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Revision as of 04:40, 7 October 2020


Miguel James is a pitcher for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. James has been with the Hellmouth Sunbeams since Season 1.

Official League Records

On Season 7, Day 74, some of James' baserunning ability was siphoned by Tillman Henderson.


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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


History

The so-called "Flames of James" are one of, if not the Sunbeams' greatest assets. While this is mostly metaphorical, a reference to the kind of luck that Miguel brings to the field, they are also entirely wreathed in flames at all times. Miguel James was a great pitcher back in the Moab days, but when the Hellmouth swallowed up everything, he momentarily lost hope. Until they Stared Into the Sun. This did not blind them, but set them entirely aflame. With newfound confidence, swagger, and fire, Miguel James returned to the field - his confidence and charm are unmatched, as is their passion.

Personal Life

Miguel James finds success thanks to her "forbidden second" in which everyone collectively blacks out during his pitch windup. Team officials have described their pitching motion as "like cracking an egg with chopsticks".

Miguel has a cool hat that he won't shut up about, no matter how often they are told how cool it is.


Controversies

Official Miguel James merchandise has been linked to collectors befalling fire-based misfortunes of various stripes. This has included spontaneous combustion, hallucinations of fire and smoke, and the Tug. The "curse" has not been observed in counterfeit merchandise, as all of it spontaneously combusts upon completion of manufacture.[1]


This phenomenon has been observed in replica uniforms, "Flames of James Lighter Fluid And Commemorative 'Beverage' Flask"s, and Tlopps cards.

Gallery


  1. This does not appear to apply to fan-made or small-scale merchandise, which instead is said to emit a "comfy feeling, like sitting by a roaring fireplace."