Bonk Jokes

Bonk Jokes
by Vixen
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Yellowstone Magic
Status	active
Batting	(4.3)
Pitching	(4.0)
Defense	(3.7)
Running	(4.1)
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Items	Sunglasses ●
Dates Active	Oct 14, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Air drumming
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	O No
Fate	59

Bonk Jokes is a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since Season 10, Day 39.

Official League Records

Jokes joined the ILB as a hitter for the Yellowstone Magic on Season 10, Day 39 after the incineration of Annie Roland.

During the Coffee Cup, Jokes played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a pitcher.

On Season 21, Day 95, Jokes retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Halexandrey Walton at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Fan Works

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  Bonk by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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  Season 11 rookie card by ChewyPudding#7060

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  ASL, by batfights

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  Learning about Weatherman, by batfights

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  Making a friend with Chorby, by batfights

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