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| | | title = [[Seattle Garages|🎸 Seattle Garages]] | | | title = [[Seattle Garages|🎸 Seattle Garages]] |
| − | | season = Season 9 | + | | season = Season 2 |
| − | | dates = October 5, 2020 - October 11, 2020 | + | | dates = January 23, 2023 - January 29, 2023 |
| − | | previous = [[Seattle Garages/Season 8|Season 8]] | + | | previous = [[Seattle Garages/Season 1|Season 1]] |
| − | | next = [[Seattle Garages/Season 10|Season 10]] | + | | next = [[Seattle Garages/Season 3|Season 3]] |
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| − | | division = High | + | | division = Chaotic |
| − | | league = Mild | + | | league = Evil |
| − | | record = 60-39 | + | | record = 43-47 |
| − | | favor = 12 | + | | wins = 43 |
| − | | div_place = 1st | + | | favor = |
| − | | league_place = 3rd | + | | div_place = 4th |
| − | | ilb_place = 5th | + | | league_place = 6th |
| − | | postseason = '''Seed:''' 3rd<br>'''Division Series:''' Won 3-2 vs. {{Teamemoji|Pies}}<br>'''League Series''' Lost 1-3 vs. {{Teamemoji|ShoeThieves}} | + | | ilb_place = 11th |
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| − | | partytime = Day 111 | + | | partytime = Day 80 |
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| − | | modifs = {{Modif|Home Field Advantage}}{{Modif|Blood Donor}} | + | | modifs = {{Modif|Rogue}} |
| − | | changes = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 57%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th> | + | |
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 9| 09]] 07</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}} </td><td>[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Betsy Trombone]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Pies}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 9|09]] 12</td><td>The Garages had their lineup shuffled.</td><td> </td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Reverb|size=15px}} Reverb</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 9|09]] 21</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Henry Marshallow]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Pies}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 9|09]] 53</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Ortiz Morse]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Moist Talkers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 9|09]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Nolanestophia Patterson]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Mcdowell Karim]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>'''Blessing'''<br>Out of Sight</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center; ">[[Season 9|09]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[ Mcdowell Karim]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Sparks Beans]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table ><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td ><table><tr><td>'''Blessing'''<br>Out of Sight</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[ Season 9|09]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Ortiz Morse]]</td></tr> <tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Mike Townsend]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>'''Blessing'''<br>Out of Sight</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 9|09]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Lori Boston]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Lenny Marijuana]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>'''Blessing'''<br>Out of Sight</td></tr></table></td></tr></table> | + | | changes = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 57%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th> |
| − | | stats =<table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 60%;" colspan="2">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 27%;">Cause</th> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 2| 02]] 50</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}} </td><td>[[ Chambers Simmons]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>[[ Solar Eclipse (Silver)]]</td></tr> |
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 9|09]] 00</td><td>Jaylen Hotdogfingers' Debt is Consolidated.<br> {{ModifInline|Refinanced Debt}} → {{ModifInline|Consolidated Debt}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;"></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 9|09]] 56</td><td>Tot Clark had a yummy reaction!<br> <small>Combined {{Star Change|8.96|13.66}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Peanuts|size=15px}} Peanuts</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 9|09]] 47</td><td>Arturo Huerta drained blood from Ronan Jaylee.<br> <small>Pitching {{Star Rating|2.66}} → {{Star Rating|3.21}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 9|09]] EL</td><td>Betsy Trombone is now a Friend of Crows!<br> {{ModGain|Friend of Crows}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|adsas}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;"><table><tr><td>'''Decree'''</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Forecast: Birds</td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 9|09]] EL</td><td>Ortiz Morse is now a Siphon!<br> {{ModGain|Siphon}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|adsas}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;"><table><tr><td>'''Decree'''</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Forecast: Bloodrain</td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 9|09]] EL</td><td>Malik Destiny is now a Fire Eater!<br> {{ModGain|Fire Eater}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|adsas}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;"><table><tr><td>'''Decree'''</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Forecast: Solar Eclipse</td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 9|09]] EL</td><td>Theodore Duende is now Spicy!<br> {{ModGain|Spicy}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;"><table><tr><td>'''Blessing'''</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Hot Sauce Bar</td></tr></table></td></tr></table></td></tr></table> | + | |
| − | | postseason_other=The Garages earn a Postseason Birth!<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Freemium Fairwood]] {{PositionIcon|Shadows}} | + | | stats = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 15%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 60%;" colspan="2">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 25%;">Cause</th> |
| − | | decrees ='''Forecast: Birds'''<br> [[Betsy Trombone]]<br> {{ModGain|Friend of Crows}}<br>'''Forecast: Bloodrain'''<br> [[Ortiz Morse]]<br> {{ModGain|Siphon}}<br>'''Forecast: Eclipse'''<br> [[Malik Destiny]]<br> {{ModGain|Fire Eater}}<br> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 2|02]] 71</td><td>Chambers Simmons finds a Heart!</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>[[Knighted|Quest]]</td></tr> |
| − | | blessings = {{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Secret Weapon'''<br> [[Goodwin Morin]] is Maximized!<br>{{Teamicon|Garages|size=30px}}'''Out of Sight'''<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Nolanestophia Patterson|Nolanestophia]] {{PositiveChange}} [[Mcdowell Karim]] {{PositionIcon|Lineup}}<br> [[Nolanestophia Patterson|Patterson]]<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Mcdowell Karim]] {{PositiveChange}} [[Nolanestophia Patterson|Nolanestophia]] {{PositionIcon|Shadows}}<br> [[Nolanestophia Patterson|Patterson]]<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Mcdowell Karim]] {{PositiveChange}} [[Sparks Beans]] {{PositionIcon|Lineup}}<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Sparks Beans]] {{PositiveChange}} [[Mcdowell Karim]] {{PositionIcon|Shadows}}<br> BUT ALSO, MAINLY,<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Ortiz Morse]] {{PositiveChange}} [[Mike Townsend]] {{PositionIcon|Rotation}}<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Mike Townsend]] {{PositiveChange}} [[Ortiz Morse]] {{PositionIcon|Shadows}}<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Lori Boston]] {{PositiveChange}} [[Lenny Marijuana]] {{PositionIcon|Rotation}}<br> {{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Lenny Marijuana]] {{PositiveChange}} [[Lori Boston]] {{PositionIcon|Shadows}}<br>{{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Hot Sauce Bar'''<br> [[Theodore Duende]]<br> {{ModGain|Spicy}}<br>{{Teamicon|crabs|size=30px}}'''Fifth Base Bubble'''<br /> {{ModGain|Fifth Base|duration=season}}<br>{{Teamicon|flowers|size=30px}}'''The Shame Bubble'''<br /> {{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}} | + | | tarot = |
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| − | In [[Season 9]], the [[Seattle Garages]] finished third in the [[Mild League]] and fifth in the [[ILB]]. The Garages qualified for the [[postseason]] and were seeded 3rd. After eliminating the [[Philly Pies]], the team was eliminated in turn by the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], who would go on to win the title. The Garages experienced three feedback swaps during the season, this time due to [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Jaylen Hotdogfinger's]] permanent [[Flickering]] modification. In the [[Season 9#Election|Season 9 Election]], the Garages won a three blessings, maximizing [[shadows]] member [[Goodwin Morin]], relieving their two worst hitters and two worst pitchers with members of their shadows, and giving [[Theodore Duende]] [[Spicy]], along with a hitter from each other team in the Mild High. | + | In [[Season 2]], the [[Seattle Garages]] finished sixth in the [[Evil Conference]] and eleventh in the [[ILB]]. The Garages entered Party Time on Day 80. [[ In the [[Season 2#Election|Season 2 Election]], the Garages won no blessings. |
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| | ==Starting Roster== | | ==Starting Roster== |
| − | {| class="wikitable" | + | {{NewRosterDisplay |
| − | !Lineup <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|lineup}}</span>!!Rotation <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|rotation}}</span>
| + | |lineup= |
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| + | *[[Mindy Rahman]] |
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| + | *[[Chambers Simmons]] |
| − | *[[Summers Pony]]
| + | *[[Deion Gamage]] |
| − | *[[Quack Enjoyable]]
| + | *[[Hendricks Richardson]] |
| − | *[[Greer Gwiffin]]
| + | *[[Sheev Shriffle]] |
| − | *[[Paula Turnip]]
| + | *[[Susan Witherspoon]] |
| − | *[[Nolanestophia Patterson]]
| + | *[[Josephine Aster]] |
| − | *[[Theodore Duende]] | |
| − | *[[Oliver Mueller]] | |
| − | *[[Malik Destiny]] | |
| − | *[[Oliver Notarobot]] | |
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| − | *[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]
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| − | *[[Tot Clark]] | |
| − | *[[Arturo Huerta]] | |
| − | *[[Durham Spaceman]] | |
| | *[[Henry Marshallow]] | | *[[Henry Marshallow]] |
| − | *[[Lori Boston]] | + | *[[Jesús Rodriguez]] |
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| + | *{{Spoiler|[[Jasper Destiny]] (Buried)}} |
| − | !Bench <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>!!Bullpen <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>
| + | *{{Spoiler|[[Rigby Friedrich]] (Buried)}} |
| − | |- style="vertical-align:top;"
| + | *{{Spoiler|[[Chandra Blortles]] (Buried)}} |
| − | | | + | |rotation= |
| − | *[[Mcdowell Karim]]
| + | *[[Rivers Clembons]] |
| − | *[[Sparks Beans]] | + | *[[Baby Triumphant]] |
| − | *[[Oliver Loofah]] | + | *[[Timmy Vine]] |
| − | | | + | *[[Brisket Friendo]] |
| − | *[[Mike Townsend]] | + | *[[Seren Moss]] |
| − | *[[Lenny Marijuana]] | + | |shadows= |
| − | *[[Schneider Blanco]] | + | *No Shadows |
| − | *[[Antonio Mccall]] | + | }} |
| − | *[[Leticia Snyder]] | |
| − | *[[Terrell Bradley]]
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| − | *[[Daniel Benedicte]]
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| − | *[[Goodwin Morin]] | |
| − | *[[Tillman Wan]]
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| − | |}
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| | ==Season== | | ==Season== |
| − | ===Roster Changes=== | + | ===Roster Changes and Notable Games=== |
| − | *Prior the the season start, [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Jaylen Hotdogfingers']] {{ModifInline|Refinanced Debt}} became {{ModifInline|Consolidated Debt}}.
| + | *On '''Day 50''', hitter [[Chambers Simmons]] was sworn at by a [[Umpire|Knight Umpire]], giving them the '''[[Knighted]]''' modification and sending them to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement. <!--(Watch [url here] on Before).--> |
| − | *On '''Day 7''', {{ModifInline|Flickering|duration=permanent}} pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with [[Pies]] pitcher [[Betsy Trombone]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=9&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-10-05T22%3A11%3A47Z here] on Before). | + | *On '''Day 54''', [[Pedro Davids]] crashed onto the field during a game versus the [[Shoe Thieves]].<!--(Watch [url here] on Before).--> |
| − | *On '''Day 12''', the Garages' Lineup was shuffled in the reverb. (Watch [??? here] on Before)
| + | **Davids was [[Buried]] at the end of the Garages' Lineup. |
| − | **[[Summers Pony]], [[Nolanestophia Patterson]], and [[Oliver Notarobot]] shuffled, placing Notarobot in the leadoff position.
| + | *On '''Day 71''', [[Chambers Simmons]] found a heart and felt renewed while Questing in the Shadows. |
| − | **[[Theodore Duende]] and [[Oliver Mueller]] switched places.
| + | **Simmons' attributes were boosted. |
| − | **[[Paula Turnip]] and [[Malik Destiny]] switched places.
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| − | !New Lineup Post Day 12 <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|lineup}}</span> | |
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| − | *[[Oliver Notarobot]]
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| − | *[[Quack Enjoyable]]
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| − | *[[Greer Gwiffin]]
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| − | *[[Malik Destiny]]
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| − | *[[Summers Pony]]
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| − | *[[Oliver Mueller]]
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| − | *[[Theodore Duende]]
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| − | *[[Paula Turnip]]
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| − | *[[Nolanestophia Patterson]]
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| − | |}
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| − | *On '''Day 21''', pitcher [[Henry Marshallow]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with {{ModifInline|Flickering|duration=permanent}} [[Pies]] pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=9&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-10-06T12%3A10%3A06Z here] on Before).
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| − | *On '''Day 53''', {{ModifInline|Flickering|duration=permanent}} pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with [[Moist Talkers]] pitcher [[Ortiz Morse]]. (Watch [??? here] on Before). | |
| − | *On '''Day 56''', pitcher [[Tot Clark]] swallowed a stray Peanut and had a yummy reaction! (Watch [??? here] on Before). | |
| − | **Clark's pitcher rating increased from {{Star Rating|2.38}} to {{Star Rating|3.5}}.
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| − | *On '''Day 99''', pitcher [[Arturo Huerta]] siphoned some of [[Ronan Jaylee|Ronan Jaylee's]] pitching ability. (Watch [??? here] on Before). | |
| − | **Huerta's pitcher rating increased from {{Star Rating|2.66}} to {{Star Rating|3.21}}. | |
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| | ===Postseason=== | | ===Postseason=== |
| − | *On '''Day 103''', the Seattle Garages began a series against the [[Philly Pies]]. The teams traded wins, bringing the series to a fifth game, where the Garages pulled out a win in extra innings, ending the series 3 wins to the Pies' 2. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?day=103&redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0 here] on Before). | + | <!--*On '''Day XX''', the Seattle Garages began a postseason series against the [[X]].<!--(Watch [url here] on Before).--> |
| − | *On '''Day 108''', the Seattle Garages began the [[Mild League]] Championship Series against the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. The Thieves won the series with 3 wins to the Garages' 1, eliminating the band from the playoffs. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?day=103&redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0 here] on Before). | + | <!--*On '''Day XXX''', the Seattle Garages began the [[Evil Conference]] Championship Series against the [[X]]. (Watch [url here] on Before). |
| | + | *On '''Day XXX''', the Seattle Garages began their fourth [[Internet Series]], this time facing the [[X]]. (Watch [url here] on Before).--> |
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| | ==Election Outcomes== | | ==Election Outcomes== |
| − | ===Decrees===
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| − | *'''Forecast: Birds''' passed with 304,585 Votes, 52% of all Decree Votes
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| − | **EMERGENCY ALERT
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| − | **SEVERE [[Lots of Birds|MURMURATION]] WARNING IN THIS AREA
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| − | ***[[Betsy Trombone]] is now a [[Friend of Crows]]!
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| − | ****{{ModGain|Friend of Crows}}
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| − | *'''Forecast: Blooddrain''' passed with 71,178 Votes, 12% of all Decree Votes
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| − | **EMERGENCY ALERT
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| − | **SEVERE [[Blooddrain|BLOODDRAIN]] WARNING IN THIS AREA
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| − | ***[[Ortiz Morse]] is now a [[ModifInline|Siphon]]!
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| − | ****{{ModGain|Siphon}}
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| − | *'''Forecast: Eclipse''' passed with 63,314 Votes, 11% of all Decree Votes
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| − | **EMERGENCY ALERT
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| − | **SEVERE [[Solar Eclipse|SOLAR ECLIPSE]] WARNING
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| − | ***[[Malik Destiny]] is now a [[Fire Eater]]!
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| − | ****{{ModGain|Fire Eater}}
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| | ===Blessings=== | | ===Blessings=== |
| − | *'''Secret Weapon''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
| + | The Garages won no Blessings |
| − | **Garages pitcher [[Goodwin Morin]] is Maximized in the Shadows!
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| − | **The Garages had 40% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 238,713 votes were cast.
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| − | *'''Out of Sight''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
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| − | **[[Nolanestophia Patterson]] retreats to the Shadows ... [[Mcdowell Karim]] emerges!<ref name="sight">This blessing incorrectly targeted Garages lineup players rather than pitchers. When the mistake was discovered, the blessing displayed the text HOLD ON before revealing the next two trades.</ref>
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| − | **[[Mcdowell Karim]] retreats to the Shadows ... [[Sparks Beans]] emerges!
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| − | **BUT ALSO, MAINLY,
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| − | **[[Ortiz Morse]] retreats to the Shadows ... [[Mike Townsend]] emerges!
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| − | **[[Lori Boston]] retreats to the Shadows ... [[Lenny Marijuana]] emerges!
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| − | **The Garages had 29% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 611,932 votes were cast.
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| − | *'''Hot Sauce Bar''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]].{{Teamicon|garages}}
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| − | **[[Aldon Cashmoney]] is now [[Spicy]]!
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| − | **[[Beans McBlase]] is now [[Spicy]]!
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| − | **[[Theodore Duende]] is now [[Spicy]]!
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| − | ***{{ModGain|Spicy}}
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| − | **[[Conner Haley]] is now [[Spicy]]!
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| − | **[[Charlatan Seabright]] is now [[Spicy]]!
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| − | **The Garages had 5% of the votes. The [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] were the highest bidders with 27% of the votes. 105,728 votes were cast.
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| − | One additional blessing affected the Seattle Garages:
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| − | *'''Fifth Base Bubble''' blessed the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. {{Teamicon|crabs}}
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| − | **The Fifth Base Bubble protects the [[Wild League|Wild High]].
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| − | **Fifth Base on the [[Seattle Garages]]!
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| − | ***{{ModGain|Fifth Base|duration=season}}
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| − | **The Crabs had 24% of the votes. The [[Hades Tigers]] were the highest bidder with 24% of the votes. 481,520 votes were cast.
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| − | *'''The Shame Bubble''' blessed the [[Boston Flowers]].{{Teamicon|flowers}}
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| − | **The Shame Bubble protects the [[Wild League|Wild Low]].
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| − | **Shame on the [[Seattle Garages]]!
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| − | ***{{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}
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| − | **The Flowers had 7% of the votes. The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] were the highest bidders with 21% of the vote. 88,408 votes were cast.
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| | ==Season Overview== | | ==Season Overview== |
| | {{Community Lore}} | | {{Community Lore}} |
| − | ===Refinancing=== | + | ===NEW Seattle Garages=== |
| − | After she engulfed the league in flame during [[Season 7]], {{ModifInline|Debted}} [[Seattle Garages]] ace [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] searched for a solution to prevent it from happening again. [[The Microphone]] offered her a chance to make a deal.<ref>https://twitter.com/BlaseballMic/status/1307761654881427458</ref> As a result, Hotdogfingers' {{ModifInline|Debt_Zero}} changed to {{ModifInline|Refinanced Debt}}. While this change kept the rest of the league safe from [[incineration]], the Garages were about to face the necromancy consequences they escaped the season before.
| + | [[File:Garages NEW Season 1 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the NEW Season 1 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.]] |
| − | | + | It's a NEW universe, a NEWly fallen team, and a NEW season of Blaseball. After the events of [[Fall Ball]], the Band looks a little different, that won't stop them from rocking hard. The Garages' NEW [[Season 1]] debut featured the triumphant return of [[Henry Marshallow]], the talents of longtime vets [[Rivers Clembons]] and [[Baby Triumphant]], and the introduction of new favorites including [[Jesús Rodriguez]] and [[Deion Gamage]]. The Garages also returned to their roots, rejoining the [[Evil Conference#Chaotic Evil|Chaotic Evil]] division. Despite a stacked division, the Band put on a good showing thanks to their well optimized lineup (featuring the talents of [[Mindy Rahman]] and [[Josephine Aster]]) and mostly satisfactory pitching led by [[Brisket Friendo]] with no thanks to [[Timmy Vine]]. The Garages just barely clinched a Postseason Seed over longtime friends the [[Yellowstone Magic]] but fell short against the powerhouse [[Mexico City Wild Wings]]. They bowed out of the bracket with a 1-3 record. |
| − | ===Breaking Up the Band===
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| − | [[Season 8]] was the most successful regular season by wins the Seattle Garages have ever seen and will ever see in the first two eras of Internet League Blaseball. It was also a season of change and sudden parting with a franchise record five feedback swaps thanks to Jaylen Hotdogfingers' newly refinanced debt, which now conferred {{ModifInline|Flickering}}. Over the season, the band bid farewell to original roster members [[Lang Richardson]] and [[Allison Abbott]], and longtime players [[Cedric Spliff]] and [[Farrell Seagull]], fundamentally altering the small ball strategy the team had employed in previous seasons. In return, the band received [[Nolanestophia Patterson]], capable base hitters [[Quack Enjoyable]] and [[Summers Pony]], and [[Paula Mason]], until she too was swapped for power hitter [[Paula Turnip]]. The constantly shifting roster somehow did not stop the band's meteoric rise, and they clinched a postseason appearance in record time. Unfortunately, dreams of a pennant were once again dashed when the Garages were swept by the [[Philly Pies]] in the first round of the playoffs. | |
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| − | ===New Kids=== | + | ===A Horrible Mistake We Will Make Again and Again=== |
| − | The [[Season 8#Election|Season 8 Election]] brought four blessings to the Seattle Garages, although their outcome had many wondering if some were really blessings after all. During the election, beloved Garages pitcher [[Ron Monstera]] was stabilized before being cruelly incinerated. To replace him, a bus arrived carrying the enigmatic extraterrestrial [[Durham Spaceman]] and a surprise extra pitcher, interdimensional visitor and DJ [[Lori Boston]], who had accidentally signed up for the team.
| + | In the [[Season 1#Election|Season 1 Election]], history repeated as the [[Forbidden Book]] was once again opened. The Band escaped immediate consequences, but the threat of Solar Eclipse(s) now looms. On a happier note, the Band gained extra Thwack thanks to the '''[[Season 1#Blessings|Guess Whose Thwack]]''' blessing, raising prospects of more positive contact in the future. |
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