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| − | Some Fridays fans have described Sixpack as a "conglomodog," or a conglomeration of dogs, dogs, dogs. No one has been able to describe Sixpack the same way twice, as Sixpack's appearance seems to change whenever you look at her. Notably, [[York Silk]] claims he sees the same | + | Some Fridays fans have described Sixpack as a "conglomodog," or a conglomeration of dogs, dogs, dogs. No one has been able to describe Sixpack the same way twice, as Sixpack's appearance seems to change whenever you look at her. Notably, [[York Silk]] claims he sees the same dogs every time, but when asked to describe her, reporters only hear static. [[Baldwin Breadwinner]] says she can understand York just fine, but the description does not match what she sees when looking at Sixpack. Breadwinner also refuses to relay York's description, saying, "I ain't no snitch." |
Per Hawaiian Klennel Cllub rules, the individual splortsdogs comprising Sixpack have registered show names and breed information, as follows: | Per Hawaiian Klennel Cllub rules, the individual splortsdogs comprising Sixpack have registered show names and breed information, as follows: | ||
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*Margaritas Baby! (Chicanery Retriever) | *Margaritas Baby! (Chicanery Retriever) | ||
| − | The conglomeration identifies as bisexual in aggregate and is a Very Good Girls. | + | The conglomeration identifies as bisexual in aggregate and is a Very Good Girls. Though Dogwalker is generally called a "dogs" rather than "dog," |
== Bangers and Smash == | == Bangers and Smash == | ||
Revision as of 17:34, 29 August 2020
Sixpack Dogwalker is a lineup players for the Hawaii Fridays and has been with the team since Season 4, Day 86 after replacing Thomas England due to incineration.
Official League Records
Following the events of Season 4, Day 88, Dogwalker began wielding the legendary item Bangers & Smash which is the first of its kind to not be granted by a blessing. Additionally, Dogwalker's pre-game ritual was updated to "Talking to the Microphone", which is the first in-game mention of The Microphone as a character.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Personal Life
Some Fridays fans have described Sixpack as a "conglomodog," or a conglomeration of dogs, dogs, dogs. No one has been able to describe Sixpack the same way twice, as Sixpack's appearance seems to change whenever you look at her. Notably, York Silk claims he sees the same dogs every time, but when asked to describe her, reporters only hear static. Baldwin Breadwinner says she can understand York just fine, but the description does not match what she sees when looking at Sixpack. Breadwinner also refuses to relay York's description, saying, "I ain't no snitch."
Per Hawaiian Klennel Cllub rules, the individual splortsdogs comprising Sixpack have registered show names and breed information, as follows:
- Reis Plumbife (Cocker Daniel)
- Chawin' Tom (Great Albertine)
- Mister Mister Mister (White Chocolate Mendez)
- Eoin Perlmutter (Lesser Coyhowler)
- His Duchess Goodlad Unitary III (Maltese)
- Margaritas Baby! (Chicanery Retriever)
The conglomeration identifies as bisexual in aggregate and is a Very Good Girls. Though Dogwalker is generally called a "dogs" rather than "dog,"
Bangers and Smash
Sixpack Dogwalker wields a special bat named Bangers and Smash. Shortly after the game ended on day 88, wherein Thomas England was incinerated and Sixpack Dogwalker appeared, the spacetime continuum broke. Sixpack says she didn't notice anything, even though when day 88 started again, she was now holding what looked like Thomas England's still flaming femur. Sixpack has been reported to growl sternly at anyone who tries to take her bone away.
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| Players | Batters | |
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| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Theodore Honeywell · Garcia Soto | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 |
| Beta | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 | |
| Circuits | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 | |
| Ballpark | Hawai'i Viberight Field | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Our Lady of Perpetual Friday · C O C O N U T | |
| Places | Sovereign Nation of Hawai'i | |
| History | ||
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| It's Island Time! | ||
