Valentine Games

Valentine Games
Basic Information
Team	Unlimited Tacos
Former Team(s)	New York Millennials, Breckenridge Jazz Hands, Baltimore Crabs, Houston Spies
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Blacking out
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	58
Soulscream	OIEXIOIEXIOOOAHEOOAHEO
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/they/she
Side Hustle	Writer for reality show The Valentine Games

Valentine Games is a lineup player for the Unlimited Tacos. Games joined the Tacos due to a feedback swap with NaN in a Season 9, Day 6 game.

Official League Records

History and Feedback Swaps

Games joined the league as a member of the Baltimore Crabs at the beginning of Season 1. They have since been a part of three feedback swaps, joining the Breckenridge Jazz Hands (in place of Tot Fox) on Season 4, Day 25; then the New York Millennials (in place of Conrad Vaughan) on Season 6, Day 22; and finally the Houston Spies (in place of Andrew Solis) on Season 6, Day 51. Games was swapped once more on Season 9, Day 6, to the Unlimited Tacos to replace NaN.

Season 3 Peanut

On Season 3 Day 98, Games swallowed a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction, which increased Games' rating from ★★1/2 to ★★★1/2.

Blooddrain

On Season 7, Day 15, Games' defense ability was siphoned by Kansas City Breath Mints batter Marquez Clark in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season 7, Day 56, Games siphoned some of Hades Tigers pitcher Yazmin Mason's hitting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

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Please Enjoy A Selected Poem By Valentine Games

Letter #3

m'dear brethren,

I.

or?       memorial stash

carving about-face

totem of new volumes

"never    that far ahead"

II.

habitus question

- in effacement of

cogito     kin roulette

cruel covenant

in service of

hands

in service of

III.

WHO

i ask you

CAN     prematurely

"say when."

mantis head

 walking up  mushroomed

as in the ballroom-dancing

IV.

whether ball

window or teeth

"literally,

'one who looks at birds'..."

a decision    whose delicacy

whose nature

"and dreamy SMASHES it

like    an EGG!

V.

i cannot tell my veins what to do

i don't think anyone in this body

knows who they answer to

VI.

what august told me - interior -

the old ship and its coating of pitch

VII.

o the year

waking conscript

rejected the mechanic

unified theory

loyal reenactment

  rise          ye foolhardy

(To read all the poems, click here. Refresh to get another one.)

Gallery

• Ilovevalentine.jpg

  by Dev (@doogemans on twitter)

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  Fanart of Valentine Games visiting Hlot Tlopic with a fan.

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  Valentine Games by @deerstained