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{{IRM|PlayerName=Adalberto Tosser}}
 
{{IRM|PlayerName=Adalberto Tosser}}
 
==In Literature==
 
Crabs poet Laureate [[Runolfio Peeper]] wrote the following poem about Tosser:
 
 
<blockquote><poem>
 
Adalberto's arm has grown
 
And given him a mighty skill
 
That otherwise has been unknown
 
 
And each year a new milestone
 
As we discover it is still
 
The case his arm has grown
 
 
And Crab scribes say it is unknown
 
Is Tosser a title, from God's will
 
Or just a last name, all his own
 
 
His social scandal is full-blown
 
You’ll find him rowdy, drinking swill
 
And bragging of his arm that's grown
 
 
This arm delivers to the zone
 
And getting longer, we do thrill
 
It will continue 'til unknown
 
 
And I think it is clearly shown
 
His pitches may a player kill
 
We know his arm is not yet grown
 
And thus his future's all unknown
 
</poem></blockquote>
 
  
 
==Fan Art==
 
==Fan Art==

Revision as of 01:46, 4 March 2021

Adalberto Tosser is a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs and has played for the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

During the Season 5 election, Tosser received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Day 68 of Season 8, some of Adalberto's batting ability was siphoned by Holden Stanton due to Blooddrain weather, changing it from to .


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