Kina Larsen

Kina Larsen
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(4.1)
Pitching	(3.2)
Defense	(3.8)
Running	(3.9)
Modifications	SeekerThe Player has a chance to bring teammates back from Elsewhere.
Items	Wooden Necklace of the Feast ●●○
Dates Active	Mar 21, 2021–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Playing fetch
Coffee Style	Cream & Sugar
Blood Type	O
Fate	82

Kina Larsen is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and has been with the team since the Season 14 elections.

Official League Records

Larsen joined the ILB as a pitcher in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season 14 elections, Larsen joined the Kansas City Breath Mints' active roster in exchange for Grey Alvarado as a result of the Breath Mints' Foreshadow will, becoming a lineup player in the process.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Player History

Born in the Kansas City suburbs as a human girl, Kina Larsen lived a fairly normal life throughout her school years. She held decent grades, had a good group of friends, and was seemingly on track to go on to the University of Mlissouri for veterinary science.

But what Larsen never let on is that she didn't want to live a normal life with a degree or a 9-5 job, she felt as if she was destined for so much more and craved to make her own path in the world. After her high school graduation, Larsen left home, not for the University of Mlissouri, but instead to sign with the Kansas City Breath Mints during the Return of Blaseball to follow her dream of an exciting life.

Larsen became a part of the Breath Mints, but unfortunately would not see active play until Season 15. Meanwhile, while in the Breath Mints' shadows, Larsen kept herself busy by working her two jobs: part-time tattoo artist (which Larsen discovered she has both a talent and love for) and part-time dogsitter. During the Season 14 elections, after season after season of sitting on the sidelines, one can only imagine the smile on Larsen's face as she was pulled from the shadows to finally participate the splort she loved with the team she loved even more.

Nowadays, Kina Larsen is a friendly face known throughout Kansas City known for her warm smile and tattooed arms, and a strong presence on the team. She can commonly been seen hanging out with fellow teammates Hewitt Best, Rodriguez Internet, and Marco Stink, as the latter three had quickly and wholeheartedly accepted Larsen into their former trio, now becoming the "Fresh Four".

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Almond Joy

Kina Larsen is noted for hir deepseated love for Almond Joys. An Almond Joy is a candy bar manufactured by Hershey's, consisting of whole almonds and sweetened, shredded coconut covered in milk chocolate. The company also produces Mounds, a similar confection that omits the almonds and is coated in dark chocolate. This is irrelevant, as Kina does not like Mounds, shi likes Almond Joys.

Kina Larsen loves Almond Joys. At any one time, Kina Larsen is always either opening an Almond Joy, eating an Almond Joy, or throwing away an Almond Joy wrapper in order to free up hir hands to get a new Almond Joy. None of the Breath Mints have ever heard Kina speak without having at least one Almond Joy in hir mouth. In fact, Kina hirself often has trouble understanding other people if they, too, are not trying to speak through several layers of milk chocolate, coconut, and almonds.

Kina's steady contributions have single-handedly kept the Almond Joy factory in business in downtown Kansas City, and they are currently considering moving headquarters next to the Meadow to reduce Kina's commute to them.