Jaylen Hotdogfingers

Art by MLeeLunsford

Jaylen Hotdogfingers
Basic Information
Team	Formerly of the Seattle Garages
Status	Incinerated
Biographical Details
Side Hustle	Former mayor of Seattle and Dark-Seattle, whistleblower

Jaylen Hotdogfingers was a pitcher for the Seattle Garages. She Played in Season 1 before She was the first player to be incinerated. The incineration occurred at the end of the First Season when The Forbidden Book was opened. She was replaced in the rotation by Derrick Krueger.

Official League Records

Jaylen Hotdogfingers was the first Blaseball player ever incinerated and the only Blaseball player ever incinerated by a force other than the direct act of a rogue umpire. The first incineration occurred as a result of the Book opening and marked the beginning of The Discipline Era.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Jaylen Hotdogfingers was also former mayor of both Seattle and Dark-Seattle, trumpet player for the Seattle Garages Big Bops Band and whistleblower involved in the Partytime Papers. Her incineration has made her the only mayor in Seattle history who didn't finish their term because of a splorts related incident rather than a terrible political scandal. Unlike the other instances of incineration, Hotdogfingers' loss was not caused by the direct intervention of an Umpire. Her final words were "we just gotta make it to the playoffs."

Reelection Campaign

With the advent of idols in Season 6, a group referring to itself as the "Mayor Hotdogfingers Reelection Campaign" has been steadily growing in size and influence. Akin to a cult, their goal is to exploit the rules of Blaseball to return Jaylen from the land of the dead. While Jaylen is most beloved in the league by Garages fans, members of the Reelection Campaign curiously seem to hail from blaseball fandoms across the nation. Whether these other fans seek a new mayor for their own city or merely crave chaos is unclear at this time.

Reelection is a taboo subject among Garages fans for a variety of reasons. While Jaylen has many die-hards among the fans that are eager to bring her back, many others are opposed. Detractors fear what strange powers she would bring back from the afterlife, what repercussions could come from tampering with such powers, or just because "polite" Seattle society tends to frown upon the practice of necromancy, blaseball-related or not.

At this time it seems clear that the Reelection Campaign's plans are proceeding swiftly, and Jaylen will indeed be crowned mayor once again soon. Mayor of what exactly is anyone's guess.

Fan Art

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  Hotdogfingers' number was retired at the end of Season 2. (Art by Derek G.