Helga Washington

Helga Washington
art by @jennayow
Basic Information
Team	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Oct 18, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Bucket of fish
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	AA
Fate	24
Soulscream	EIAIEEIAIEEEAXAHEAXAHE

Helga Washington is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and has been with the team since the Season 10 elections.

Official League Records

Washington joined the ILB as a hitter for the Kansas City Breath Mints during the Season 10 elections, via the Hidden Power blessing.

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Helga Washington is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and has been with the team since the Season 10 elections. Washington was called up to Breath Mints from the Shadows as a result of the Hidden Power Blessing in her place Marquez Clark retreated into The Shadows.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Washington has been described as a veritable mountain of a creature with many horn like appendages. Her large hulking appearance is often something of a shock for fans attending their first game. Her appearance is frequently described as: "Minotaur or Oni like." Helga's multiple horns, or "corns" as Washington prefers them to be called are known to strike fear in the hearts of her foes. Washington has become known for her powerful play style frequently taking heavy swings at pitches in an effort to "pulverize" the ball. Washington's at bats are known league wide for dramatic results with foul balls or homers often ending up in low earth orbit.

Journey to the Mints

During an away game to The Seattle Garages Mints player Pudge Nakamoto was wandering around Mt. Rainier, this is believed to have happened when Nakamoto continued to run out of The Big Garage following a hit and got lost looking for first base. While wandering the woods Nakamoto encountered Washington at her garden residence among the mountains, Nakamoto signed that she was very lost and a player for the Kansas City Breath Mints Blaseball team. Washington was about to simply point Nakamoto in the correct direction however Nakamoto hugged Washington so greatly that Washington decided to take it upon herself to teach Nakamoto how to actually play the game of blaseball.

Unsubstantiated Rumors

• Washington was going to be a recruit for the Seattle Garages when the team hearing of a large blaseball playing creature living in the mountains near Seattle. However, a series of mistakes starting with boarding the wrong bus and then a plane led Washington to Kansas City where upon seeing Pudge Nakamoto decided to sign on into the shadows for the Mints.

• Washington likes to consume a large bucket of fish before each game, luckily the Mints had a large amount of kippers that were labeled "Propery of Marquez Clark." Marquez Clark could not be reached for comment on the matter.

• Washington has been seen at least once wielding Lenny Spruce as a bat. As this has not happened in a game to date it is uncertain if this is going to be used in an official game as a strategy or if this was simply a mishap in training.

• Washington is rumored to have a connection with San Francisco Lovers players: Helga Moreno and Helga Burton and investigation is still pending.

Fan Art

Gallery

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  Helga Washington by @jennayow

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  Helga Washington by @goatedtoasts

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  Helga and Pudge by Discord user Numbersninja#7987

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  Helga by @polypeptoad

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  Helga and Hewitt Death Mints Masks by @StationFaerie

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  Helga, Hewitt, and Pudge by @goatedtoasts

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  Helga by @bugsbenedict

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  Helga by @goatedtoasts

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  Helga, Rodriguez, and Twooney by @witchinsage

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  Helga by @goatedtoasts