Beta/Season 10/Election Results

Tidings

• Crabs Ascend
  • The Baltimore Crabs have been Called Up.
  • Good Luck on your Journey!
  • They shall be replaced in the ILB by the Tokyo Lift.
• THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS
  • The Shelled One's Pods have fallen back to the plane!
  • Peanut Bong fell to the Tacos.
  • Wyatt Quitter fell to the Lift.
  • Francisca Sasquatch fell to the Dale.
  • Patel Beyonce fell to the Steaks.
  • Alejandro Leaf fell to the Millennials.
  • Wyatt Pothos fell to the Jazz Hands.
  • Pitching Machine fell to the Garages.
  • Peanutiel Duffy fell to the Firefighters.
  • York Silk fell to the Moist Talkers.
  • Jessica Telephone fell to the Breath Mints.
  • Peanut Holloway fell to the Firefighters.
  • Jaylen Hotdogfingers fell to the Lovers.
• The Hall Stars
  • The Deal is complete.
  • Boyfriend Monreal has been Released.
  • Landry Violence has been Released.
  • Randall Marijuana has been Released.
  • Workman Gloom has been Released.
  • Tyreek Olive has been Released.
  • Dominic Marijuana has been Released.
  • Scrap Murphy has been Released.
  • Morrow Doyle has been Released.
  • Sebastian Sunshine has been Released.
  • Kiki Familia has been Released.
  • Yazmin Mason has been Released.
  • Caligula Lotus has been Released.
  • Emmett Internet has been Released.
  • Axel Trololol has been Released.

Decrees

• Black Hole passed with 343,191 Votes, 50% of all Decree Votes.
  • TIME TANGLES
  • RETROCAUSAL EVENT RECORDED
  • INITIATING PLAYBACK:
  • WARNING: SUN 1 LOW FUEL
  • PRESSURE AT CRITICAL
  • SUN 2 WAIVERS

Blessings

List of Blessings Results:

• Divisional Swap blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
  
  • The Moist Talkers swapped into the Mild Low.
  • The Pies were swapped back to take their place in the Mild High.
  • The Moist Talkers had 38% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 8,913 votes were cast.
• Popular by Association blessed the San Francisco Lovers.
  
  • The Lovers add Montgomery Bullock.
  • Milo Brown retreats to the Shadows...
  • TIME UNTANGLES
  • TWO THREADS EMERGE
  • The Lovers add Bontgomery Mullock.
  • Milo Brown retreats to the Shadows...
    • Both the Hawai'i Fridays and the San Francisco Lovers paradoxically stole the same player. One of the two was renamed to differentiate them.
  • The Lovers had 1% of the votes. The Houston Spies had 26% of the votes. 412,787 votes were cast.
• Subleague Swap blessed the San Francisco Lovers.
  
  • The Lovers swapped into the Mild High.
  • The Tigers were swapped back to take their place in the Wild High.
  • The Lovers had 25% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 12,298 votes were cast.
• Noise-Canceling Headphones blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  
  • The Charleston Shoe Thieves gain Noise-Canceling Headphones!
  • The Shoe Thieves had 38% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 160,969 votes were cast.
• Traveling Team blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  
  • The Shoe Thieves are now a Traveling team.
  • The Shoe Thieves had 8% of the Votes. Canada Moist Talkers were the highest bidders with 14% of the votes. 672,013 votes were cast.
• Tag-Team Fourth Strike blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  
  • The Shoe Thieves get the Fourth Strike!
  • The Sunbeams get the Fourth Strike!
  • The Shoe Thieves had 16% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 141,785 votes were cast.
• Haunted blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  
  • Esme Ramsey is now Haunted!
  • The Shoe Thieves had 6% of the Votes. The Hellmouth Sunbeams were the highest bidders with 27% of the votes. 631,785 votes were cast.
• Shadow Ban Together blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  
  • The Breath Mints Shadows are boosted by 3%.
  • The Fridays Shadows are boosted by 3%.
  • The Moist Talkers Shadows are boosted by 3%.
  • The Shoe Thieves Shadows are boosted by 3%.
  • The Magic Shadows are boosted by 3%.
  • The Shoe Thieves had 11% of the Votes. Mexico City Wild Wings were the highest bidders with 19% of the votes. 46,219 votes were cast.
• Rogue Waves blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  
  • The Breath Mints are hit by Rogue Waves!
  • Marquez Clark is Repeating!
  • Grey Alvarado is Repeating!
  • Stew Briggs is Repeating!
  • Rodriguez Internet is Repeating!
  • Hewitt Best is Repeating!
  • The Breath Mints had 9% of the votes. The Canada Moist Talkers were the highest bidders with 23% of the votes. 250,013 votes were cast.
• Hidden Power blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  
  • The Breath Mints call up Helga Washington. Marquez Clark retreats to the Shadows.
  • The Breath Mints had 9% of the votes. The Seattle Garages were the highest bidders with 41% of the votes. 383,237 votes were cast.
• Doctor Smedley's Umpire Cream blessed the Hades Tigers.
  
  • The Tigers have covered themselves with Doctor Smedley's Umpire Cream, and are now immune to Incinerations!
  • The Tigers had 35% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 615,442 votes were cast.
• Sealant blessed the Hades Tigers.
  
  • The Tigers have gained Sealant.
  • The Tigers had 24% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 745,186 votes were cast.
• Sharing Signs blessed the Unlimited Tacos.
  
  • Improved the Wild Low's hitting rating by 10% and impaired their pitching rating by -5%
  • The Tacos had 34% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 213,710 votes were cast.
• Dark Star blessed the Seattle Garages.
  
  • The Garages call up Goodwin Morin. Mike Townsend retreats to the Shadows.
  • The Garages had 35% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 606,129 votes were cast.
• An Actual Airplane blessed the New York Millennials.
  
  • Thomas Dracaena gained An Actual Airplane.
  • The Millennials had 1% of the votes. The Charleston Shoe Thieves were the highest bidders with 20% of the votes. 102,708 votes were cast.
• Bird Seed blessed the New York Millennials.
  
  • The Millennials have gained Bird Seed.
  • The Millennials had 20% of the votes. The Unlimited Tacos were the highest bidders with 21% of the votes. 52,311
• The Nut Button blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
  
  • The Sunbeams are no longer allergic to Peanuts!
  • Sandoval Crossing is suddenly Superyummy!
  • The Sunbeams had 30% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 477,593 votes were cast.
• Divisional Walk in the Park blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
  
  • The Wild Low teams all take a Walk in the Park together!
  • The Sunbeams had 22% of the votes. The Charleston Shoe Thieves were the highest bidders with 26% of the votes. 129,659 votes were cast.
• O-No Blood Type blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
  
  • Blood Transfusion.
  • All of the Yellowstone Magic's players now have O No blood type!
  • The Yellowstone Magic now have the power of O No!
  • The Magic had 23% of the votes. The Unlimited Tacos were the highest bidders with 24% of the votes. 913,206 votes were cast.
• People's Champions blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  
  • The Hawai'i Fridays stole hitter Nagomi Mcdaniel, from the Baltimore Crabs. They sent back Evelton McBlase II.
  • The Hawai'i Fridays stole hitter Sutton Dreamy, from the Baltimore Crabs. They sent back Baldwin Breadwinner.
  • The Hawai'i Fridays stole pitcher Montgomery Bullock, from the Baltimore Crabs. They sent back Bevan Underbuck.
  • The Fridays had 6% of the votes. The New York Millennials were the highest bidders with 13% of the votes. 440,594 votes were cast.
    • Both the San Francisco Lovers and the Hawai'i Fridays paradoxically stole the same player. One of the two was renamed to differentiate them.