Boston Flowers

Boston Flowers
Division	Chaotic Good
Ballpark	The Boston Garden
Home Location	Boston
Team Slogan	Bloom Goes The Dynamite!
Friends	San Francisco Lovers
Rivals	Charleston Shoe Thieves New York Millennials
Captain	Beck Whitney
Social media	@BOS_Flowers

The Boston Flowers are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the league since Season 1.

Roster

Lineup

• Morrow Doyle
• Margarito Nava
• Nic Winkler
• Castillo Turner
• Jacob Haynes
• Beck Whitney
• Caligula Lotus
• Gloria Bugsnax
• Moses Mason

Pitchers

• Dunn Keyes
• Zeboriah Wilson
• Owen Picklestein
• King Weatherman
• Chambers Simmons

Former Players

Incinerations

• Hurley Pacheco (Season 2, Day 76)
• Bryanayah Chang (Season 3, Day 5)
• Jorge Ito (Season 3, Day 47)
• Isaac Rubberman (Season 3, Day 82)
• Matheo Carpenter (Season 4, Day 59)

Feedback Swaps

• Vito Kravitz (Season 4, Day 54; replaced by Moses Mason)
• Hotbox Sato (Season 4, Day 58; replaced by Morrow Doyle)

Season Results

Season 1

• Though the final results are lost to time, on Day 98, the Boston Flowers held a 53-44 record.
• The Flowers won against the Yellowstone Magic in the quarterfinals.
• The Flowers lost against the Chicago Firefighters in the semifinals, ending their post-season run.
• The Flowers received no blessings at the end of Season 1, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well.

Season 2

• The Flowers held a 51-48 record at the end of Season 2, the best in their subleague.
• The Flowers won 3-2 against the Chicago Firefighters in the quarterfinals.
• The Flowers lost 3-0 against the Charleston Shoe Thieves in the semifinals, ending their post-season run.
• The Flowers received no blessings at the end of Season 2, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well.

Season 3

• The Flowers held a 42-57 record at the end of Season 3, the worst in their subleague.
• The Flowers did not advance to the postseason.
• The Flowers received no blessings at the end of Season 3, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well.

History

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Until the end of Season 2, The Flowers made their home at Flenway Plark. During the postseason of Season 2, The Flowers relocated to Boston Garden, which had become overgrown with plant life and foliage due to the ice of the Hlockey rink melting. Some locals believe the move was due to the chemicals used to treat the turf at Flenway Plark, but this is largely conjecture. When asked the reasoning for the abrupt relocation, coach/player Beck Whitney was quoted as saying "Flenway wouldn't let us grow the grass tall."

The Boston Flowers shared their name with Boston's largest Glolf team until XX33, when Isaac Rubberman invoked the power of the Weird Flex to seal them beneath the earth.

Curse

Over a five-day stretch in Season 4, from day 54 to day 59, the Flowers were affected by three weather events: two Feedback events and an Incineration. The rapid pace of these tragedies have led some to believe the Flowers have been cursed by the Blaseball Gods. This has strained the optimistic attitude of the team, though they insist it's just a run of bad luck and things will get better.

Of note is that the feedback brought both Morrow Doyle, the hitter of The Grand Unslam and Moses Mason, the one at bat when the unslam took effect, to the team. Dunn Keyes has refused to comment on this, despite rumors that they're setting up to cause another Grand Unslam in order to fix Bloston's dimensional distortions.

Stadium

Boston Garden Is an unusual Blaseball stadium, given that it is absolutely and completely overgrown with plant life and is not operable as a Blaseball stadium whatsoever. Because of this, the Flowers instead practice in Boston Garden, a stadium they call home that is overgrown with plant life. This adaptability is impressive, and truly puts the Flowers on the map as a team who plays Blaseball in Boston Garden (An overgrown stadium).

Plants from the Boston Garden have a history of growing into Blaseball Players when exposed to the ashes of Incinerated players.

Memorial Bat Forest

When a Flowers player passes beyond blaseball, whether through retirement, ascension, or incineration, their bat is planted in the forest by The Groundskeeper. The Moss Woman typically crafts bats for new players from the branches of the trees they grow into, though some players prefer to bring their own or request special designs.

The Weird Flex is planted when it's wielder passes on, but it never sprouts. Instead it waits deep in the forest to be found by the next worthy hitter to carry on its legacy.

Fan Culture

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Unlike most Boston fanbases, The Flowers fandom collectively decided to not uphold the tradition of being awful to their rivals, instead opting to thank them for "watering the garden" and allowing The Flowers to grow from the experience. The fandom is collectively known as "the Garden," and fans refer to each other as "bud."

Chants and Cheers

• LET'S GROW!
• FLOWER (POWER)! FLOWER (POWER)! - Call and response from one side of the stands to the other.
• AW, WEEDS - When things go wrong, as usual.

For Individual Players

• CAS TI YOOO - Castillo Turner
• LIGHT IT UP! - Matheo Carpenter
• BECK BECK GIVE 'EM HECK! - Beck Whitney
  

Staff

Coaches

• Beck Whitney (Player-Manager)
• Orchid Fen (Assistant Manager)
• (Bullpen)
• (Hitting)
• (Pitching)
• (Catching)
• (Bullpen Catcher)
• (First Base)
• Leucosia Smith (Third Base) - notable for her bewitching voice, was hired after being fired at her previous job as a lighthouse keeper
• Sprout (Batboy)

Additional Personnel

• Dr. Helio Fisic (Team Doctor)
• Farmer Saunders (Head Trainer)
• Moss Woman (Equipment Manager)
• The Groundskeeper (Groundskeeper)
• Jumping Jacks Edwards (Announcer)

Fan Art

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The official theme song of the Boston Flowers.

Logo by Cobaltcakes.