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Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach [[Businessmun Ferret]] is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game. | Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach [[Businessmun Ferret]] is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game. | ||
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| + | File:Jacob No.mp3|thumb|left|Businessmun Ferret advising Jacob against stealing home. | ||
File:Jacob Haynes - Catboy - Boston Flowers.png|A Picture of Jacob Haynes as a Catboy. He has a very fluffy tail and is stretching. The art is by @Pandazeros. This is an 18+ Twitter. | File:Jacob Haynes - Catboy - Boston Flowers.png|A Picture of Jacob Haynes as a Catboy. He has a very fluffy tail and is stretching. The art is by @Pandazeros. This is an 18+ Twitter. | ||
File:Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics.png|A headshot of a Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics. | File:Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics.png|A headshot of a Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics. | ||
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File:Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes HELPS OUT.png|A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes responding to a discord message. Art by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter | File:Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes HELPS OUT.png|A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes responding to a discord message. Art by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter | ||
File:Jacob Haynes.png|A digital drawing of Jacob Haynes. Art by [https://twitter.com/kierenkowe/status/1383430150587445256 Kieren] | File:Jacob Haynes.png|A digital drawing of Jacob Haynes. Art by [https://twitter.com/kierenkowe/status/1383430150587445256 Kieren] | ||
| + | File:He's just a guy, she's just a wolf.png|Jacob Haynes & [[Alaynabella Hollywood]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1394336309917913095 @glassgoblin] | ||
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Revision as of 03:37, 29 May 2021
Jacob Haynes is a lineup player for the Boston Flowers, and has been with the team since the Season 19 elections. Haynes has played for the Kansas City Breath Mints.
Official League Records
Haynes joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Boston Flowers with the Return of Blaseball.
In Season 2, Haynes led the league with a .500 OBP.
On Season 6, Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by San Francisco Lovers lineup player Don Mitchell in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 1.9 → 1.2 .
By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423).
On Season 8, Day 74, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by Chicago Firefighters lineup player Joshua Butt in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 2.1 → 1.1 .
On Season 8, Day 90, Haynes's pitching ability was siphoned by Miami Dale pitcher Sixpack Santiago in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 3.7 → 3.1 .
During the Season 9 elections, Haynes received a combined 10.6 → 11.3 stat increase as a result of the Hellmouth Sunbeams' Mutually Arising blessing
On Season 10, Day 62, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Dudley Mueller in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 1.5 → 0.7 .
During the Season 10 elections, Haynes received an increase in batting from 4.7 → 5.2 as a result of the Unlimited Tacos' Sharing Signs blessing.
During the Coffee Cup, Haynes played for Club de Calf as a lineup player.
Haynes was traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Hierophantic Foible during the Season 18 elections via the Breath Mints' Equivalent Exchange will.
On Season 19, Day 94, Haynes' allergy was cured by The Meadow’s Peanut Mister.
On Season 19, Day 97, Haynes' pitching ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Spears Taylor in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 3.5 → 2.9
During the Season 19 elections Haynes was traded back to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Hierophantic Foible via the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange will.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.
Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper.
Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach Businessmun Ferret is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game.
Fan Works
Businessmun Ferret advising Jacob against stealing home.
A Picture of Jacob Haynes as a Catboy. He has a very fluffy tail and is stretching. The art is by @Pandazeros. This is an 18+ Twitter.
A headshot of a Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics.
A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter
A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes responding to a discord message. Art by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter
A digital drawing of Jacob Haynes. Art by Kieren
Jacob Haynes & Alaynabella Hollywood
by @glassgoblin
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