Tot Clark
Tot Clark is a pitcher for the Seattle Garages. Clark has been with the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
Along with Ron Monstera, Clark has been the highest-rated pitcher in the Garages rotation since Season 1.
Personal Life
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Tot "King Tot" Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne when the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot."
Clark is in a relationship with teammate Luis Acevedo.
Alleged Immortality
Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal.
Music
Clark is the bass player for the Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation. He played third bass in short-lived all-bass supergroup Basses Loaded.
Strike on the Mound
During the bottom of the 10th inning of Season 6, Day 109 (game two of the ILB finals) versus the Baltimore Crabs the Garages were shamed when Kennedy Loser and Forrest Best scored. Clark, with two outs left in the game and having just thrown a second strike to Sutton Dreamy, decided to stand on the mound and not pitch for four minutes as a sign of protest against the blaseball gods. This has colloquially been known as "Tot's Strike on the Mound" ever since. When asked about it after the match Clark simply said,
Well, you can't lose if you don't pitch right? Sometimes defying the gods is just standing around and doing nothing for a few minutes.
Gallery
Tot "King Tot" Clark's Bass Guitar by @@CallofDuckies
King Tot practicing for their new album, by @CallofDuckies
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Buried | Jasper Destiny · Rigby Friedrich · Chandra Blortles · Pedro Davids | |
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Stats | NEW Seasons | 1 · 2 |
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Ballpark | The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility | |
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Community | United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers · Seattle Garages Stadium and Training Volunteers · Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies | |
Places | Dark Seattle · Seattle Gum Wall · Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Cafe and Sanctuary · Seattle Shadows Co-op | |
History | Seattle Garages's History · Jamazon · Dark Seattle Corporates · Operation DEBT Collection | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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