Yasslyn Statter Jr.

Yasslyn Statter Jr.
Basic Information
Team	Hawai'i Fridays
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(1.9)
Pitching	(0.4)
Defense	(2.3)
Running	(1.2)
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  UnstablePlayer: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.
Items	Quill of Strength ●●
Dates Active	Apr 23, 2021–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Crawling
Coffee Style	Plenty of Sugar
Blood Type	AA
Fate	21

Yasslyn Statter Jr. is a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays, and has been with the team since the Season 17 Endseason.

Official League Records

Statter Jr. joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays as the Fridays' Season 17 Playoff Birth.

During the Season 19 elections, Statter Jr. joined the Fridays' pitching rotation in exchange for Mordecai Kingbird as a result of the Fridays' Foreshadow will.

On Season 20, Day 25, Statter Jr. swallowed a stray peanut and had a allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 7.1 → 2.6 stat decrease. On Day 49, Statter Jr.'s allergy was cured by Hawai'i Viberight Field's Peanut Mister. During the Season 20 elections, Statter Jr. retreated to the Fridays' Shadows as a result of the Fridays' Move will.

During the Season 22 elections, Statter Jr.'s star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the Shadow Alternate Trust blessing, resulting in Statter Jr. becoming an Alternate, gaining the Negative modification, and a combined 5.0 → 5.7 stat increase.

Player History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Yasslyn Statter Jr., sometimes known as Yass, was born and raised in the Sovereign Nation of Hawai'i.  Statter is currently a college student, majoring in Marine Biology. Statter is a practicing Muslim, and wears a hijab. Outside of thxir current splort, Statter is a competitive swimmer at thxir university, hosts a podcast called “Yasslyn Statter’s Wraslin’ Chatter,” and volunteers with multiple local non-profit organizations, largely centered around conservation.

Statter was raised with a strong background in aquatics, and as such retains a fondness for the local marine life of Hawai’i. Much of thxir volunteer work mirrors this, as has thxir conversations with the Fridays, who heartily support Statter’s activities outside of Blaseball.

Statter was recruited to the team following a deal with Our Lady of Perpetual Friday, who offered to extend the best day of the week for Statter so that thxy could have more time to continue thxir involvement in thxir numerous activities. Not only was Friday the one day Statter did not have class, but it now provides ample time to continue swimming, hosting a podcast, and advocating for expansions of protections for the wildlife of Hawai’i - as well as practicing thxir pitching.

Statter declines to comment on Yasslyn Statter Sr., though multiple teammates have observed thxm depositing or retrieving envelopes (presumably with mail inside) in odd places.

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