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'''Cedric Spliff''' is a lineup player for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. Spliff previously played for the [[Seattle Garages]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player for the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Spliff has previously played for the [[Seattle Garages]] and [[Canada Moist Talkers]].
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
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Spliff joined the league on [[Season 3]], Day 74 after the incineration of [[Shaquille Torres]]. On Season 3, Day 95 Spliff hit a grand slam and an RBI triple in a 10-9 extra innings loss to the [[Houston Spies]].
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Spliff joined the league on {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 74 after the incineration of [[Shaquille Torres]]. On Season 3, Day 95 Spliff hit a grand slam and an RBI triple in a 10-9 extra innings loss to the [[Houston Spies]].
  
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Spliff joined the Moist Talkers on [[Season 8]], Day 42 after a [[feedback]] swap with [[Quack Enjoyable]].
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On {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 42, Spliff was exchanged to the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] due to [[Feedback]]. Spliff was replaced by [[Quack Enjoyable]].
  
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Spliff's defense stats were maxed out thanks to the Moist Talkers winning the '''Fishing Net''' during the [[Season 9#Election|Season 9 Election]].
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Spliff's defense stats were maxed out thanks to the Moist Talkers winning the {{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|'''Fishing Net'''}} during the {{BetaSeason|9#Election|@ elections}}.
  
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Spliff played for the [[Cold Brew Crew]] as a lineup player.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Spliff played for the [[Cold Brew Crew]] as a lineup player.
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During the {{BetaSeason|18#Election Results|@ elections}}, Spliff gained the {{ModLink|Slow Build}} modification as a result of the {{BetaSeason|18#Blessings|'''Slow Build'''}} blessing.
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In the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ election}}, Spliff gained the {{ModLink|Subtractor}} modification as a result of the [[Ohio Worms]] winning the {{BetaSeason|19#Blessings|'''Subtractor'''}} blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|20#Election Results|@ elections}}, Spliff's '''Subtractor''' modification was changed into the {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification by the Moist Talkers' {{BetaSeason|20#Wills|'''Reform'''}} will.
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On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 15, Spliff retreated to the Moist Talkers' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[London Simmons]] at [[Gleek Arena]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}.
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During the December 16, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Spliff fell to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]].
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During the [[Season 2]] elections, as a result of the Tacos' '''[[Season 2#Blessings|NEW Batting Boost]]''' Blessing, Spliff's Batting increased by one star.
  
 
==Personal Life==
 
==Personal Life==
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
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Cedric "Lone-Star" Spliff is also an ex-con, recovering scam artist, team weed dealer, and podcaster. Originally hailing from Texas, Spliff hitched a ride to Seattle with [[Greer Gwiffin]] to "escape his Rodeo Crimes." He is a co-host of the podcast ''Steely Dads!'' alongside Greer Gwiffin. Despite the name of the podcast, the subject matter is not fatherhood. Instead, the podcast is instead focused on exploring conspiracy theories regarding [[The Grand Unslam]] that took place Season 3, Day 73 in the game between the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves|Shoe Thieves]] and the [[Los Angeles Tacos|Tacos]]. Spliff is an absolute wiz at trivia, knowing a multitude of random facts that don't usually come up. In contrast, his knowledge of normal things is... limited. He may or may not know when his birthday is.  
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Cedric "Lone-Star" Spliff is a recovering scam artist and podcaster. Originally hailing from Texas, Spliff hitched a ride to Seattle with [[Greer Gwiffin]] to "escape his Rodeo Crimes." He is a co-host of the podcast ''Steely Dads!'' alongside Greer Gwiffin. Despite the name of the podcast, the subject matter is not fatherhood. Instead, the podcast is instead focused on exploring conspiracy theories regarding [[The Grand Unslam]] that took place Season 3, Day 73 in the game between the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves|Shoe Thieves]] and the [[Los Angeles Tacos|Tacos]]. Spliff is an absolute wiz at trivia, knowing a multitude of random facts that don't usually come up. In contrast, his knowledge of normal things is... limited. He may or may not know when his birthday is.  
  
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Spliff has claimed to possess a unique "Blaseball sense" which tingles when a ball is pitched in his direction. This may explain why he bats like a man being swarmed by ants. Having bonded with [[Jesús Koch]] over their similar experiences with anxiety and not really feeling like they fit perfectly into the social picture, Spliff has revealed a "healthy respect" for a pitched ball that may or may not contribute to his batting style. In contrast, his bandana is worn primarily to feel cool, and also to hide his face because there are many people that watch Blaseball games. In his off time, Cedric often hangs with [[Alston Cerveza]], sharing tales of their past cons and escapes from the law.   
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Spliff has claimed to possess a unique "Blaseball sense" which tingles when a ball is pitched in his direction. This may explain why he bats like a man being swarmed by ants. Spliff has revealed a "healthy respect" for a pitched ball that may or may not contribute to this batting style.   
  
 
He has a past as a known con artist, his crimes committed include:  
 
He has a past as a known con artist, his crimes committed include:  
  
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*Selling oregano instead of weed
 
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*Selling weed instead of oregano
 
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*Selling one star weed at two star prices
 
 
*Cable theft
 
*Cable theft
 
*Stealing copper wire from construction sites
 
*Stealing copper wire from construction sites
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*Selling teens fake underage IDs
 
 
*Stealing mannequin parts from thrift stores to sell to other thrift stores
 
*Stealing mannequin parts from thrift stores to sell to other thrift stores
 
*Donating jigsaw puzzles to thrift stores but holding one piece back "as leverage"
 
*Donating jigsaw puzzles to thrift stores but holding one piece back "as leverage"
 
*Miscellaneous violations of the Huffman Code
 
*Miscellaneous violations of the Huffman Code
 
*A scam Spliff titled "Cryptid Currency". Cryptid Currency is the act of convincing cryptozoologists to create a betting pool on which cryptid would be discovered first, only to run off with the money
 
*A scam Spliff titled "Cryptid Currency". Cryptid Currency is the act of convincing cryptozoologists to create a betting pool on which cryptid would be discovered first, only to run off with the money
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*Posing as [[PolkaDot Patterson]]'s agent and arranging a trade to the [[Grand Forks Splorks]]
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*Posing as [[PolkaDot Patterson]]'s agent and arranging a trade to the [[fanleagues:Grand Forks Splorks]]
 
*Posing as a professional Blaseball player
 
*Posing as a professional Blaseball player
 
*Rodeo crimes
 
*Rodeo crimes
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*Selling painted boulders as workout equipment to [[Fish Summer|"Hot" Fish Summer]]
 
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*Selling a "Sounds of the Ocean" Conch that just plays ocean sounds when a button is pressed
 
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*Selling a fake game console to [[Commissioner Vapor]], while the console boots it only plays some weird romhack of burgertime.
 
  
 
A team zine titled ''Spliff's Grifts!'' was created to document these crimes for entertainment purposes.   
 
A team zine titled ''Spliff's Grifts!'' was created to document these crimes for entertainment purposes.   
  
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After joining the [[Canada Moist Talkers|Moist Talkers,]] Spliff's cons have turned suspiciously relevant to his teammates' desires. He 'just happens' to find a nice knitted scarf, and the yarn in his bag is totally unrelated. His dorm is littered with trinkets and craft supplies from his many hobbies, as well as a multitude of self-affirming notes left behind by [[Richmond Harrison]], the previous occupant.  
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====Joining the Moist Talkers====
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After joining the [[Canada Moist Talkers|Moist Talkers]] in {{BetaSeason|8}} Spliff was quoted as saying “I like the vibe here. The Talkers are a nice bunch, if pretty damp”. Deciding that Sunken Halifax might be a great place to make a fresh start Spliff has for the most part stuck to focusing on Blaseball in lieu of other pursuits. Despite this Spliff has on occasion been seen selling his teammates items from his new curio shop “Spliff’s Gifts” that are suspiciously relevant to his teammates' desires. These items include:
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*A “Fitness Boulder” Sold to [[Fish Summer]] (reports indicate it is simply a painted boulder)
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*A “Hawaii Shell” Sold to [[York Silk]] (reports indicate it is a seashell with a birthday card speaker inside of it that plays ocean sounds)
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*A “SpliffGame Console” Sold to [[Commissioner Vapor]] (Reports indicate it is a repainted Clommodre 65 with a single BurgerTime game cartridge glued into the slot)
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In later interviews the Moist Talkers sold these curios responded positively to questions regarding their authenticity.
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Spliff quickly acclimated to the Moist Talkers team dynamic having bonded with [[Jesús Koch]] over their similar experiences with anxiety and not really feeling like they fit perfectly into the social picture.  Koch has been quoted saying “I love hanging with York and CV but once in a while it’s nice to chat with someone a little more grounded. Spliff is also great at Trivial Pursuit which I can’t play with the guys since the ‘Mountain Dew Incident’ ". Additionally, in his off time, Spliff often has been seen spending time with [[Alston Cerveza]], sharing tales of their past cons and escapes from the law.  
  
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Spliff is currently occupying the former Gleek Arena dormitory room of [[Richmond Harrison]] which he has filled with trinkets and craft supplies from his many hobbies. In regards to his new living situation Spliff stated “I love the little notes the big guy left behind. Very positive and self affirming, if a little illegible.”
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====Trivia====
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*Spliff's bandana is worn primarily to feel cool, and also to hide his face because there are many people that watch Blaseball games.
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*Spliff's podcast recently "raised the question" that the [[Houston Spies]] might be stealing the letters from players' names in Elsewhere.
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==Fan Works==
 
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File:Cedric Spliff BlaseballCard.png|Tlopps Cord by [https://twitter.com/Sad_King_Nate @Sad_King_Nate]
 
File:Cedric Spliff BlaseballCard.png|Tlopps Cord by [https://twitter.com/Sad_King_Nate @Sad_King_Nate]
 
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Latest revision as of 03:46, 2 February 2023

Cedric Spliff is a player for the LA Unlimited Tacos, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Spliff has previously played for the Seattle Garages and Canada Moist Talkers.

Official League Records

Spliff joined the league on Season β3, Day 74 after the incineration of Shaquille Torres. On Season 3, Day 95 Spliff hit a grand slam and an RBI triple in a 10-9 extra innings loss to the Houston Spies.

On Season β8, Day 42, Spliff was exchanged to the Canada Moist Talkers due to Feedback. Spliff was replaced by Quack Enjoyable.

Spliff's defense stats were maxed out thanks to the Moist Talkers winning the Fishing Net during the Season β9 elections.

During the Coffee Cup, Spliff played for the Cold Brew Crew as a lineup player.

During the Season β18 elections, Spliff gained the Slow Build modification as a result of the Slow Build blessing.

In the Season β19 election, Spliff gained the Subtractor modification as a result of the Ohio Worms winning the Subtractor blessing.

During the Season β20 elections, Spliff's Subtractor modification was changed into the Flinch modification by the Moist Talkers' Reform will.

On Season β22, Day 15, Spliff retreated to the Moist Talkers' Shadows in exchange for London Simmons at Gleek Arena via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the December 16, 2022 Fall Ball, Spliff fell to the LA Unlimited Tacos.

During the Season 2 elections, as a result of the Tacos' NEW Batting Boost Blessing, Spliff's Batting increased by one star.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Cedric "Lone-Star" Spliff is a recovering scam artist and podcaster. Originally hailing from Texas, Spliff hitched a ride to Seattle with Greer Gwiffin to "escape his Rodeo Crimes." He is a co-host of the podcast Steely Dads! alongside Greer Gwiffin. Despite the name of the podcast, the subject matter is not fatherhood. Instead, the podcast is instead focused on exploring conspiracy theories regarding The Grand Unslam that took place Season 3, Day 73 in the game between the Shoe Thieves and the Tacos. Spliff is an absolute wiz at trivia, knowing a multitude of random facts that don't usually come up. In contrast, his knowledge of normal things is... limited. He may or may not know when his birthday is.

Spliff has claimed to possess a unique "Blaseball sense" which tingles when a ball is pitched in his direction. This may explain why he bats like a man being swarmed by ants. Spliff has revealed a "healthy respect" for a pitched ball that may or may not contribute to this batting style.

He has a past as a known con artist, his crimes committed include:

  • Cable theft
  • Stealing copper wire from construction sites
  • Stealing mannequin parts from thrift stores to sell to other thrift stores
  • Donating jigsaw puzzles to thrift stores but holding one piece back "as leverage"
  • Miscellaneous violations of the Huffman Code
  • A scam Spliff titled "Cryptid Currency". Cryptid Currency is the act of convincing cryptozoologists to create a betting pool on which cryptid would be discovered first, only to run off with the money
  • Posing as PolkaDot Patterson's agent and arranging a trade to the fanleagues:Grand Forks Splorks
  • Posing as a professional Blaseball player
  • Rodeo crimes

A team zine titled Spliff's Grifts! was created to document these crimes for entertainment purposes.

Joining the Moist Talkers

After joining the Moist Talkers in Season β8 Spliff was quoted as saying “I like the vibe here. The Talkers are a nice bunch, if pretty damp”. Deciding that Sunken Halifax might be a great place to make a fresh start Spliff has for the most part stuck to focusing on Blaseball in lieu of other pursuits. Despite this Spliff has on occasion been seen selling his teammates items from his new curio shop “Spliff’s Gifts” that are suspiciously relevant to his teammates' desires. These items include:

  • A “Fitness Boulder” Sold to Fish Summer (reports indicate it is simply a painted boulder)
  • A “Hawaii Shell” Sold to York Silk (reports indicate it is a seashell with a birthday card speaker inside of it that plays ocean sounds)
  • A “SpliffGame Console” Sold to Commissioner Vapor (Reports indicate it is a repainted Clommodre 65 with a single BurgerTime game cartridge glued into the slot)

In later interviews the Moist Talkers sold these curios responded positively to questions regarding their authenticity.

Spliff quickly acclimated to the Moist Talkers team dynamic having bonded with Jesús Koch over their similar experiences with anxiety and not really feeling like they fit perfectly into the social picture. Koch has been quoted saying “I love hanging with York and CV but once in a while it’s nice to chat with someone a little more grounded. Spliff is also great at Trivial Pursuit which I can’t play with the guys since the ‘Mountain Dew Incident’ ". Additionally, in his off time, Spliff often has been seen spending time with Alston Cerveza, sharing tales of their past cons and escapes from the law.

Spliff is currently occupying the former Gleek Arena dormitory room of Richmond Harrison which he has filled with trinkets and craft supplies from his many hobbies. In regards to his new living situation Spliff stated “I love the little notes the big guy left behind. Very positive and self affirming, if a little illegible.”

Trivia

  • Spliff's bandana is worn primarily to feel cool, and also to hide his face because there are many people that watch Blaseball games.
  • Spliff's podcast recently "raised the question" that the Houston Spies might be stealing the letters from players' names in Elsewhere.

Fan Works

  • Tlopps Cord by @Sad_King_Nate

  • Talkers in a Line, Spliff on the right end


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