Cordula Standlake/IF-73.271

Rumor / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Cordula Standlake at their Rumor Registry.

As a humpback whale, Cordula Standlake spent most of their time before their baseball career enjoying their life in the Pacific Ocean. However, as much as they loved the water, they couldn't help but be jealous of other animals who could fly. Upon observing the Hawai‘i Fridays practicing on the beach, Standlake quickly became enamored by the giant flock of birds that found homes in the Cookout's Bird Houses. This soon turned into an interest in blaseball, and Standlake has been a member of the Fridays ever since. After coming on land and joining non-aquatic society, Standlake took to wearing a large trench coat with the typical aloha shirt pattern as its lining. Some fans speculate that Standlake might actually be composed of two different whales, one of which is always hiding; however, Standlake declines to comment on the rumor whenever asked.