Lady Matsuyama

Lady Matsuyama
Art by @tangyorange_art on Instagram
Basic Information
Team	Hawai'i Fridays
Former Team(s)	Core Mechanics, Rising Stars
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(4.3)
Pitching	(1.8)
Defense	(5.0)
Running	(5.1)
Modifications	Ego+This Player has a boosted Ego.  HomebodyThis player will Overperform when playing in their home Ballpark and Underperform otherwise.  UnstablePlayer: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.  OverperformingThis Team or Player will play 20% better than usual.  SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count.
Items	Hearty Skate Glove ●●● Ring ●
Dates Active	Mar 4, 2021–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base 1
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Painting
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Love
Fate	48

Lady Matsuyama is a pitcher for the Hawai'i Fridays, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Matsuyama has played for the Core Mechanics and Rising Stars.

Official League Records

Matsuyama joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Core Mechanics during the Descension.

During the Season 13 elections, Matsuyama received a combined stat change of 11.5 → 15.7 as a result of the Mechanics' Infuse will.

During the Season 14 elections, Matsuyama received the Homebody modification due to the Mechanics' Trust will.

On Season 17, Day 37, Matsuyama was exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays due to Feedback. Matsuyama was replaced by Christian Combs.

During the Season 22 elections, Matsuyama gained the Skipping modification as a result of the Record Scratch blessing.

During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Mastsuyama played for the Rising Stars. Matsuyama then returned to the Hawai'i Fridays as a pitcher.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Lady Matsuyama Files

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Lady Matsuyama is an eight foot tall tinkerer and artist. She uses a wheelchair and has a giant cyborg scorpion tail she built herself. Matsuyama is known to enjoy extremely femme clothing such as long dresses, even while working. Even though they may end up completely smudged and singed, she still enjoys looking "femme as heck". She sews her own outfits and includes pockets everywhere.

Matsuyama has a massive prehensile cyborg scorpion tail attached to her body, most frequently seen with a drill on its end. This tail is very flexible and can be used for many purposes, or to spin the wheels of her wheelchair, or to shoot lasers, or to screw in a lightbulb. Matsuyama can swap out the drill for a variety of other tools, such as hands, grabbers, laser cannons, motors, printers, paint rollers, or rocket engines. Many common tools are stored at the bottom of Matsuyama’s dress on a hoop skirt that doubles as a circular rail. To change tools, the motorized bottom of the dress rotates the appropriate tool into place, allegedly inspired by how multi-axis CNC mills swap drill bits.

Fan Works

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  Bottles Suljak and Lady Matsuyama

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  Lady Matsuyama as a cyborg. by @jololion

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  Lady Matsuyama interpreted as a cyborg oni by Valentine

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  Art by @draconianl4w

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  Art by @skelebells

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  Lady mini by @HetreaSky

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