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<nowiki/>{{TeamSeason
 
<nowiki/>{{TeamSeason
 
| title        = [[Seattle Garages|🎸 Seattle Garages]]
 
| title        = [[Seattle Garages|🎸 Seattle Garages]]
| season      = Season 13
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| season      = Season 2
| dates        = March 8, 2021 - March 14, 2021
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| dates        = January 23, 2023 - January 29, 2023
| previous    = [[Seattle Garages/Season 12|Season 12]]
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| previous    = [[Seattle Garages/Season 1|Season 1]]
| next        = [[Seattle Garages/Season 14|Season 14]]
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| next        = [[Seattle Garages/Season 3|Season 3]]
  
| division    = High
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| division    = Chaotic
| league      = Mild
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| league      = Evil
| record      = 51-48
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| record      = 43-47
| wins        = 50
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| wins        = 43
| favor        = 3
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| favor        =  
| div_place    = 3rd
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| div_place    = 4th
| league_place = 7th
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| league_place = 6th
| ilb_place    = 15th
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| ilb_place    = 11th
 
| postseason  =  
 
| postseason  =  
  
| partytime    = Day 89
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| partytime    = Day 80
  
| modifs      =
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| modifs      = {{Modif|Rogue}}
  
| changes      = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 57%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th>
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| changes      = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 57%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th>
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] 64</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Mindy Kugel]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Mechanics}}</td><td>{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 2|02]] 50</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}&nbsp;</td><td>[[Chambers Simmons]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>[[Solar Eclipse (Silver)]]</td></tr>
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Paula Turnip]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Carmelo Plums]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Tigers}}</td><td>'''Will'''<br>[[Exchange]]</td></tr>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Nolanestophia Patterson]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>'''Will'''<br>[[Foreshadow]]</td></tr>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Goodwin Morin]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Lotus Mango]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Lift}}</td><td>'''Will'''<br>[[Exchange]]</td></tr>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Magi Ruiz]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>'''Blessing'''<br>[[Season13#Blessings|Stow Away]]</td></tr>
 
</table>
 
  
| stats        = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 15%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 60%;" colspan="2">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 25%;">Cause</th>
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| stats        = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 15%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 60%;" colspan="2">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 25%;">Cause</th>
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] 05</td><td>Oliver Mueller is swept Elsewhere!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Elsewhere}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>{{WeatherIcon|Flooding|size=15px}} Flooding</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 2|02]] 71</td><td>Chambers Simmons finds a Heart!</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>[[Knighted|Quest]]</td></tr>
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] 19</td><td>Oliver Mueller has returned from Elsewhere after 14 days!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModLoss|Elsewhere}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td></td></tr>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] 22</td><td>Oliver Mueller is swept Elsewhere!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Elsewhere}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>{{WeatherIcon|Flooding|size=15px}} Flooding</td></tr>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] 33</td><td>Oliver Mueller has returned from Elsewhere after 11 days!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModLoss|Elsewhere}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td></td></tr>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] 82</td><td>Paula Turnip is swept Elsewhere!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Elsewhere}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>{{WeatherIcon|Flooding|size=15px}} Flooding</td></tr>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] 91</td><td>Goodwin Morin is Partying!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Combined&nbsp; {{Star Change|23|23.9}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>{{ModifInline|Party Time}}</td></tr>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] 93</td><td>Tot Clark is a Triple Threat.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Triple Threat}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>{{WeatherIcon|Coffee 3s|size=15px}} Coffee 3s</td></tr>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] 94</td><td>Paula Turnip has returned from Elsewhere after 12 days!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModLoss|Elsewhere}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td></td></tr>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] 96</td><td>Jaylen Hotdogfingers is Partying!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Combined&nbsp; {{Star Change|9.7|11.1}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>{{ModifInline|Party Time}}</td></tr>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] 97</td><td>Arturo Huerta is Partying!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Combined&nbsp; {{Star Change|13.8|15.1}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>{{ModifInline|Party Time}}</td></tr>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] 99</td><td>Goodwin Morin is named an MVP.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Ego+}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td></td></tr>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] EL</td><td>Alaynabella Hollywood is Infused.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Combined&nbsp; {{Star Change|5.6|10.4}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>'''Will'''<br>[[Infuse]]</td></tr>
 
<tr><td style="text-align:center;">[[Season 13|13]] EL</td><td>Jaylen Hotdogfingers entered the Shadows.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Combined&nbsp; {{Star Change|11.1|11.8}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td>'''Will'''<br>[[Foreshadow]]</td></tr>
 
</table>
 
 
| tarot        =  
 
| tarot        =  
| renovations  = '''Ground Broken'''<br>The [[Garages]] break ground on [[The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility]], selecting to build the Pine prefab.
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| renovations  =  
 
| gift_shop    =  
 
| gift_shop    =  
| mvps        = [[Goodwin Morin]] is named an MVP.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Ego+}}
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| mvps        =  
 
| vaulted      =  
 
| vaulted      =  
 
| postseason_other=
 
| postseason_other=
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| decrees      =
 
| decrees      =
 
| tidings      =
 
| tidings      =
| wills        = {{Teamicon|Tigers|size=30px}}'''Exchange'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Carmelo Plums]],&nbsp; Lineup {{PositionIcon|Lineup}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Tigers}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Paula Turnip]],&nbsp; Lineup {{PositionIcon|Lineup}}<br>
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| wills        =  
{{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Infuse'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Alaynabella Hollywood]] is Infused<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Combined&nbsp; {{Star Change|5.6|10.4}}</small><br>
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| blessings    =  
{{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Foreshadow'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} [[Nolanestophia Patterson]]&nbsp; → &nbsp;Rotation {{PositionIcon|Rotation}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]&nbsp; →&nbsp; Shadows {{PositionIcon|Shadows}}<br>
 
{{Teamicon|Lift|size=30px}}'''Exchange'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Lotus Mango]],&nbsp; Lineup {{PositionIcon|Lineup}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Lift}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Goodwin Morin]],&nbsp; Lineup {{PositionIcon|Lineup}}
 
| blessings    = {{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Stow Away'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Magi Ruiz]],&nbsp; Rotation {{PositionIcon|Rotation}}
 
 
}}<nowiki/>
 
}}<nowiki/>
In [[Season 13]], the [[Seattle Garages]] finished seventh in the [[Mild League]] and fifteenth in the [[ILB]]. The Garages entered partytime on Day 89 and were not drawn for the [[postseason]]. In the [[Season 13#Election|Season 13 Election]], snackholders voted to [[Infuse]] pitcher [[Alaynabella Hollywood]] and [[Foreshadow]] returned pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]], bringing [[Nolanestophia Patterson]] out of the [[Shadows]]. [[Paula Turnip]] was targeted for [[exchange]] by the [[Hades Tigers]], returning [[Carmelo Plums]]. [[Goodwin Morin]] was also targeted for exchange by the [[Tokyo Lift]], returning [[Lotus Mango]]. The Garages were blessed with [[Season 13#Blessings|Stow Away]], which added new player [[Magi Ruiz]] to their rotation, increasing it to eight players.
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In [[Season 2]], the [[Seattle Garages]] finished sixth in the [[Evil Conference]] and eleventh in the [[ILB]]. The Garages entered Party Time on Day 80. [[ In the [[Season 2#Election|Season 2 Election]], the Garages won no blessings.
  
 
==Starting Roster==
 
==Starting Roster==
{| class="wikitable"
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{{NewRosterDisplay
!Lineup <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|lineup}}</span>!!Rotation <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|rotation}}</span>
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|lineup=
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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*[[Mindy Rahman]]
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*[[Chambers Simmons]]
*[[Oliver Notarobot]]
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*[[Deion Gamage]]
*[[Quack Enjoyable]]
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*[[Hendricks Richardson]]
*[[Goodwin Morin]]
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*[[Sheev Shriffle]]
*[[Malik Destiny]]
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*[[Susan Witherspoon]]
*[[Summers Pony]]
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*[[Josephine Aster]]
*[[Oliver Mueller]]
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*[[Henry Marshallow]]
*[[Theodore Duende]]
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*[[Jesús Rodriguez]]
*[[Paula Turnip]]
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*{{Spoiler|[[Jasper Destiny]] (Buried)}}
*[[Sparks Beans]]
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*{{Spoiler|[[Rigby Friedrich]] (Buried)}}
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*{{Spoiler|[[Chandra Blortles]] (Buried)}}
*[[Betsy Trombone]]
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|rotation=
*[[Tot Clark]]
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*[[Rivers Clembons]]
*[[Arturo Huerta]]
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*[[Baby Triumphant]]
*[[Durham Spaceman]]
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*[[Timmy Vine]]
*[[Alaynabella Hollywood]]
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*[[Brisket Friendo]]
*[[Lenny Marijuana]]
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*[[Seren Moss]]
*[[Mindy Kugel]]
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|shadows=
 
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*No Shadows
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}}
!Bench <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>!!Bullpen <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>
 
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
 
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*[[Oliver Loofah]]
 
*[[Freemium Fairwood]]
 
*[[Nolanestophia Patterson]]
 
*[[Mcdowell Karim]]
 
*[[Emblem Warhorse]]
 
*[[Emilia Street]]
 
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*[[Schneider Blanco]]
 
*[[Antonio Mccall]]
 
*[[Leticia Snyder]]
 
*[[Terrell Bradley]]
 
*[[Daniel Benedicte]]
 
*[[Mike Townsend]]
 
*[[Tillman Wan]]
 
*[[Ortiz Morse]]
 
*[[Lori Boston]]
 
|}
 
  
 
==Season==
 
==Season==
 
===Roster Changes and Notable Games===
 
===Roster Changes and Notable Games===
*On '''Day 5''', [[Oliver Mueller]] was the first Garage swept elsewhere. <!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
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*On '''Day 50''', hitter [[Chambers Simmons]] was sworn at by a [[Umpire|Knight Umpire]], giving them the '''[[Knighted]]''' modification and sending them to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement. <!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
**Mueller returned 14 days later on Day 19. <!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
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*On '''Day 54''', [[Pedro Davids]] crashed onto the field during a game versus the [[Shoe Thieves]].<!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
*On '''Day 22''', [[Oliver Mueller]] was once again swept elsewhere. <!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
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**Davids was [[Buried]] at the end of the Garages' Lineup.
**Mueller returned 11 days later on Day 33. <!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
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*On '''Day 71''', [[Chambers Simmons]] found a heart and felt renewed while Questing in the Shadows.
*On '''Day 64''', former Garages pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] returned to the team when they were caught in the feedback and switched places with [[Mindy Kugel]] . (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=13&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2021-03-11T08%3A06%3A00Z here] on Before).
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**Simmons' attributes were boosted.
*On '''Day 82''', [[Paula Turnip]] was swept elsewhere. <!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
 
**Turnip returned 12 days later on Day 94. <!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
 
*On '''Day 91''', [[Goodwin Morin]] partied. <!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
 
**Morin's combined rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.9}}.
 
*On '''Day 96''', first time pitcher [[Alaynabella Hollywood]] earned their first pitching win. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?day=96&redirect=%2Fleague&season=13&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0 here] on Before).
 
**Jaylen Hotdogfingers also partied on Day 96. Their combined rating increased by {{Star Rating|1.43}}. <!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
 
*On '''Day 97''', [[Arturo Huerta]] partied. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=13&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2021-03-12T18%3A05%3A25Z here] on Before).
 
**Day 97 is widely recognized as Huerta's birthday, as he has partied three times on that day.
 
**Huerta's combined rating increased by {{Star Rating|1.22}}.
 
  
<!--===Postseason===
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===Postseason===
*On '''Day XXX''', the Seattle Garages began a postseason series against the [[X]]. (Watch [url here] on Before).
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<!--*On '''Day XX''', the Seattle Garages began a postseason series against the [[X]].<!--(Watch [url here] on Before).-->
*On '''Day XXX''', the Seattle Garages began the [[Mild League]] Championship Series against the [[X]]. (Watch [url here] on Before).
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<!--*On '''Day XXX''', the Seattle Garages began the [[Evil Conference]] Championship Series against the [[X]]. (Watch [url here] on Before).
 
*On '''Day XXX''', the Seattle Garages began their fourth [[Internet Series]], this time facing the [[X]].  (Watch [url here] on Before).-->
 
*On '''Day XXX''', the Seattle Garages began their fourth [[Internet Series]], this time facing the [[X]].  (Watch [url here] on Before).-->
  
 
==Election Outcomes==
 
==Election Outcomes==
 
===Wills===
 
 
*{{Teamicon|Garages}}'''Infuse'''
 
**The [[Garages]] vote to infuse Alaynabella Hollywood.
 
**[[Alaynabella Hollywood]] is Infused.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|5.6|10.4}}
 
**''Infuse - 35% of all Garages Will Votes<br/>This Filing - 78% of Garages Infuse Votes<br/>Final Odds - 27% chance of happening.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Garages}}'''Foreshadow'''
 
**The [[Garages]] chose to bring Nolanestophia Patterson forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Jaylen Hotdogfingers.
 
**The [[Garages]] made a roster move.
 
***[[Nolanestophia Patterson]] -> Rotation {{PositionIcon|1}}
 
***[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] -> Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}}
 
**[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] entered the Shadows.
 
***Combined {{Star Change|11.1|11.8}}
 
**''Foreshadow - 38% of all Garages Will Votes<br/>This Filing - 81% of Garages Foreshadow Votes<br/>Final Odds - 31% chance of happening.''
 
 
Two additional wills affected the Seattle Garages:
 
 
*{{Teamicon|Tigers}}'''Exchange'''
 
**The [[Tigers]] targeted Paula Turnip for an exchange, opting to send back Carmelo Plums.
 
**The [[Garages]] and [[Tigers]] made a trade.
 
***{{Trade|Garages|Paula Turnip|Carmelo Plums}}
 
***{{Trade|Tigers|Carmelo Plums|Paula Turnip}}
 
**''Exchange - 20% of all Tigers Will Votes<br/>This Filing - 1% of Tigers Exchange Votes<br/>Final Odds - 0% chance of happening.''
 
*{{Teamicon|Lift}}'''Exchange'''
 
**The [[Lift]] targeted Goodwin Morin for an exchange, opting to send back Lotus Mango.
 
**The [[Garages]] and [[Lift]] made a trade.
 
***{{Trade|Garages|Goodwin Morin|Lotus Mango}}
 
***{{Trade|Lift|Lotus Mango|Goodwin Morin}}
 
**''Exchange - 2% of all Lift Will Votes<br/>This Filing - 72% of Lift Exchange Votes<br/>Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.''
 
 
 
===Blessings===
 
===Blessings===
 
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The Garages won no Blessings
*{{Teamicon|Garages}}'''Stow Away''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]].
 
**[[Magi Ruiz]] came aboard the Seattle [[Garages]]'s rotation!
 
***{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Magi Ruiz]], Rotation {{PositionIcon|1}}
 
**''The Garages had 4% of the Votes<br/>Highest Bidder - The Flowers with 31%<br/>91,803 votes were cast.''
 
  
 
==Season Overview==
 
==Season Overview==
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
===The Garages Suck/The Return===
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===NEW Seattle Garages===
[[File:Garages Season 13 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the Season 13 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.]]
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[[File:Garages NEW Season 1 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the NEW Season 1 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.]]
 
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It's a NEW universe, a NEWly  fallen team, and a NEW season of Blaseball. After the events of [[Fall Ball]], the Band looks a little different, that won't stop them from rocking hard. The Garages' NEW [[Season 1]] debut featured the triumphant return of [[Henry Marshallow]], the talents of longtime vets [[Rivers Clembons]] and [[Baby Triumphant]], and the introduction of new favorites including [[Jesús Rodriguez]] and [[Deion Gamage]]. The Garages also returned to their roots, rejoining the [[Evil Conference#Chaotic Evil|Chaotic Evil]] division. Despite a stacked division, the Band put on a good showing thanks to their well optimized lineup (featuring the talents of [[Mindy Rahman]] and [[Josephine Aster]]) and mostly satisfactory pitching led by [[Brisket Friendo]] with no thanks to [[Timmy Vine]]. The Garages just barely clinched a Postseason Seed over longtime friends the [[Yellowstone Magic]] but fell short against the powerhouse [[Mexico City Wild Wings]]. They bowed out of the bracket with a 1-3 record.
===Expand Band===
 
 
 
===The Twelfth Trip Around the Sun===
 
[[File:Garages Season 12 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the Season 12 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.]] The Grand Siesta has ended and the Garages are back! The Band is picking up exactly where they left off: somehow turning a middling early season performance into a late season surge and another deep postseason run. Nothing has changed<ref>For now...</ref>. [[Greer Gwiffin]] and [[Paula Turnip]] were the standouts of the season, hitting 29 home runs apiece and leading the team in runs batted in. The Garages' large pitching staff, anchored by [[Arturo Huerta]] and [[Tot Clark]], held their own and, after ups and downs in the early and midseason, the Band aimed once again for a [[Postseason Birth]]. Though the Garages earned another Mild League Championship pennant, their dreams of an ILB championship were once again dashed, this time by the [[Hades Tigers]] after a grueling five game Internet Series.
 
 
 
===Goodbyes and Layovers===
 
The [[Season 12#Election|Season 12 Election]] brought a lot of change to the Garages. Greer Gwiffin bid goodbye to the band and flew off for [[Hawai'i]]. His replacement, [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] touched down at SeaTac Airport only to run into [[Alaynabella Hollywood]], who had gotten lost on the way to the [[Boston Flowers]]' shadows. They agreed to swap places, allowing Mcdaniel a much needed break and giving Hollywood a brand new start in [[Seattle]]. After two seasons with the Band, [[Pitching Machine]] was also traded, and traveled to the [[Ohio Worms]] in exchange for pitcher and teacher [[Mindy Kugel]]. The Garages' rotation was also shaken up when [[Goodwin Morin]] and the just arrived Alaynabella Hollywood agreed to swap positions, giving Morin a chance to try her hand at batting after a couple disappointing seasons as a pitcher.
 
  
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===A Horrible Mistake We Will Make Again and Again===
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In the [[Season 1#Election|Season 1 Election]], history repeated as the [[Forbidden Book]] was once again opened. The Band escaped immediate consequences, but the threat of Solar Eclipse(s) now looms. On a happier note, the Band gained extra Thwack thanks to the '''[[Season 1#Blessings|Guess Whose Thwack]]''' blessing, raising prospects of more positive contact in the future.
 
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Latest revision as of 23:06, 31 January 2023

In Season 2, the Seattle Garages finished sixth in the Evil Conference and eleventh in the ILB. The Garages entered Party Time on Day 80. [[ In the Season 2 Election, the Garages won no blessings.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows
  • No Shadows


Season

Roster Changes and Notable Games

Postseason

Election Outcomes

Blessings

The Garages won no Blessings

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

NEW Seattle Garages

A bar graph depicting the NEW Season 1 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

It's a NEW universe, a NEWly fallen team, and a NEW season of Blaseball. After the events of Fall Ball, the Band looks a little different, that won't stop them from rocking hard. The Garages' NEW Season 1 debut featured the triumphant return of Henry Marshallow, the talents of longtime vets Rivers Clembons and Baby Triumphant, and the introduction of new favorites including Jesús Rodriguez and Deion Gamage. The Garages also returned to their roots, rejoining the Chaotic Evil division. Despite a stacked division, the Band put on a good showing thanks to their well optimized lineup (featuring the talents of Mindy Rahman and Josephine Aster) and mostly satisfactory pitching led by Brisket Friendo with no thanks to Timmy Vine. The Garages just barely clinched a Postseason Seed over longtime friends the Yellowstone Magic but fell short against the powerhouse Mexico City Wild Wings. They bowed out of the bracket with a 1-3 record.

A Horrible Mistake We Will Make Again and Again

In the Season 1 Election, history repeated as the Forbidden Book was once again opened. The Band escaped immediate consequences, but the threat of Solar Eclipse(s) now looms. On a happier note, the Band gained extra Thwack thanks to the Guess Whose Thwack blessing, raising prospects of more positive contact in the future.