Adalberto Tosser

Adalberto Tosser
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	MildPitchers with Mild have a chance of throwing a Mild Pitch. The pitch is automatically a ball and all baserunners will advance.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Nursing a grudge
Coffee Style	Decaf
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	35
Soulscream	HUEAHHUEAHHEXAAAEXAAAEEEAEUEEAEUEIOAAOIOAAOIOIAIAOIAIAOUIIOIUIIOIUAIAHAAIAHAA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him, they/them

Adalberto Tosser is a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs and has played for the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

During the Season 5 election, Tosser received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Day 68 of Season 8, some of Adalberto's batting ability was siphoned by Holden Stanton due to Blooddrain weather, changing it from ★★½ to ★½.

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In Literature

Crabs poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following poem about Tosser:

Adalberto’s arm has grown
And given him a mighty skill
That otherwise has been unknown

And each year a new milestone
As we discover it is still
The case his arm has grown

And Crab scribes say it is unknown
Is Tosser a title, from God’s will
Or just a last name, all his own

His social scandal is full-blown
You’ll find him rowdy, drinking swill
And bragging of his arm that’s grown

This arm delivers to the zone
And getting longer, we do thrill
It will continue ‘til unknown

And I think it is clearly shown
His pitches may a player kill
We know his arm is not yet grown
And thus his future’s all unknown

Fan Art

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky