Seattle Garages (Gamma 2)
This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Seattle Garages.
The Seattle Garages are a Gamma 2 Internet League Blaseball team in the Evil Division of the Solid League. They have been a part of Gamma 2 since Season 1 and won the Internet Series in Season 2. After the Microphone shorted out in Gamma 2, their status is unknown.
Roster
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Player History
Date | Removed | Added | Cause | |||
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01 99 | - | Layla Pork | Postseason Birth | |||
02 99 | - | George Lanyard | Postseason Birth | |||
02 EL | Malin Jolly | - | Will 🎸 | Charge |
Season Results
Season | Finish | Wins | Record | Postseason | Season Summary | ||
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League | Conference | Division | |||||
1 | 1st | 1st | 1st | 63 | 63-36 | Division Series: Defeated Philly Pies 2-0 Conference Championships: Defeated by Chicago Firefighters 1-3 |
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2 | 3rd | 3rd | 1st | 61 | 61-38 | Division Series: Defeated Ohio Worms 2-0 Conference Championships: Defeated Chicago Firefighters 3-1 Internet Series: Defeated Canada Moist Talkers 3-1 |
Complete Summary |
Team Overview
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The Seattle Garages are ILB Champions. Since their assembly by team captain Lincoln Blortles, the team has been wildly successful, earning the most wins of any team in the inaugural season of the ILB and taking home a well deserved trophy in Season 2. In addition to their efforts on the field, the Garages are also a successful folkpunk band. The Band plays out of Seattle, a small rural city located in the Duwamish Valley and surrounded by acres of farmland, including Farms of the Greater Seattle Area#Honeycrisp Orchard. Recently, a large corporation headed by Homespun Eric has been attempting to commercialize the surrounding area, buying up land and opening Farms of the Greater Seattle Area#Arrow Acres Berry Farm And Amusement Park, which is, according to Garages pitcher Miria Senior, "A rather gauche tourist trap 'inspired' by the area." Community efforts are ongoing to prevent the further spread of this new corporation.
The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility. The Big Garage, as it is also known, was formerly an airplane hanger, but was reclaimed by the team after it was abandoned due to the premature collapse of Bloeing, an unsuccessful aerospace company.
The Garages are an anarcho-syndicalist collective.
Players | Batters | |
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Buried | Jasper Destiny · Rigby Friedrich · Chandra Blortles · Pedro Davids | |
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Stats | NEW Seasons | 1 · 2 |
Beta Seasons | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
Ballpark | The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility | |
Community Lore | ||
Community | United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers · Seattle Garages Stadium and Training Volunteers · Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies | |
Places | Dark Seattle · Seattle Gum Wall · Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Cafe and Sanctuary · Seattle Shadows Co-op | |
History | Seattle Garages's History · Jamazon · Dark Seattle Corporates · Operation DEBT Collection | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
Park It! |