Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Fan Culture

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This page details the fan culture surrounding the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Fans of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands are known as the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band. These are their songs.

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Culture

Jazz Hands fans simply try to keep it jazzy.

The Band's opinion of the common portmanteau of their team's name, "Jands", wavers between disgust, outrage, and amused acceptance of being mistaken for "Jean Hands".

As of Season 11, in keeping with the spirit of their assigned Arcana, XVI the Tower, the Band has been known to construct "towers" of hands 👐 for various reasons or no reason at all. Reasons may include:

• It's the offseason and the fans are bored.
• It's Election time and the fans are anxioius.
• It's Election time and the fans are hopeful.
• It's Election time and the fans are in despair.
• Tragedy has struck and the fans are coping.

How this is physically done is not clear, you'll just have to use your imagination.

Chants

General Chants

• CATCH 👐 THESE 👐 HANDS 👐
• CAN'T 👐 CATCH 👐 THESE 👐 HANDS 👐
• Call and response: "GET THE JAZZ IN YOUR HANDS" | "GET YOUR HANDS IN THE GAME"
• That's Jazz, Baby! (usually said through tears, barely keeping it together)
• The Tower Always Looms (fear)
• <player name> CRIMES (whenever bases are stolen)

Player Specific Chants

• Tamara Crankit 🎷
  • CRANKED IT
    • Now chanted whenever any of the Jazz Hands gets a good hit
  • CRANK IT LIKE THERE'S NO TAMARA
• Walton Sports 👨🎱
  • Let's go Sports!
  • So true I believe Walton Sports is doing a good job playing blaseball repost if you think Walton Sports is doing a good job playing blaseball
• Collins Melon 🍈
  • Mellow and swellin'!
    • when Melon makes a fine play
  • MELON
    • whenever Melon does anything clutch or anti-clutch
• Baby Doyle 👶
  • 🎵Actual Infant Baby Doyle🎵
    • sung to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Baby on base!
  • Double Double Doyle Trouble
    • when Doyle hits doubles
• Lancelot Kane ⚔
  • Knight's Out!
    • For when Kane gets on base, but strangely, not when she gets out
• Kathy Mathews 🧮
  • Kath do the math
  • Kathio Mathio
  • Kath Math
• Zippy DeShields 🐢🛹
  • Zip Zap!
• Dervin Gorczyca 🐻
  • Bear on base!
  • Exit, pursued by Bear
    • whenever Gorczyca bats someone in
• Steph Weeks 📅
  • Weeks for Days
  • I'm Weak for Weeks!
• Liquid Friend ☕
  • Liquid is Solid
• Mikan Hammer 🍊🔨
  • Hammer Time
  • Mi Kan Hammer
• Jasper Blather
  • Rock Walks!
    • when Blather draws a walk
  • Rockblocked
    • Blather is known for obstructing all runners behind them
• Wyatt Pothos 👑
  • fans frequently just yell YAS QUEEN
• Riley Firewall
  • Wall em out!
• Lowe Forbes 🤦‍♀️ 🍞🔮
  • We Are All Love Lowe Forbes (WAALLF)
  • Loaf Orbs!
  • Loweded Bases!
  • Lowe
    • said without tonal indicators but you know the play was disappointing
  • They Go High, We Go Lowe!
    • Forbes is frequently throwing the game when this is chanted
    • This is frequently chanted
• August Sky 🐦
  • June, July, August Sky!
• Campos Arias 💞
  • No Eyes, Eleven Hearts, Can't Lose!
    • The number of hearts keep going up
• Elijah Valenzuela 👊
  • Eli in his office!
    • chanted when Eli makes it to first base on singles or walks
  • O Cap'n My Cap'n
  • Cap'n ACAB!
• Edric Tosser 🎮
  • Ground Out King!
  • Toss em out!
• Stephens Lightner 💡
  • Lightn' it up! or Light em up!
  • Lightner Heroics!
    • on clutch plays
  • Lightner Antics
    • on cringe plays
• Bauer Zimmerman 🤠
  • Bauer Power Hour!
    • when Zimmerman hit home runs and in particular, grand slams
• Combs Estes
  • COMBS

Terminology

• Every team has fans who are not part of the larger group and prefer to do their own thing. The Jazz Hands fans refer to them as Soloists.