Montgomery Bullock

Montgomery Bullock
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Playing with dolls
Coffee Style	Flat White
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	76
Soulscream	OAEEOOAEEOOOHAXHOHAXHOEXAUHEXAUHEOOAEEOOAEEOEXAXAEXAXAEEEIUEEEIUEEAEAAHAEAAHAUOAOXUOAOXU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	any
Nickname(s)	MoCo
Estimated Population	1,050,688 (as of 2019)
Side Hustle	Home of Bethesda Softworks

Montgomery Bullock is a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs. They have played for the Crabs since Season 1.

Official League Records

During the Season 5 election, Bullock received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Often known as "Monty B" or "MoCo", Montgomery Cha-Cha Bullock is the namesake of Montgomery County, MD, in addition to reportedly being the physical manifestation of the county. No photographs or video footage exists of Montgomery Bullock by her own request. He is described as being a short/tall/medium-sized woman/man/player with green/brown/blue eyes and blonde/brown/red/purple hair.^[1]

Early Life

According to historical record Montgomery Bullock was founded on October 1, 1776.  

According to eyewitness accounts, the physical form of Montgomery Bullock was born at the age of five in the Baltimore Crabs' home stadium during a training match. Eyewitnesses at the time stated that their mother pitched them in order to deliberately strike out the current batter.

Education

Bullock attended the Baltimore Blaseball Acrabemy as a child and quickly moved on to the Crustaceous Higher Institute for Blaseball Education (more commonly know as the CHIBE), the "sixteenth most prestigious blaseball academy in Baltimore^[1]". Upon graduation, Bullock was accepted into trials for the Crabs immediately.

Blaseball Career

Bullock was made Captain of the BBA Hermits, the official inter-school team of the Baltimore Blaseball Acrabemy, and, upon graduating, had helped the Hermits achieve an almost unbeatable record of 736 wins and 12 losses.

She was repeatedly offered to be made the Captain of the CHIBE Fiddlers, but denied the offer, saying "I can't handle the spotlight".

Upon gaining a place in the Baltimore Crabs' roster, he has participated in every season of Blaseball.

Controversy

At the end of their education at the Baltimore Blaseball Acrabemy, Bullock faced allegations of theft and arson from the captain of rival team, the Third Blase Spiders. Bullock was accused of stealing and burning the bats and uniforms of the Spiders. Bullock was aquitted of all charges, however no verdict was returned as to whether or not they were true.

In Literature

Crabs' Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about Bullock:

Montgomery, third pitcher in our stable

Is notoriously difficult to label

They in every game of Blaseball reap a bounty

For it’s also known they moonlight as a county.

Their pitches rock the villains who receive them

With some spin upon the ball they do deceive them

The sinker pitch is always churning down

Like a stone dropped in a creek the batters drown

The sliders have no mercy in their grace

The hitters always give them heavy chase

The four seams gather burgeoning applause

And strike like wildcats showing their claws

The changeups drift just like a silver spring

The black hill curveballs make the batter swing

Above capital, their endurance does amaze

And our Bullock taxes everyone who plays.

Footnotes

1. No two eyewitness accounts have given the same description
2. Slogan of the Crustaceous Higher Institute of Blaseball Education