Mordecai Kingbird

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Mordecai Kingbird is a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays, and has been with the team since the Season 16 elections. Kingbird has previously played for the Atlantis Georgias.

Official League Records

Kingbird joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Atlantis Georgias during the Descension.

During the Season 14 elections, Kingbird joined the Georgias' active lineup in exchange for Gita Biscuits as a result of the Georgias' Foreshadow will.

Kingbird was traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Montgomery Bullock during the Season 16 elections via the Georgias' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

During the Season 19 elections, Kingbird retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Yasslyn Statter Jr. as a result of the Fridays' Foreshadow will. Kingbird was then sent from the bullpen to the bench as a result of the Fridays' Move will.

During the Season 22 elections, Kingbird's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the Shadow Alternate Trust blessing, resulting in Kingbird becoming an Alternate and gaining the Negative modification.

On Season 23, Day 72, Kingbird joined the Fridays' lineup in exchange for Samothes Dembélé at Hawai'i Viberight Field via the Ratified Voicemail.

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Box of Mordecai Kingbird Files

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Appearance

Mordecai Kingbird is a large shoebill bird, sometimes adorned in a small crown and carrying a scepter. More often, pri carries a radical skateboard. High energy and very excitable, Kingbird exudes confidence, only some of which is misplaced. Scars from Consumer attacks and accidental face-plants scattered all over, pri wears them proudly, boasting to the press that they make prin “look super cool and sick, right?!”