Annie Roland

Annie Roland
Annie and Roland, by littleMURE
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Yellowstone Magic
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(4.2)
Pitching	(2.0)
Defense	(3.0)
Running	(0.7)
Items	None
Dates Active	Sep 2, 2020–Oct 14, 2020
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Molting
Coffee Style	Espresso
Blood Type	O No
Fate	20

Annie Roland was a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic, and was with the team from Season β5, Day 40 until being incinerated on Season β10, Day 39.

Official League Records

Roland joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic after the incineration of Richardson Turquoise on Season β5, Day 40.

During the Season β5 elections, Roland received a combined 9.06 → 8.27 stat decrease as a result of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season β6, Day 1, Roland siphoned some of Baltimore Crabs pitcher Brock Forbes's batting in a game with Blooddrain weather, increasing their own from 2.9 → 3.6 . Roland was the first to benefit from Blooddrain's weather effects.

On Season β7, Day 15, Roland siphoned some of Hades Tigers pitcher Nagomi Meng's batting in a game with Blooddrain weather, increasing their own from 3.7 → 4.3 .

On Season β7, Day 50, Jaylen Hotdogfingers hit Roland with a pitch, causing her to become Unstable. On Day 60, Hotdogfingers hit Roland with another pitch, making her the first player to become Unstable twice.

On Season β10, Day 39, Roland was incinerated and replaced by Bonk Jokes.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Annie Roland Files

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Absolutely Unbearable

Annie is a park ranger for Yellowstone National Park Park. When they were young they got lost in Yellowstone as a scout. They grew up feral in the wilds. During their time in the wilds, they also became a werebear, who only turns into a bear known as "Roland" when there is a solar eclipse. Annie has no memory of their "Roland incidents." The Park Rangers recruited Annie for their intimate knowledge of the landscape, and their fierce protective love of the land. Annie has spent most of her adult life advocating for the untamed beauty of the wilds and picking up after Roland's messes. Annie often wakes up with zero coins and no memory of where they went. Annie hopes that the coins were donated to park conservation projects, however they sadly suspect that Roland has developed a secret Blittle League gambling problem. Annie believes blaseball may explain this Stevenson-esque predicament due to the frequent solar eclipses.

Annie also wears sunglasses at all times, never taking them off. Those that have seen a glimpse behind their shades have only babbled, "We would like to see it" incoherently before walking out to the woods. When questioned why they wear sunglasses, Annie tilted their head and said, "They keep out the sun. Why else would I wear them?"

Annie also collects vintage gravy boats. They just think they're neat.

Fan Works

Annie Roland is the focus of the following song(s):

• The Faerie Knight of Yellowstone by Clementine

Gallery

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  Annie Roland at Yellowstone National Park on the morning of Season 5, Day 40.

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Roland by Cyster

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  Picrew of Annie by @awhekate

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  Roland by @awhekate

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  Roland by Li0ness

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  Fey Knight Annie Roland by subsequentibis

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  Picrew of Annie by Anne

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  Annie Roland by littleMURE

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  Roland by Sorlak

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  Roland by @zalomarty

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  Annie by EpiX

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  by @_waalkr

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  by Eli (@electronicbeth)

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