Cordula Standlake

Cordula Standlake
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Hawai'i Fridays
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(4.6)
Pitching	(5.2)
Defense	(2.6)
Running	(4.3)
Modifications	ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Items	Weird Helmet ○○
Dates Active	Jun 18,2021–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Daydreaming
Coffee Style	Macchiato
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	34

Cordula Standlake is a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays, and has been with the team since the Season 20 Endseason.

Official League Records

Standlake joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays as the Fridays' Season 20 Overbracket Playoff Birth.

During the Season 20 elections, Standlake's pitching increased from 3.1 → 4.8 as a result of the Fridays' Shadow Infuse will.

On Season 22, Day 11, Standlake joined the Fridays' lineup in exchange for Spears Taylor at The Cookout via the Ratified Voicemail.

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COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Testimony on Cordula Standlake's Identity

Stories swirl about Cordula Standlake in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. Wiki archivists have dutifully recorded some of them in a Rumor Registry, summarized for easy research. These are the notes for one story from IF-29.533...

Cordula Standlake is a coral colony turned baseball player on the Hawai‘i Fridays. Not much is known about the millions of years prior to the polyps joining the splort, or even how long Standlake has been alive. What is known, however, is the story of when the collective Standlake consciousness decided to leave the ocean floor. According to reports, the colony sought out Our Lady of Perpetual Friday to ask her for a blessing: to last forever. As the last of a specific coral species, Standlake wanted to grow and experience new things, remaining alive and rich without fear of environmental changes. The coral then left for a life beyond the sea bed and made a new home with the Fridays. Finding a comfortable place on the team, Standlake has found a new penchant for growing and changing shapes to look like different animals—as well as play a few pranks on some new friends.