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| title        = [[Seattle Garages|🎸 Seattle Garages]]
 
| title        = [[Seattle Garages|🎸 Seattle Garages]]
| season      = Season 9
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| season      = Season 2
| dates        = October 5, 2020 - October 11, 2020
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| dates        = January 23, 2023 - January 29, 2023
| previous    = [[Seattle Garages/Season 8|Season 8]]
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| previous    = [[Seattle Garages/Season 1|Season 1]]
| next        = [[Seattle Garages/Season 10|Season 10]]
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| next        = [[Seattle Garages/Season 3|Season 3]]
  
| division    = High
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| division    = Chaotic
| league      = Mild
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| league      = Evil
| record      = 60-39
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| record      = 43-47
| favor        = 12
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| wins        = 43
| div_place    = 1st
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| favor        =  
| league_place = 3rd
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| div_place    = 4th
| ilb_place    = 5th
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| league_place = 6th
| postseason  = '''Seed:''' 3rd<br>'''Division Series:''' Won 3-2 vs. {{Teamemoji|Pies}}<br>'''League Series''' Lost 1-3 vs. {{Teamemoji|ShoeThieves}}
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| ilb_place    = 11th
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| postseason  =  
  
| partytime    = Day 111
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| partytime    = Day 80
  
| modifs      = {{Modif|Home FIeld Advantage}}<br>{{Modif|Blood Donor}}  
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| modifs      = {{Modif|Rogue}}
| changes      = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 57%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 21</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Lang Richardson]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Nolanestophia Patterson]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Pies}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 42</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Cedric Spliff]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Quack Enjoyable]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|MoistTalkers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 56</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Allison Abbott]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Paula Mason]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Steaks}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 71</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Paula Mason]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Paula Turnip]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Tigers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 21</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Farrell Seagull]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Summers Pony]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Pies}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Ron Monstera]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Durham Spaceman]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Blessing {{Teamemoji|Garages}}<br>New Kid</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Lori Boston]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Blessing {{Teamemoji|Garages}}<br>Promo Code</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
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| changes      = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 57%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th>
| stats        =<table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 60%;" colspan="2">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 27%;">Cause</th>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 2|02]] 50</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}&nbsp;</td><td>[[Chambers Simmons]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>[[Solar Eclipse (Silver)]]</td></tr>
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 8|08]] 58</td><td>Ron Monstera drained blood from Winnie Hess<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Pitching {{Star Rating|1.94}} → {{Star Rating|2.50}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
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| decrees      =  
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| stats        = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 15%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 60%;" colspan="2">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 25%;">Cause</th>
| blessings   ={{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Forever Physical'''<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Ron Monstera]] is now Stable!<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Stable|Duration=Permanent}}<br />{{Teamicon|Garages|size=30px}}'''Promo Code'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Lori Boston]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}<br>{{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Home Field Advantage'''<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Home Field Advantage|duration=season}}<br />{{Teamicon|Garages|size=30px}}'''New Kid'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Ron Monstera]] &nbsp;{{PositiveChange}} [[Durham Spaceman]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}<br />{{Teamicon|Magic|size=30px}}'''Lottery Pick'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Magic}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Terrell Bradley]] &nbsp;{{PositiveChange}} [[Chorby Short]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Chorby Short]] &nbsp;{{PositiveChange}} [[Terrell Bradley]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 2|02]] 71</td><td>Chambers Simmons finds a Heart!</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>[[Knighted|Quest]]</td></tr>
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| tarot        =
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| renovations  =  
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| gift_shop   =  
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| mvps        =  
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| vaulted      =  
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| postseason_other=
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| decrees      =
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| tidings      =
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| wills        =  
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| blessings    =  
 
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}}<nowiki/>
In [[Season 9]], the [[Seattle Garages]] finished third in the [[Mild League]] and fifth in the [[ILB]]. The Garages qualified for the [[postseason]] and were seeded 3rd. After eliminating the [[Philly Pies]], the team was eliminated in turn by the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], who would go on to win the title. The Garages experienced three feedback swaps during the season, this time due to [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Jaylen Hotdogfinger's]] permanent {{ModifInline|Flickering|duration=permanent}} modification. In the [[Season 9#Election|Season 9 Election]] the Garages won a three blessings, maximizing [[shadows]] member [[Goodwin Morin]], relieving their two worst hitters and two worst pitchers with members of their shadows, and giving [[Theodore Duende]] {{ModifInline|Spicy}} anlong with a hitter from each other team in the Mild High.
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In [[Season 2]], the [[Seattle Garages]] finished sixth in the [[Evil Conference]] and eleventh in the [[ILB]]. The Garages entered Party Time on Day 80. [[ In the [[Season 2#Election|Season 2 Election]], the Garages won no blessings.
  
 
==Starting Roster==
 
==Starting Roster==
{| class="wikitable"
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{{NewRosterDisplay
!Lineup <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|lineup}}</span>!!Rotation <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|rotation}}</span>
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|lineup=
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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*[[Mindy Rahman]]
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*[[Chambers Simmons]]
*[[Summers Pony]]
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*[[Deion Gamage]]
*[[Cedric Spliff]]
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*[[Hendricks Richardson]]
*[[Greer Gwiffin]]
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*[[Sheev Shriffle]]
*[[Paula Turnip]]
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*[[Susan Witherspoon]]
*[[Nolanestophia Patterson]]
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*[[Josephine Aster]]
*[[Theodore Duende]]
 
*[[Oliver Mueller]]
 
*[[Malik Destiny]]
 
*[[Oliver Notarobot]]
 
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*[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]
 
*[[Tot Clark]]
 
*[[Arturo Huerta]]
 
*[[Durham Spaceman]]
 
 
*[[Henry Marshallow]]
 
*[[Henry Marshallow]]
*[[Lori Boston]]
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*[[Jesús Rodriguez]]
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*{{Spoiler|[[Jasper Destiny]] (Buried)}}
!Bench <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>!!Bullpen <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>
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*{{Spoiler|[[Rigby Friedrich]] (Buried)}}
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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*{{Spoiler|[[Chandra Blortles]] (Buried)}}
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|rotation=
*[[Mcdowell Karim]]
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*[[Rivers Clembons]]
*[[Sparks Beans]]
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*[[Baby Triumphant]]
*[[Oliver Loofah]]
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*[[Timmy Vine]]
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*[[Brisket Friendo]]
*[[Mike Townsend]]
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*[[Seren Moss]]
*[[Lenny Marijuana]]
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|shadows=
*[[Schneider Blanco]]
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*No Shadows
*[[Antonio Mccall]]
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}}
*[[Leticia Snyder]]
 
*[[Chorby Short]]
 
*[[Daniel Benedicte]]
 
*[[Goodwin Morin]]
 
*[[Tillman Wan]]
 
|}
 
  
 
==Season==
 
==Season==
===Roster Changes===
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===Roster Changes and Notable Games===
*On '''Day 7''', {{ModifInline|Flickering|duration=permanent}} pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with [[Pies]] pitcher [[Betsy Trombone]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=9&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-10-05T22%3A11%3A47Z here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 50''', hitter [[Chambers Simmons]] was sworn at by a [[Umpire|Knight Umpire]], giving them the '''[[Knighted]]''' modification and sending them to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement. <!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
*On '''Day 21''', pitcher [[Henry Marshallow]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with {{ModifInline|Flickering|duration=permanent}} [[Pies]] pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=9&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-10-06T12%3A10%3A06Z here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 54''', [[Pedro Davids]] crashed onto the field during a game versus the [[Shoe Thieves]].<!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
*On '''Day 53''', {{ModifInline|Flickering|duration=permanent}} pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with [[Moist Talkers]] pitcher [[Ortiz Morse]]. (Watch [??? here] on Before).
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**Davids was [[Buried]] at the end of the Garages' Lineup.
*On '''Day 56''', pitcher [[Tot Clark]] swallowed a stray Peanut and had a yummy reaction! (Watch [??? here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 71''', [[Chambers Simmons]] found a heart and felt renewed while Questing in the Shadows.
**Clark's pitcher rating increased from {{Star Rating|???}} to {{Star Rating|???}}.
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**Simmons' attributes were boosted.
  
 
===Postseason===
 
===Postseason===
*On '''Day 103''', the Seattle Garages began a series against the [[Philly Pies]]. The teams traded wins, bringing the series to a fifth game, where the Garages pulled out a win in extra innings, ending the series 3 wins to the Pies' 2. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?day=103&redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0 here] on Before).
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<!--*On '''Day XX''', the Seattle Garages began a postseason series against the [[X]].<!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
*On '''Day 108''', the Seattle Garages began the [[Mild League]] Championship Series against the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. The Thieves won the series with 3 wins to the Garages' 1, eliminating the band from the playoffs. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?day=103&redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0 here] on Before).
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<!--*On '''Day XXX''', the Seattle Garages began the [[Evil Conference]] Championship Series against the [[X]]. (Watch [url here] on Before).
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*On '''Day XXX''', the Seattle Garages began their fourth [[Internet Series]], this time facing the [[X]]. (Watch [url here] on Before).-->
  
 
==Election Outcomes==
 
==Election Outcomes==
===Decrees===
 
*'''Forecast: Birds''' passed with 304,585 Votes, 52% of all Decree Votes
 
**EMERGENCY ALERT
 
**SEVERE [[Lots of Birds|MURMURATION]] WARNING IN THIS AREA
 
***[[Betsy Trombone]] is now a {{ModifInline|Friend of Birds}}!
 
*'''Forecast: Blooddrain''' passed with 71,178 Votes, 12% of all Decree Votes
 
**EMERGENCY ALERT
 
**SEVERE [[Blooddrain|BLOODDRAIN]] WARNING IN THIS AREA
 
***[[Ortiz Morse]] is now a {{ModifInline|Siphon}}!
 
*'''Forecast: Eclipse''' passed with 63,314 Votes, 11% of all Decree Votes
 
**EMERGENCY ALERT
 
**SEVERE [[Solar Eclipse|SOLAR ECLIPSE]] WARNING
 
***[[Malik Destiny]] is now a {{ModifInline|Fire Eater}}!
 
 
 
===Blessings===
 
===Blessings===
*'''Secret Weapon''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
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The Garages won no Blessings
**Garages pitcher [[Goodwin Morin]] is Maximized in the Shadows!
 
**The Garages had 40% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 238,713 votes were cast.
 
*'''Out of Sight''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
 
**[[Nolanestophia Patterson]] retreats to the Shadows ... [[Mcdowell Karim]] emerges!<ref name="sight">This blessing incorrectly targeted Garages lineup players rather than pitchers. When the mistake was discovered, the blessing displayed the text HOLD ON before revealing the next two trades.</ref>
 
**[[Mcdowell Karim]] retreats to the Shadows ... [[Sparks Beans]] emerges!
 
**BUT ALSO, MAINLY,
 
**[[Ortiz Morse]] retreats to the Shadows ... [[Mike Townsend]] emerges!
 
**[[Lori Boston]] retreats to the Shadows ... [[Lenny Marijuana]] emerges!
 
**The Garages had 29% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 611,932 votes were cast.
 
*'''Hot Sauce Bar''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]].{{Teamicon|garages}}
 
**[[Aldon Cashmoney]] is now [[Spicy]]!
 
**[[Beans McBlase]] is now [[Spicy]]!
 
**[[Theodore Duende]] is now [[Spicy]]!
 
**[[Conner Haley]] is now [[Spicy]]!
 
**[[Charlatan Seabright]] is now [[Spicy]]!
 
**The Garages had 5% of the votes. The [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] were the highest bidders with 27% of the votes. 105,728 votes were cast.
 
  
One additional blessing affected the Seattle Garages:
 
*'''Fifth Base Bubble''' blessed the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. {{Teamicon|crabs}}
 
**The Fifth Base Bubble protects the [[Wild League|Wild High]].
 
**Fifth Base on the [[Seattle Garages]]!
 
***{{ModGain|Fifth Base|duration=season}}
 
**The Crabs had 24% of the votes. The [[Hades Tigers]] were the highest bidder with 24% of the votes. 481,520 votes were cast.
 
*'''The Shame Bubble''' blessed the [[Boston Flowers]].{{Teamicon|flowers}}
 
**The Shame Bubble protects the [[Wild League|Wild Low]].
 
**Shame on the [[Seattle Garages]]!
 
***{{ModGain|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}
 
**The Flowers had 7% of the votes. The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] were the highest bidders with 21% of the vote. 88,408 votes were cast.
 
 
==Season Overview==
 
==Season Overview==
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
===Refinancing===
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===NEW Seattle Garages===
After she engulfed the league in flame during [[Season 7]], {{ModifInline|Debted}} [[Seattle Garages]] ace [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] searched for a solution to prevent it from happening again. [[The Microphone]] offered her a chance to make a deal.<ref>https://twitter.com/BlaseballMic/status/1307761654881427458</ref> As a result, Hotdogfingers' {{ModifInline|Debt_Zero}} changed to {{ModifInline|Refinanced Debt}}. While this change kept the rest of the league safe from [[incineration]], the Garages were about to face the necromancy consequences they escaped the season before.
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[[File:Garages NEW Season 1 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the NEW Season 1 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.]]
 
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It's a NEW universe, a NEWly  fallen team, and a NEW season of Blaseball. After the events of [[Fall Ball]], the Band looks a little different, that won't stop them from rocking hard. The Garages' NEW [[Season 1]] debut featured the triumphant return of [[Henry Marshallow]], the talents of longtime vets [[Rivers Clembons]] and [[Baby Triumphant]], and the introduction of new favorites including [[Jesús Rodriguez]] and [[Deion Gamage]]. The Garages also returned to their roots, rejoining the [[Evil Conference#Chaotic Evil|Chaotic Evil]] division. Despite a stacked division, the Band put on a good showing thanks to their well optimized lineup (featuring the talents of [[Mindy Rahman]] and [[Josephine Aster]]) and mostly satisfactory pitching led by [[Brisket Friendo]] with no thanks to [[Timmy Vine]]. The Garages just barely clinched a Postseason Seed over longtime friends the [[Yellowstone Magic]] but fell short against the powerhouse [[Mexico City Wild Wings]]. They bowed out of the bracket with a 1-3 record.
===Breaking Up the Band===
 
[[File:Garages Season 8 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the Season 8 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.]]
 
[[Season 8]] was the most successful regular season by wins the Seattle Garages have ever seen and will ever see in the first two eras of Internet League Blaseball. It was also a season of change and sudden parting with a franchise record five feedback swaps thanks to Jaylen Hotdogfingers' newly refinanced debt, which now conferred {{ModifInline|Flickering}}. Over the season, the band bid farewell to original roster members [[Lang Richardson]] and [[Allison Abbott]], and longtime players [[Cedric Spliff]] and [[Farrell Seagull]], fundamentally altering the small ball strategy the team had employed in previous seasons. In return, the band received [[Nolanestophia Patterson]], capable base hitters [[Quack Enjoyable]] and [[Summers Pony]], and [[Paula Mason]], until she too was swapped for power hitter [[Paula Turnip]]. The constantly shifting roster somehow did not stop the band's meteoric rise, and they clinched a postseason appearance in record time. Unfortunately, dreams of a pennant were once again dashed when the Garages were swept by the [[Philly Pies]] in the first round of the playoffs.
 
  
===New Kids===
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===A Horrible Mistake We Will Make Again and Again===
The [[Season 8#Election|Season 8 Election]] brought four blessings to the Seattle Garages, although their outcome had many wondering if some were really blessings after all. During the election, beloved Garages pitcher [[Ron Monstera]] was stabilized before being cruelly incinerated. To replace him, a bus arrived carrying the enigmatic extraterrestrial [[Durham Spaceman]] and a surprise extra pitcher, interdimensional visitor and DJ [[Lori Boston]], who had accidentally signed up for the team.
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In the [[Season 1#Election|Season 1 Election]], history repeated as the [[Forbidden Book]] was once again opened. The Band escaped immediate consequences, but the threat of Solar Eclipse(s) now looms. On a happier note, the Band gained extra Thwack thanks to the '''[[Season 1#Blessings|Guess Whose Thwack]]''' blessing, raising prospects of more positive contact in the future.
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Latest revision as of 23:06, 31 January 2023

In Season 2, the Seattle Garages finished sixth in the Evil Conference and eleventh in the ILB. The Garages entered Party Time on Day 80. [[ In the Season 2 Election, the Garages won no blessings.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows
  • No Shadows


Season

Roster Changes and Notable Games

Postseason

Election Outcomes

Blessings

The Garages won no Blessings

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

NEW Seattle Garages

A bar graph depicting the NEW Season 1 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

It's a NEW universe, a NEWly fallen team, and a NEW season of Blaseball. After the events of Fall Ball, the Band looks a little different, that won't stop them from rocking hard. The Garages' NEW Season 1 debut featured the triumphant return of Henry Marshallow, the talents of longtime vets Rivers Clembons and Baby Triumphant, and the introduction of new favorites including Jesús Rodriguez and Deion Gamage. The Garages also returned to their roots, rejoining the Chaotic Evil division. Despite a stacked division, the Band put on a good showing thanks to their well optimized lineup (featuring the talents of Mindy Rahman and Josephine Aster) and mostly satisfactory pitching led by Brisket Friendo with no thanks to Timmy Vine. The Garages just barely clinched a Postseason Seed over longtime friends the Yellowstone Magic but fell short against the powerhouse Mexico City Wild Wings. They bowed out of the bracket with a 1-3 record.

A Horrible Mistake We Will Make Again and Again

In the Season 1 Election, history repeated as the Forbidden Book was once again opened. The Band escaped immediate consequences, but the threat of Solar Eclipse(s) now looms. On a happier note, the Band gained extra Thwack thanks to the Guess Whose Thwack blessing, raising prospects of more positive contact in the future.