Farrell Seagull

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Farrell Seagull is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages and has been with the team since Season 4, Day 36 due to a feedback swap with Avila Guzman. Seagull entered the league at the beginning of Season 1 with the Miami Dale.




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Party Animals

While in Miami, Seagull was a member-founder of the Party Animals.


Art Career in Miami

Seagull rose to fame as an artist following her design of the beloved “Don’t Talk to Me Before I’ve Had My Blaseball” mug and subsequent gifting of a one-of-a-kind “World’s #1 Blaseball Commissioner” mug to the Commissioner. She joined the Dale in Season 1 as the team’s Official Artist in Residence and presented one of her award-winning performance art pieces for the entire duration of every Dale game in which she played. Seagull was also a frequent contributor to the Wlynwood Walls, a collection of ever-changing outdoor murals painted on the walls of the deadly labyrinth where Miami Animal Control puts all the alligators that get into people’s pools.


Life in Seattle

Farrell Seagull came over to the Seattle Garages due to a feedback swap on Season 4, Day 36. She decided to stay after seeing the Seattle Gum Wall, vowing she wouldn't leave until she "destroyed this monument to the depravity of man". Farrell is in the process of replacing the Gum Wall with a mural of her own design. She's also began collaborating with teammate Ron Monstera, co-creating and co-hosting the quarterly performance art showcase SEAMONSTER.

A life long trumpet player, Farrell has joined up with Oliver Mueller to make sure Ska never dies in the band.

Notable Works

Performance Art

  • Jock of Seagulls
  • Blood and Fire
  • Almost Never Finding Home: Mediocrity in Blaseball
  • It’s My French Fry Now Mother F*****
  • Pain and Peanuts (A Squawquel to Blood and Fire)
  • Do Not Feed[BACK] the Seagull (Final Miami Performance!!)
  • Ley Lines (I, II, III) (with Ron Monstera)
  • Walls Where Our Hearts Could Have Been
  • Save Your Violence For Me (A Ball's Lament) (performed at SEAMONSTER)

Murals

  • Please Umps, Help Me to Survive This Deadly Love
  • Worldwide Flock #1-#305
  • When the Sun is Gone All Life is Nightlife
  • Do These Birds Have Souls?
  • Speedboating at the End of the World
  • Dale Para Siempre: La Pasión de Passon