Cordula Standlake/Rumor Registry

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Cordula Standlake has 3 Rumors written about so far.

Cordula Standlake/IF-29.533

Cordula Standlake is a coral colony turned baseball player on the Hawai‘i Fridays. Not much is known about the millions of years prior to the polyps joining the splort, or even how long Standlake has been alive. What is known, however, is the story of when the collective Standlake consciousness decided to leave the ocean floor. According to reports, the colony sought out Our Lady of Perpetual Friday to ask her for a blessing: to last forever. As the last of a specific coral species, Standlake wanted to grow and experience new things, remaining alive and rich without fear of environmental changes. The coral then left for a life beyond the sea bed and made a new home with the Fridays. Finding a comfortable place on the team, Standlake has found a new penchant for growing and changing shapes to look like different animals—as well as play a few pranks on some new friends.

Cordula Standlake/IF-60.906

Rumor has it a spirit rose out of Lake Waiau, a figure with a deep connection to the water and the islands of Hawai‘i. Standing tall and strong, the spirit has long flowing hair with pinks and white blending together. Flowers and vines grow out of her, weaving in and around her body. Some even say they came out of the lake holding a bat and ball. That was the birth of Cordula Standlake. Very little is known about that day, or why they chose to play blaseball, but none have questioned her skill in the game.

Cordula Standlake/IF-73.271

As a humpback whale, Cordula Standlake spent most of their time before their baseball career enjoying their life in the Pacific Ocean. However, as much as they loved the water, they couldn't help but be jealous of other animals who could fly. Upon observing the Hawai‘i Fridays practicing on the beach, Standlake quickly became enamored by the giant flock of birds that found homes in the Cookout's Bird Houses. This soon turned into an interest in blaseball, and Standlake has been a member of the Fridays ever since. After coming on land and joining non-aquatic society, Standlake took to wearing a large trench coat with the typical aloha shirt pattern as its lining. Some fans speculate that Standlake might actually be composed of two different whales, one of which is always hiding; however, Standlake declines to comment on the rumor whenever asked.

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