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Photo Card = [[file:Adalberto_Tosser.png]] | Photo Card = [[file:Adalberto_Tosser.png]] | ||
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− | Promo Card = [[file:AdalbertoTosserBB.gif]] </tabber>| | + | Promo Card = [[file:AdalbertoTosserBB.gif]] |
+ | </tabber> | ||
+ | |caption1= | ||
+ | |team=[[Baltimore Crabs]] | ||
+ | |status=Active | ||
+ | |dates=Jul 20, 2020–present | ||
+ | |batting={{Star Rating|1.5}} | ||
+ | |pitching={{Star Rating|3.0}} | ||
+ | |baserunning={{Star Rating|3.0}} | ||
+ | |defense={{Star Rating|3.0}} | ||
+ | |modifications={{Modif|mild}} | ||
+ | |item=None | ||
+ | |armor=None | ||
+ | |evolution=Base | ||
+ | |ritual=Nursing a grudge | ||
+ | |coffee=Decaf | ||
+ | |blood=Psychic | ||
+ | |fate=35 | ||
+ | |soulscream=HUEAHHUEAHHEXAAAEXAAAEEEAEUEEAEUEIOAAOIOAAOIOIAIAOIAIAOUIIOIUIIOIUAIAHAAIAHAA | ||
+ | |pronouns=he/him, they/them | ||
+ | |player_twitter={{Twitter|name=AdalbertoTosser}} | ||
+ | |uuid =d0d7b8fe-bad8-481f-978e-cb659304ed49}} | ||
+ | '''Adalberto Tosser''' is a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] and has played for the team since [[Season 1]]. | ||
== Official League Records == | == Official League Records == | ||
− | During the [[Season 5#Election%20Results|Season 5 election]], Tosser received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' ''Horde Hallucinations'' and ''Rollback Netcode'' blessings. | + | During the [[Season 5#Election%20Results|Season 5 election]], Tosser received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' '''Horde Hallucinations''' and '''Rollback Netcode''' blessings. |
− | On Day 68 of Season 8, some of Adalberto's batting ability was siphoned by [[Holden Stanton]] due to [[Blooddrain]] weather, changing it from | + | On Day 68 of Season 8, some of Adalberto's batting ability was siphoned by [[Holden Stanton]] due to [[Blooddrain]] weather, changing it from {{Star Rating|2.5}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}. |
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{{IRM|PlayerName=Adalberto Tosser}} | {{IRM|PlayerName=Adalberto Tosser}} | ||
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<blockquote><poem> | <blockquote><poem> | ||
− | + | Adalberto's arm has grown | |
And given him a mighty skill | And given him a mighty skill | ||
That otherwise has been unknown | That otherwise has been unknown | ||
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And Crab scribes say it is unknown | And Crab scribes say it is unknown | ||
− | Is Tosser a title, from | + | Is Tosser a title, from God's will |
Or just a last name, all his own | Or just a last name, all his own | ||
His social scandal is full-blown | His social scandal is full-blown | ||
You’ll find him rowdy, drinking swill | You’ll find him rowdy, drinking swill | ||
− | And bragging of his arm | + | And bragging of his arm that's grown |
This arm delivers to the zone | This arm delivers to the zone | ||
And getting longer, we do thrill | And getting longer, we do thrill | ||
− | It will continue | + | It will continue 'til unknown |
And I think it is clearly shown | And I think it is clearly shown | ||
His pitches may a player kill | His pitches may a player kill | ||
We know his arm is not yet grown | We know his arm is not yet grown | ||
− | And thus his | + | And thus his future's all unknown |
</poem></blockquote> | </poem></blockquote> | ||
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<gallery widths="185"> | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
68AdalbertoTosser.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}} | 68AdalbertoTosser.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}} | ||
− | </gallery>{{TeamNavSelector|crabs}} | + | </gallery> |
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+ | {{TeamNavSelector|crabs}} | ||
+ | {{TeamCategorySelector|crabs}} | ||
[[Category:Players]] | [[Category:Players]] | ||
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[[Category:Players with a Tlopps card]] | [[Category:Players with a Tlopps card]] | ||
[[Category:Pitchers]] | [[Category:Pitchers]] | ||
[[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | [[Category:Nominative Determinism]] |
Revision as of 01:43, 12 November 2020
Adalberto Tosser is a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs and has played for the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
During the Season 5 election, Tosser received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.
On Day 68 of Season 8, some of Adalberto's batting ability was siphoned by Holden Stanton due to Blooddrain weather, changing it from to .
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In Literature
Crabs poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following poem about Tosser:
Adalberto's arm has grown
And given him a mighty skill
That otherwise has been unknown
And each year a new milestone
As we discover it is still
The case his arm has grown
And Crab scribes say it is unknown
Is Tosser a title, from God's will
Or just a last name, all his own
His social scandal is full-blown
You’ll find him rowdy, drinking swill
And bragging of his arm that's grown
This arm delivers to the zone
And getting longer, we do thrill
It will continue 'til unknown
And I think it is clearly shown
His pitches may a player kill
We know his arm is not yet grown
And thus his future's all unknown
Fan Art
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
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