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{{Player | {{Player | ||
| image1=GreyAlvarado.png | | image1=GreyAlvarado.png | ||
| caption1= | | caption1= | ||
| − | | team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]] | + | | team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]] |
| − | | status= | + | | former= |
| − | | dates=Jul 20, | + | | status=Shadowed |
| + | | dates=Jul 20, 2020–Mar 21, 2021 | ||
| batting={{Star Rating|3.0}} | | batting={{Star Rating|3.0}} | ||
| pitching={{Star Rating|2.0}} | | pitching={{Star Rating|2.0}} | ||
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| species=Mime | | species=Mime | ||
| uuid =64f4cd75-0c1e-42cf-9ff0-e41c4756f22a}} | | uuid =64f4cd75-0c1e-42cf-9ff0-e41c4756f22a}} | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], and has been with the team since [[Season 1]]. |
==Official League Record== | ==Official League Record== | ||
| + | Alvarado joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]]. | ||
| − | + | On [[Season 3]], Day 13, Alvarado swalloed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, decreasing their pitching by {{Star Rating|1.5}} and the rest of of their stats by {{Star Rating|1.0}}. | |
| − | On [[Season 3]], Day 13, Alvarado | ||
| − | + | During the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 election]], Alvarado received the [[Modifications|Repeating]] modification as a result of the [[Season 10#Blessings|'''Rogue Waves''']] blessing. | |
| − | During the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 election]], Alvarado received the [[Modifications|Repeating modification]] | + | |
| + | During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], Alvarado retreated to the [[Shadows]] of the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] in exchange for [[Kina Larsen]] as a result of the Breath Mints' [[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, becoming a pitcher in the process. | ||
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
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==History== | ==History== | ||
Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpiress have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real. | Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpiress have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real. | ||
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| − | {{TeamCategorySelector|mints}} | + | {{TeamCategorySelector|breath mints}} |
[[Category:Players]] | [[Category:Players]] | ||
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Pitchers]] |
| + | [[Category:Shadows]] | ||
[[Category:Nonhuman Players]] | [[Category:Nonhuman Players]] | ||
[[Category:Players with a Tlopps card]] | [[Category:Players with a Tlopps card]] | ||
[[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | [[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | ||
Revision as of 20:23, 21 March 2021
Grey Alvarado is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and has been with the team since Season 1.
Official League Record
Alvarado joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.
On Season 3, Day 13, Alvarado swalloed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, decreasing their pitching by and the rest of of their stats by .
During the Season 10 election, Alvarado received the Repeating modification as a result of the Rogue Waves blessing.
During the Season 14 elections, Alvarado retreated to the Shadows of the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Kina Larsen as a result of the Breath Mints' Foreshadow will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpiress have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.
Alvarado's favored walk-up music is the second movement of 4′33″, a classical piece by American composer John Cage.
Grey’s Anatomy
Alvarado has never been seen eating real food, only mimed food between at-bats. They frequently mime getting peanuts from the peanut vendor, followed by miming an allergic reaction and stabbing themselves with a mime epi-pen. Fans speculate that Alvarado is sustained by the unreal forces that surround them, devouring the essence of imagination. Fans in close proximity to Alvarado report having much fewer dreams in the days following contact.
Fan Art
Videos
Gallery
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Mime Time by @prinnamon
MIME TIME pixel card by Discord user bugvsbug#7475
Vintage Grey cartoon by @awhekate
Grey by @awhekate
Grey Alvarado by @8loi88
Grey and Jessica Death Mints Masks by @StationFaerie
Grey Alvarado by @bugsbenedict
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| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Kansas City FreshDome | |
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| Staff | Max Betmint · The Spearmint · Dr. Reverbo · Kacey Greens Jr. | |
| History | Kansas City Breath Mints' History | |
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