Jacob Haynes

Jacob Haynes
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Boston Flowers
Former Team(s)	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(5.6)
Pitching	(2.9)
Defense	(1.9)
Running	(2.5)
Items	Travelling Noise-Cancelling Night Vision Sunglasses of Intelligence ●●●●●
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Essential oils
Coffee Style	Decaf
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	54
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Nickname(s)	"Just a Guy"
Other Background Information
Likes	Third Base
Dislikes	Tillman Henderson

Jacob Haynes is a lineup player for the Boston Flowers, and has been with the team since the Season 19 elections. Haynes has previously played for the Kansas City Breath Mints.

Official League Records

In Season 2, Haynes led the league with a .500 OBP.

On Season 6, Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by San Francisco Lovers batter Don Mitchell due to Blooddrain weather, reducing it from to .

By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423).

During the Flowers' Season 7, Day 86 game against the Houston Spies, Haynes partied and received a -star boost to batting, pitching, and baserunning, and a -star boost to defense.

On Season 8, Day 74, Haynes’ defensive ability was siphoned by Joshua Butt, decreasing it to ★.

On Season 8, Day 90, Haynes’ pitching ability was siphoned by Sixpack Santiago, decreasing it to ★★★.

At the end of Season 9, the Hellmouth Sunbeams won the Mutually Arising blessing, resulting in an increase in baserunning from ★½  to ★★ and defense from ★ to ★½.

On Season 10, Day 62, Haynes’ defensive ability was siphoned by Dudley Mueller, decreasing it  to ½ -star.

At the end of Season 10, the Unlimited Tacos won the Sharing Signs blessing, resulting in an increase in batting from ★★★★½  to ★★★★★.

During the Coffee Cup, Haynes played for Club de Calf as a lineup player.

Haynes was traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Hierophantic Foible during the Season 18 elections via the Breath Mints' Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season 19, Day 94, Haynes' allergy was cured by The Meadow’s Peanut Mister.

On Season 19, Day 97, Haynes' pitching ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Spears Taylor in a game with Blooddrain weather.

During the Season 19 elections Haynes was traded back to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Hierophantic Foible via the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange will.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.

Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper.

Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach Businessmun Ferret is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game.

Businessmun Ferret advising Jacob against stealing home.

Gallery

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  A Picture of Jacob Haynes as a Catboy. He has a very fluffy tail and is stretching. The art is by @Pandazeros. This is an 18+ Twitter.

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  A headshot of a Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics.

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  A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter

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  A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes responding to a discord message. Art by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter

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  A digital drawing of Jacob Haynes. Art by Kieren