Cordula Standlake/IF-29.533

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Cordula Standlake is a coral colony turned baseball player on the Hawai‘i Fridays. Not much is known about the millions of years prior to the polyps joining the splort, or even how long Standlake has been alive. What is known, however, is the story of when the collective Standlake consciousness decided to leave the ocean floor. According to reports, the colony sought out Our Lady of Perpetual Friday to ask her for a blessing: to last forever. As the last of a specific coral species, Standlake wanted to grow and experience new things, remaining alive and rich without fear of environmental changes. The coral then left for a life beyond the sea bed and made a new home with the Fridays. Finding a comfortable place on the team, Standlake has found a new penchant for growing and changing shapes to look like different animals—as well as play a few pranks on some new friends.