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| title        = [[Seattle Garages|🎸 Seattle Garages]]
 
| title        = [[Seattle Garages|🎸 Seattle Garages]]
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| season      = Season 3
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| season      = Season 2
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| dates        = August 3, 2020 - August 9, 2020
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| dates        = January 23, 2023 - January 29, 2023
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| previous    = [[Seattle Garages/Season 2|Season 2]]
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| previous    = [[Seattle Garages/Season 1|Season 1]]
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| next        = [[Seattle Garages/Season 4|Season 4]]
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| next        = [[Seattle Garages/Season 3|Season 3]]
  
 
| division    = Chaotic
 
| division    = Chaotic
 
| league      = Evil
 
| league      = Evil
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| record      = 48-51
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| record      = 43-47
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| favor        = 19
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| wins        = 43
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| div_place    = 4th
 
| div_place    = 4th
 
| league_place = 6th
 
| league_place = 6th
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| ilb_place    = 13th
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| ilb_place    = 11th
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| partytime    = Day 97
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| postseason  =  
  
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| changes      =<table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 60%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th>
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| partytime    = Day 80
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 3|03]] 04</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Bennett Browning]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Tiana Cash]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Incineration</td></tr></table></td></tr>
 
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 3|03]] 47</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Tiana Cash]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Greer Gwiffin]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Incineration</td></tr></table></td></tr>
 
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 3|03]] 74</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Shaquille Torres]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Cedric Spliff]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Incineration</td></tr></table></td></tr>
 
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 3|03]] 80</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Derrick Krueger]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Henry Marshallow]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Incineration</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
 
  
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| blessings    = {{Teamicon|Garages|size=30px}}'''Pretty Plz?'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hitting {{PositiveChange}}3%<br>
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| modifs      = {{Modif|Rogue}}
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{{Teamicon|Garages|size=30px}}'''Psuedo-Thumbs'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pitching {{PositiveChange}}10%
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| changes      =  <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 57%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th>
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In [[Season 3]], the [[Seattle Garages]] finished sixth in the Evil League and thirteenth in the ILB. The team experienced a record four [[Incineration|incinerations]] during the season. In the [[Season 3#Election|Season 3 Election]], the Garages were blessed with [[Season_3#Blessings|Pretty Plz?]], which improved hitting by 3%, and more [[Season_3#Blessings|Pseudo-Thumbs]].
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 2|02]] 50</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}&nbsp;</td><td>[[Chambers Simmons]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>[[Solar Eclipse (Silver)]]</td></tr>
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| stats        = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 15%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 60%;" colspan="2">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 25%;">Cause</th>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 2|02]] 71</td><td>Chambers Simmons finds a Heart!</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>[[Knighted|Quest]]</td></tr>
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In [[Season 2]], the [[Seattle Garages]] finished sixth in the [[Evil Conference]] and eleventh in the [[ILB]]. The Garages entered Party Time on Day 80.  [[ In the [[Season 2#Election|Season 2 Election]], the Garages won no blessings.
  
 
==Starting Roster==
 
==Starting Roster==
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*[[Shaquille Torres]]
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*[[Henry Marshallow]]
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*[[Allison Abbott]]
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*[[Bennett Browning]]
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*{{Spoiler|[[Chandra Blortles]] (Buried)}}
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*[[Mike Townsend]]
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*[[Rivers Clembons]]
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*[[Tot Clark]]
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*[[Baby Triumphant]]
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*[[Arturo Huerta]]
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*[[Timmy Vine]]
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*[[Brisket Friendo]]
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*[[Derrick Krueger]]
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*[[Seren Moss]]
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*[[Sparks Beans]]
 
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*[[Oliver Loofah]]
 
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*[[Lenny Marijuana]]
 
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*[[Schneider Blanco]]
 
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*[[Antonio Mccall]]
 
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*[[Leticia Snyder]]
 
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*[[Chorby Short]]
 
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*[[Daniel Benedicte]]
 
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*[[Goodwin Morin]]
 
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==Season==
 
==Season==
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===Roster Changes===
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===Roster Changes and Notable Games===
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*On '''Day 4''', [[Bennett Browning]] was incinerated and replaced by [[Tiana Cash]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=3&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-08-03T22%3A20%3A38Z here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 50''', hitter [[Chambers Simmons]] was sworn at by a [[Umpire|Knight Umpire]], giving them the '''[[Knighted]]''' modification and sending them to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement. <!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
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**Browning's incineration was initially hidden from Fans thanks to the [[The Shelled One]], who [[Blasphemy|appeared]] at the top of Inning 5 to chastise the perpetrators of [[Peanut Fraud]]. The only evidence of the incineration was a string of letters present above The Shelled One's declaration of <span class=peanut>BLASPHEMY</span>. This string, <code>JHFMTOJMNPSMLMDGFOSEZDTMJWHPADAACGRT</code>, contained the initials of recently deceased players. Midway through the [[Blasphemy]] period, the letters <code>BB</code> were appended to the string, announcing the death of one of the three possible players: Browning, [[Baldwin Breadwinner]], or [[Bates Bentley]].
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*On '''Day 54''', [[Pedro Davids]] crashed onto the field during a game versus the [[Shoe Thieves]].<!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
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*On '''Day 47''', [[Tiana Cash]] was incinerated and replaced by [[Greer Gwiffin]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=3&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-08-05T17%3A04%3A02Z here] on Before).
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**Davids was [[Buried]] at the end of the Garages' Lineup.
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*On '''Day 74''', [[Shaquille Torres]] was incinerated and replaced by [[Cedric Spliff]].
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*On '''Day 71''', [[Chambers Simmons]] found a heart and felt renewed while Questing in the Shadows.
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**Torres' incineration, like Browning's, was initially hidden by The Shelled One, who appeared at the top of Inning 7 to scold Fans over [[The Grand Unslam]], which had occurred the day prior. When The Peanut disappeared, Fans were shocked to discover Spliff in Torres' lineup slot.
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**Simmons' attributes were boosted.
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*On '''Day 80''', [[Derrick Krueger]] was incinerated and replaced by [[Henry Marshallow]].
 
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**Krueger's incineration was also hidden from sight, perhaps due to the weakened Bridge post-Grand Unslam.
 
  
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*On '''Day 57''', slugger [[Luis Acevedo]] hit the [[Shame|shaming]] run against the [[Breckinridge Jazz Hands]] in extra innings, leading to a [[Shame#Grand Shame|Day of Grand Shame]] and relieving [[Tot Clark]], who had pitched 4 scoreless innings to keep the game tied 5-5. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?day=57&redirect=%2Fleague&season=3&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0 here] on Before).
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<!--*On '''Day XX''', the Seattle Garages began a postseason series against the [[X]].<!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
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*On '''Day 99''', The Garages beat the [[Houston Spies]], eliminating the Spies from the Playoffs at the last possible opportunity. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?day=57&redirect=%2Fleague&season=03&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0 here] on Before).
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<!--*On '''Day XXX''', the Seattle Garages began the [[Evil Conference]] Championship Series against the [[X]]. (Watch [url here] on Before).
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*On '''Day XXX''', the Seattle Garages began their fourth [[Internet Series]], this time facing the [[X]]. (Watch [url here] on Before).-->
  
 
==Election Outcomes==
 
==Election Outcomes==
 
===Blessings===
 
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The Garages won no Blessings
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**Their hitting was improved by 3%.
 
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**The Garages won with 4% of the vote. The Magic had 24% of the vote. 11,495 votes were cast.
 
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*'''Pseudo-Thumbs''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]] {{Teamicon|garages}}
 
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**Their pitching was improved by 10%.
 
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**The Garages won with 33% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 18,717 votes were cast.
 
  
 
==Season Overview==
 
==Season Overview==
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
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===Gone Too Soon===
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===NEW Seattle Garages===
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[[File:Garages Season 3 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the Season 3 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.]]
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[[File:Garages NEW Season 1 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the NEW Season 1 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.]]
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The Seattle Garages entered [[Season 3]] with more thumbs than ever before, totally unprepared for the events to come. After escaping the entirety of [[Season 2]] unharmed, Season 3 was a season of fire. On Day 4, under the shadow of a [[The Shelled One|screaming god]], [[Bennett Browning]]<ref>Definitely not a bear.</ref> was incinerated. From his ashes rose a phoenix, 4 star batter [[Tiana Cash]]. Until the fire reclaimed her 43 days later, Cash, along with star batters [[Theodore Duende]] and [[Oliver Mueller]], led the band to never before seen winning records. Cash's replacement, [[Greer Gwiffin]] also proved himself a capable hitter, despite being a deadbeat dad, but the bands winning streak was not destined to last. On Day 74, just hours after [[The Grand Unslam]], the Nut returned and fire once again rained down on the Garages, this time claiming drummer [[Shaquille Torres]].
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It's a NEW universe, a NEWly  fallen team, and a NEW season of Blaseball. After the events of [[Fall Ball]], the Band looks a little different, that won't stop them from rocking hard. The Garages' NEW [[Season 1]] debut featured the triumphant return of [[Henry Marshallow]], the talents of longtime vets [[Rivers Clembons]] and [[Baby Triumphant]], and the introduction of new favorites including [[Jesús Rodriguez]] and [[Deion Gamage]]. The Garages also returned to their roots, rejoining the [[Evil Conference#Chaotic Evil|Chaotic Evil]] division. Despite a stacked division, the Band put on a good showing thanks to their well optimized lineup (featuring the talents of [[Mindy Rahman]] and [[Josephine Aster]]) and mostly satisfactory pitching led by [[Brisket Friendo]] with no thanks to [[Timmy Vine]]. The Garages just barely clinched a Postseason Seed over longtime friends the [[Yellowstone Magic]] but fell short against the powerhouse [[Mexico City Wild Wings]]. They bowed out of the bracket with a 1-3 record.
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The Peanut (Fight Gods)
 
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The Incinerations
 
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Loss, love the players you do have
 
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After a demoralizing first season and the sudden loss of [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]], the Seattle Garages returned to the field full of coffee and anger. The band performed much better during their second outing and even exceeded .500 wins in the midseason. Unfortunately, poor pitching kept the team solidly out of playoff contention. Newcomer [[Derrick Krueger]] was seen sleeping on the mound, and mainstays [[Tot Clark]], [[Arturo Huerta]], and [[Ron Monstera]] barely held their own. Fans placed the most blame on shameful pitcher [[Mike Townsend]], even going so far as to openly root for his incineration during outings. This vitriol inspired the band's first true success, the smash hit single [[Mike Townsend#Music|mike townsend (is a disappointment)]]. Season 2 also saw the birth of a rivalry with the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], who objected to the Garages' [[THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY|stated intention to kill the sun]]. Miraculously, despite the presence of a season-long [[Solar Eclipse]], no Garages players were incinerated during the season, a feat which some Fans attribute to pure spite.
 
  
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===A Horrible Mistake We Will Make Again and Again===
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After a successful Fan campaign, the Seattle Garages pitching staff were blessed with Pseudo-Thumbs in the Season 2 Election. This increased the team's pitching ability substantially, with the minor cost of a few new only slightly disturbing digits. Both fans and players hope the new thumbs will let the band finally make it to the playoffs.
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In the [[Season 1#Election|Season 1 Election]], history repeated as the [[Forbidden Book]] was once again opened. The Band escaped immediate consequences, but the threat of Solar Eclipse(s) now looms. On a happier note, the Band gained extra Thwack thanks to the '''[[Season 1#Blessings|Guess Whose Thwack]]''' blessing, raising prospects of more positive contact in the future.
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Latest revision as of 23:06, 31 January 2023

In Season 2, the Seattle Garages finished sixth in the Evil Conference and eleventh in the ILB. The Garages entered Party Time on Day 80. [[ In the Season 2 Election, the Garages won no blessings.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows
  • No Shadows


Season

Roster Changes and Notable Games

Postseason

Election Outcomes

Blessings

The Garages won no Blessings

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

NEW Seattle Garages

A bar graph depicting the NEW Season 1 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

It's a NEW universe, a NEWly fallen team, and a NEW season of Blaseball. After the events of Fall Ball, the Band looks a little different, that won't stop them from rocking hard. The Garages' NEW Season 1 debut featured the triumphant return of Henry Marshallow, the talents of longtime vets Rivers Clembons and Baby Triumphant, and the introduction of new favorites including Jesús Rodriguez and Deion Gamage. The Garages also returned to their roots, rejoining the Chaotic Evil division. Despite a stacked division, the Band put on a good showing thanks to their well optimized lineup (featuring the talents of Mindy Rahman and Josephine Aster) and mostly satisfactory pitching led by Brisket Friendo with no thanks to Timmy Vine. The Garages just barely clinched a Postseason Seed over longtime friends the Yellowstone Magic but fell short against the powerhouse Mexico City Wild Wings. They bowed out of the bracket with a 1-3 record.

A Horrible Mistake We Will Make Again and Again

In the Season 1 Election, history repeated as the Forbidden Book was once again opened. The Band escaped immediate consequences, but the threat of Solar Eclipse(s) now looms. On a happier note, the Band gained extra Thwack thanks to the Guess Whose Thwack blessing, raising prospects of more positive contact in the future.


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