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'''Edric Tosser''' is a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]], and has been with the team since [[Season 12]], Day 61. Tosser has previously played for the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
 
'''Edric Tosser''' is a lineup player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]], and has been with the team since [[Season 12]], Day 61. Tosser has previously played for the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
  
 
==Official League Record==
 
==Official League Record==
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Tosser joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Chicago Firefighters]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
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On [[Season 3]], Day 20, Tosser [[Peanuts (weather)|swallowed a stray peanut]] and had an allergic reaction. However, it appears that Tosser's rating remained the same. Tosser received a minor bump in ratings at the end of the season when the [[Season 3#Blessings 2|'''Performance Enhancing Demons''' blessing]] was given to the Firefighters.
 
On [[Season 3]], Day 20, Tosser [[Peanuts (weather)|swallowed a stray peanut]] and had an allergic reaction. However, it appears that Tosser's rating remained the same. Tosser received a minor bump in ratings at the end of the season when the [[Season 3#Blessings 2|'''Performance Enhancing Demons''' blessing]] was given to the Firefighters.
  
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On [[Season 23]], Day 60, Tosser joined the Jazz Hands' lineup in exchange for [[Lancelot Kane]] at [[Breckenridge Community Field]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Voicemail}}.
 
On [[Season 23]], Day 60, Tosser joined the Jazz Hands' lineup in exchange for [[Lancelot Kane]] at [[Breckenridge Community Field]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Voicemail}}.
  
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Over the course of [[Season 24]], Tosser entered and exited the Jazz Hands's Shadows two times as a result of Breckenridge Community Field '''Voicemail''' events, ending the Season on the lineup.
 
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== Feedback Swap ==
 
== Feedback Swap ==
On Day 61 of season 12 Edric Tosser and [[Agan Harrison]] switched teams in the feedback, after this game Tosser returned to the firehouse to say his goodbyes, en route they bumped into Harrison. Tosser could not recall much of their conversation but they reported leaving the interaction with some of their worries alleviated.
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On Day 61 of [[Season 12]] Edric Tosser and [[Agan Harrison]] switched teams in the feedback, after this game Tosser returned to the firehouse to say his goodbyes, en route they bumped into Harrison. Tosser could not recall much of their conversation but they reported leaving the interaction with some of their worries alleviated.
  
 
After Tosser left The Firehouse with their possessions and after goodbyes and when the interviewer asked how it went and how Tosser is adjusting to Breckenridge Tosser did not respond.
 
After Tosser left The Firehouse with their possessions and after goodbyes and when the interviewer asked how it went and how Tosser is adjusting to Breckenridge Tosser did not respond.
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File:Art by waalkr 38.png|Blue hair Firefighters!<br />by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Art by waalkr 04.png|Alternate conflicts<br />by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Ground Out King.png|The Ground Out King<br />by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1363534456796180481 @glassgoblin]
File:Wosh him he smely.jpg|Tosser by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1363534456796180481?s=20 @glassgoblin]
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File:Wosh him he smely.jpg|Tosser by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1363534456796180481 @glassgoblin]
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File:Edric Tosser wearing a spiked jacket and a mesh top.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Edric Tosser wearing a spiked jacket and a mesh top.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Edric Tosser with piercings laughing.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Edric Tosser with piercings laughing.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Edric Tosser head bust.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Edric Tosser head bust.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Edric Tosser in a tank top with mesh gloves and a choker.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Edric Tosser in a tank top with mesh gloves and a choker.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Aye there its me, ya boi.png|by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1364038046358908931 @_waalkr]
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File:Declan Suzanne and Edric Tosser.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Declan Suzanne and Edric Tosser.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
File:Kaylee rowena - edric.png|season 13 edric, by [http://twitter.com/kayleerowena @kayleerowena]
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File:Edric Tosser giving lai see to Baby Triumphant for the Lunar New Year.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Edric Tosser giving lai see to Baby Triumphant for the Lunar New Year.png|alt=A digitally colored drawing of Baby Triumphant and Edric Tosser from the Chicago Firefighters. The drawing is mostly white with red shading. Edric is squatting next to a standing Triumphant and talking to him as they hand her lai see (red envelope). /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 11.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Edric Tosser and Declan Suzanne Vibing Together.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 11.png|alt=A drawing of the Chicago Firefighter’s pitching rotation as of Season 11. From the left to the right is Kennedy Rodgers, Edric Tosser, Wesley Poole, Rivers Rosa, and Caleb Alvarado. Rivers and Poole are squabbling over a pool net. Tosser is leaning on Poole’s shoulder, while Caleb has a hand on Rivers. Kennedy has a hand to their chin and is looking at the rest of the group. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
File:Wear Heelies to Escape Your Feelies.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Caleb Alvarado, Edric Tosser, and Lou Roseheart.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Edric Tosser and Declan Suzanne Vibing Together.png|alt=A digital drawing of Edric Tosser and Declan Suzanne. They both tied their hoodie strings together and have pulled against each other to close the hoodie part of their jackets shut around their heads. Edric is wearing a blue sweatshirt with a high school logo on it, while Declan has a Minecraft Creeper decal on the front of their hoodie. They are both standing up. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
File:Atlas Guerra and Edric Tosser Hanging Out.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:It's Edric.png|alt=A digital drawing of the Blaseball character Edric Tosser. Edric is a person with light brown skin, curly shoulder length dyed blue hair with the sides shaved, and dark brown eyes. Edric is wearing a blue vest with brown fur collar, a long sleeve black shirt, and has painted black nails. Edric is wearing purple eye shadow and has a gold nose piercing and various gold earrings. The background is yellow with a blue scribble shape behind Edric with their name written in yellow next to them.|A sketch of Edric Tosser by [https://twitter.com/_iznj @_iznj].
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File:Wear Heelies to Escape Your Feelies.png|alt=A digital drawing where Edric Tosser and Kennedy Rodgers are standing together on the left, both wearing the Chicago Firefighter’s blaseball uniform. Edric has let go of Kennedy and has a look of surprise on his face. Kennedy has shot forward on his heelys and is a messy blur of motion, as he almost falls over due to the heelies built into their feet. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Caleb Alvarado, Edric Tosser, and Lou Roseheart.png|alt=A drawing from the waist up of Caleb Alvarado, Edric Tosser, and Lou Roseheart. All three are in casual wear colored in cool blue and purples. Caleb has an arm around Edric and has his other arm thrown behind the group. Lou is on Edric’s other side, and has her arms wrapped around their shoulders as they lean against them. Edric has their hand placed on one of Lou’s arms, while the other rests at their hip. Caleb’s hair is pulled paritally up in a small bun while the rest cascades down his shoulders, while Lou has her blue hair entirely pulled into a bun minus her bangs. Edric’s hair is shaved into a mohawk and dyed red. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Atlas Guerra and Edric Tosser Hanging Out.png|alt=A digital drawing of Atlas Guerra and Edric Tosser. Both of them are sitting on a fence-like bar separating the sidewalk from the street. A red fence and random building are behind them. They are both sitting more to the right of the picture, with Atlas to the left of Edric. Atlas is wearing a light purple grey baggy hoodie, dark grey leggings, and chunky athletic shoes. Her hair is a dark brown and is cut short to her shoulders, and is somewhat wavy with bangs. She is holding a coconut bun. Edric is dressed in baggy red plaid pants and a large grey jacket covered in various punk patches. His hair is styled into a floppy mohawk mullet dyed a purple-pink color at the ends, and he has a pink grocery bag looped around his right arm. They are holding a pineapple bun with butter in their left hand, and is facing Atlas as though they are having a conversation./ end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:It's Edric.png|alt=A digital drawing of the Blaseball character Edric Tosser. Edric is a person with light brown skin, curly shoulder length dyed blue hair with the sides shaved, and dark brown eyes. Edric is wearing a blue vest with brown fur collar, a long sleeve black shirt, and has painted black nails. Edric is wearing purple eye shadow and has a gold nose piercing and various gold earrings. The background is yellow with a blue scribble shape behind Edric with their name written in yellow next to them.|A sketch of Edric Tosser by [https://twitter.com/_iznj @_iznj]
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File:EdricTosser_ID_Card.png|Edric Tosser's Jazz Hands ID, by [https://twitter.com/VoxiSour @VoxiSour]
 
File:EdricTosser_ID_Card.png|Edric Tosser's Jazz Hands ID, by [https://twitter.com/VoxiSour @VoxiSour]
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File:EdricTosser_ID_Portrait_Standalone.png|Edric Tosser's ID portrait, by [https://twitter.com/VoxiSour @VoxiSour]
 
File:EdricTosser_ID_Portrait_Standalone.png|Edric Tosser's ID portrait, by [https://twitter.com/VoxiSour @VoxiSour]
 
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Revision as of 00:13, 11 August 2021

Edric Tosser is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and has been with the team since Season 12, Day 61. Tosser has previously played for the Chicago Firefighters.

Official League Record

Tosser joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 3, Day 20, Tosser swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. However, it appears that Tosser's rating remained the same. Tosser received a minor bump in ratings at the end of the season when the Performance Enhancing Demons blessing was given to the Firefighters.

During the Season 4 Election , Tosser was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree. This decreased their batting to .

On Season 5, Day 30, Tosser became a pitcher due to Reverb.

As a result of the Katamari blessing won by the Firefighters in the Season 5 election, Tosser's defense rating increased by .

Tosser joined the Jazz Hands on Season 12, Day 61 due to Feedback. They were replaced by Agan Harrison.

During the Season 15 elections, Tosser retreated to the Jazz Hands' Shadows in exchange for Howell Rocha as a result of the Jazz Hands' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 11.4 12 stat increase.

During the Season 19 elections, Tosser's batting increased from 2 3.2 as a result of the Jazz Hands' Shadow Infuse will.

On Season 23, Day 60, Tosser joined the Jazz Hands' lineup in exchange for Lancelot Kane at Breckenridge Community Field via the Ratified Voicemail.

Over the course of Season 24, Tosser entered and exited the Jazz Hands's Shadows two times as a result of Breckenridge Community Field Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Edric Tosser Across Dimensions

In the Interdimensional Rumor Mill’s library, there’s an always-evolving book titled Edric Tosser’s Rumor Registry. A bookmark sticks out from between the pages, labelled IF-818.36 and marking the following entry...

History

Born in the part of Chicago sometimes called Joliet to Cantonese and Jewish parents, Tosser's birth caused everyone in Chicago to have painful visions of prophecy. It became known through unclear means that he would be the greatest pitcher in blaseball history. One of Tosser’s many younger sisters was quoted after his historic ground out saying, “I always knew he had it in him. Literally always. I was born with this knowledge and I will die with it.” His eldest describes the birth as “Weird, because I was five and not really that prepared for a clairvoyant episode.”

Unfortunately for the splort of baseball, despite his strong desire to pursue a career as a firefighter[capitalization?], Tosser instead went almost immediately to work in the Joliet cinnamon mines. Many fans and critics of Tosser alike agree that his true talents were wasted in the mines, with many years that might have been spent training in the Underleagues spent bringing delicious, delicious cinnamon to the people of Chicago. It wasn't until years later that player Tyreek Olive discovered Tosser and recruited them as a firefighter. Upon Mx. Chicago’s insistence that Tosser also take up his true calling as a blaseball player, he relented, but demanded to become a batter instead of a pitcher.

Tosser soon came to be known in Chicago as a hard working, salt of the earth, mediocre hitter who “could honestly do better if he just tried a little harder,” one fan is reported as saying. “Like seriously, you could be the greatest pitcher of all time, please just pitch the ball, why do you keep hitting into double plays?”

Tosser never followed up for comment.

After the Season β3 Finals, Tosser woke one morning to the knowledge that violence lived in their heart now. Tosser had become one of the three players on the Firefighters to receive a fragment of Landry Violence's spirit and gain a calming yet mighty new strength.

In the Season β4 elections, Edric Tosser was the subject of the Alternate decree along with teammate Justice Spoon. He is believed to have swapped places with the Edric Tosser of IF/108.18, who took their place. Reports from the current Edric indicate that they now play for the Deerfield Firestarters.

Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 815.


Feedback Swap

On Day 61 of Season 12 Edric Tosser and Agan Harrison switched teams in the feedback, after this game Tosser returned to the firehouse to say his goodbyes, en route they bumped into Harrison. Tosser could not recall much of their conversation but they reported leaving the interaction with some of their worries alleviated.

After Tosser left The Firehouse with their possessions and after goodbyes and when the interviewer asked how it went and how Tosser is adjusting to Breckenridge Tosser did not respond.

Adjusting to the Jazz Hands

Finding an Instrument

After returning to Breckenridge the team reportedly began a practice session where half way through Tosser appeared to have been given an instrument and rudimentary instructions on how to play a variety of instruments, picking them up and swapping them out, at the end of the practice session Conrad Vaughan could be heard saying “Well Agan always gave people their instruments, but because Agan is Agan we never remembered what happened during the choosing ceremony, so this was very freeform.” At the end of these multiple jam sessions Tosser learned to play multiple instruments but ended up choosing the Suona.

Dancing

While on the Jazz Hands Tosser began dancing again, something none of the Firefighters reported to known him to do, though Tosser is quite adept at it and began Lion Dancing with Wyatt Pothos very soon after joining the Jazz Hands.

Friendship with Combs Estes

Also very soon after joining the Jazz Hands Tosser became friends with Combs Estes who he also began dancing with, though no distinct style could be observed, Estes described it as “going with the flow” or “free jazz” on multiple occasions.

Combs' Incineration

Estes’ incineration appears to have hit Tosser very hard, he stayed shut in his apartment for several days afterwards up until the election results were released, then Tosser planned Estes’ funeral personally, staying up several days in a row to plan it. After Estes’ incineration Tosser spent much more time with Pothos, including practicing pitching with her.

Time in the Shadows

Since being foreshadowed in S15 Tosser has been focusing more on his Twitch streams with Declan Suzanne and Atlas Guerra (both shadowed). Since the Smithy being added to The Pocket Tosser has been making gamer swords under the supervision of Mikan Hammer. When finished some of these swords get sent to Suzzane in Chicago. No one knows how swords are approved postage but they get to Suzzane no matter what. Also during Tossers time in the shadows they have made friends with Riley Firewall and Steph Weeks, once per week they will buy lightbulbs from the Breckenridge 9/25 and then smash them in the parking lot, when asked about this activity Firewall and Tosser described it as fun and Weeks just smashed the next lightbulb with more vigor.

Fan Works