order of distance from the center of the Hellmouth these sections are:

  • Sub-Ocean (contains endless labyrinthine depths)
  • The Undercroft
  • Third Base and Minor Outlying Bases
  • The Dugouts (occasionally infested with triangles[1])
  • Infield
  • Stadium Seating and Refreshments
    • The Rhys Trombone Memorial Food Court and Equestrian Center, run by the titanic moth who sells hot dogs
  • Outfield
  • Fourth Base
  • The Announcer's Booth
  • The Accounting Department


Notoriety

The Sunbeams' stadium (aka The Solarium) holds the record for the blaseball pitch with the most vertical distance between bases. This is due to both the stadium's 20° incline and its unique structural design as a result of the opening of the Hellmouth.

Cheers echo from the empty stadium, which only holds six seats[citation needed]. Occasionally the field flips backwards, and the energy of the Hellmouth below can bring objects to life. On the upside, the soda there is cheap!


The stadium can be entered during a siesta, which causes a Bad Gateway that opens directly onto first base.