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| + | If you don't mind I'm trying to keep on the dl here, just like, keep scrolling and ignore this. Or better yet, add some more things to throw them off my trail. No one knows I made it to Baltimore and that's just how I like it thank you very much. (did you see what happened to the rest of them???? Why would anyone play blaseball????) | ||
| + | Seriously I don't need that kind of drama in my life. I'm going to learn to knit or something. Get a part time job at the aquarium. Maybe see if I can get some rad crab claws or something that seems neat. | ||
| + | |||
| + | See you never | ||
| + | - XIV | ||
| + | --> | ||
| + | {{Player | ||
| + | | title1= | ||
| + | | image1= <!-- No photos please! What part of "low profile" don't you get --> | ||
| + | | caption1 | ||
| + | | alias=[[Please don't ask|███████████]] | ||
| + | | team=[[I'm happy where I am|██████████████]] | ||
| + | | former | ||
| + | | status=[[Have you seen what happened to the rest of them|Active]] | ||
| + | | dates=Jul 20, 2020–present | ||
| + | <!-- Records: Statistical Information --> | ||
| + | | batting={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- okay listen I'll be honestly I'd be terrible at this--> | ||
| + | | pitching={{Star Rating|3.0}} <!-- Throwing things can't be that hard right? I'll give myself a 3--> | ||
| + | | baserunning={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- I've seen the Crabs Roster, this is just a comparison--> | ||
| + | | defense={{Star Rating|1.5}} <!-- the best defence is a good offence. Wait shoot that was also 1.5 --> | ||
| + | | modifications= | ||
| + | | item=None | ||
| + | | armor=None | ||
| + | | evolution=Base | ||
| + | | ritual=[[Crabitat|sweeping up shells]] <!-- technically this is my job, but y'know it's kind of like a ritual--> | ||
| + | | coffee=Coffee? <!-- I prefer tea but for some reason it won't let me enter that--> | ||
| + | | blood=O No <!-- I would like to keep all of it in my body thank you--> | ||
| + | | fate=39 <!-- is 39 a good number? I think it is.--> | ||
| + | | soulscream <!-- AHHHHHHHHHHHH? --> | ||
| + | | pronouns=██████ <!-- Nope.--> | ||
| + | | likes <!-- long walks on the beach, not being in a blood splort--> | ||
| + | | dislikes <!-- playing blaseball--> | ||
| + | | peanut_allergy=Allergic | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | {{Community Lore}} | ||
| + | <choose uncached=""> | ||
| + | <option>Wyatt Mason </option> | ||
| + | <option>Wyatt █████ </option> | ||
| + | <option>W█at█ █as██ </option> | ||
| + | <option>█████ █████ </option> | ||
| + | </choose> <choose uncached=""> | ||
| + | <option>is a lineup player </option> | ||
| + | <option> has never played </option> | ||
| + | <option> is a pitcher </option> | ||
| + | </choose> for the <choose unchached=""> | ||
| + | <option> [[Unlimited Tacos]] </option> | ||
| + | <option> [[Seattle Garages]] </option> | ||
| + | <option> [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] </option> | ||
| + | <option> [[Atlantis Georgias]] </option> | ||
| + | <option> [[Miami Dale]] </option> | ||
| + | <option> [[Boston Flowers]] </option> | ||
| + | <option> [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] </option> | ||
| + | <option> [[Ohio Worms]] </option> | ||
| + | <option> [[New York Millennials]] </option> | ||
| + | <option> [[Core Mechanics]] </option> | ||
| + | <option> [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] </option> | ||
| + | <option> [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] </option> | ||
| + | <option> [[Tokyo Lift]] </option> | ||
| + | </choose> and joined the team in [[Season 14]] as part of the [[Second Wyatt Masoning]]. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | <!-- so here's the real trick.... we just need to get a few more of these - I'm sure no one will notice right?--> | ||
| + | {{#choose:{{IRM|PlayerName=Baldwin Breadwinner|banner=|title= Who are you?|intro=Static over the breeze as you try to find the right frequency.<br>Does this sound right?<br><br>}}|{{IRM|PlayerName=Rat Mason|banner=|title= Who are you?|intro=Static over the breeze as you try to find the right frequency. <br>Does this sound right?<br><br>}}}} | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | |||
| + | That sounds right. No need to keep looking. <!-- you had better not. Seriously the league will not be happy with me. --> | ||
| + | <references /> | ||
| + | |||
| + | {{TeamNavSelector|Crabs}} | ||
| + | {{TeamCategorySelector|Crabs}} | ||
Revision as of 22:28, 23 March 2021
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
W█at█ █as██ is a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift and joined the team in Season 14 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning.
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That sounds right. No need to keep looking.
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| Buried | Helga Burton · Pollard Beard | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Crab Scott · Howard and Dwayne · Yurts Trunbo · The Clawricle · Runolfio Peeper | |
| Places | Tower of Crabylon · Clawliday Inn · Public Transclawtation System | |
| Clawture | History · The Olde One · Carcinization · Memorial Pearls · Crustallion · The Baltimore Art Society | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Claws Up! | ||
