Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Fan Culture

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Gameday Traditions

Every time the Beams score a run, a child is allowed to hurl a pane of glass off the highest part of the stadium wall. This has led to numerous incidents of children trying to use psychic powers to manifest runs, which has been a great boost to the team's morale.

At the end of a winning home game, it is customary for the Sunbeams to dump the team's water cooler on the pitcher. The Hellmouth being what it is, this has resulted in 15 hospitalizations for steam burns this season.

In honor of Alexander Horne's revenge-driven grand slam tribute to Velasquez Meadows, fans of the Sunbeams refer to all grand slams as Horne Runs.

Cheers

Team-related

• We are okay!
• Ȟ̷̦E̵̤̿R̴͔̀È̶͔ ̶̽ͅC̵̻͆Ó̷̖M̷̲͋Ě̶̺S̴̞̎ ̴͕͋Ț̴͛H̸̥̒E̴̡̓ ̵͎͛S̷̥̈́U̸͎͗N̴͈͊
• (:
• Beam me up, Scotty!
• You can't beat the heat!
• Call: FIVE SEVEN
  • Response: SEVEN EIGHT (Upon victory and/or scoring)
• Call: STARE INTO THE SUN
  • Response: THE SUN STARES BACK
• Call: What do we think of the Garages?
  • Response: What, like the band?

Player-related

• Nerd Pa-Che-Co (Nerd Pacheco)
• HOLLY-WEED! [clap-clap, clap-clap-clap] (on double plays by Alaynabella Hollywood and Ranall Marijuana)
• HollyWOOD and Holly COULD (Alaynabella Hollywood)
• SAN-DY CROSS-ING [clap-clap, clap-clap-clap] (Sandoval Crossing)
• DOOT DOOT / TOOT TOOT (Alexander Horne)
• The Horne is blowing! (Alexander Horne)