Grey Alvarado

Grey Alvarado
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(2.3)
Pitching	(1.3)
Defense	(2.2)
Running	(2.2)
Modifications	Repeating  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Items	None
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–Mar 21, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Rage
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	91
Biographical Details
Species	Mime

Grey Alvarado is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Record

Alvarado joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 3, Day 13, Alvarado swalloed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, decreasing their pitching by and the rest of of their stats by .

During the Season 10 election, Alvarado received the Repeating modification as a result of the Rogue Waves blessing.

During the Season 14 elections, Alvarado retreated to the Shadows of the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Kina Larsen as a result of the Breath Mints' Foreshadow will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpiress have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.

Alvarado's favored walk-up music is the second movement of 4′33″, a classical piece by American composer John Cage.

Grey’s Anatomy

Alvarado has never been seen eating real food, only mimed food between at-bats. They frequently mime getting peanuts from the peanut vendor, followed by miming an allergic reaction and stabbing themselves with a mime epi-pen. Fans speculate that Alvarado is sustained by the unreal forces that surround them, devouring the essence of imagination. Fans in close proximity to Alvarado report having much fewer dreams in the days following contact.

Fan Works

Videos

• Mime Crimes - The Story of an Absurd Blaseball Play by @rostilicious

Gallery

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Mime Time by @prinnamon

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  MIME TIME pixel card by Discord user bugvsbug#7475

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  Vintage Grey cartoon by @awhekate

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  Grey by @awhekate

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  Grey Alvarado by @8loi88

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  Grey and Jessica Death Mints Masks by @StationFaerie

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  Grey Alvarado by @bugsbenedict

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  Goth Grey by @awhekate

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  Grey floating Elsewhere by @awhekate

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  Grey by @awhekate

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  Grey Alvarado by Discord user Jas Sign#8789