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'''Edric Tosser''' is a pitcher for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]], and has been with the team since [[Season 12]], Day 61. Tosser has previously played for the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player for the [[Miami Dale]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Tosser has previously played for the [[Chicago Firefighters]] and [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]].
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==Official League Record==
 
==Official League Record==
On [[Season 3]], Day 20, Tosser [[Peanuts (weather)|swallowed a stray peanut]] and had an allergic reaction. However, it appears that Tosser's rating remained the same. Tosser received a minor bump in ratings at the end of the season when the [[Season 3#Blessings 2|'''Performance Enhancing Demons''' blessing]] was given to the Firefighters.
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Tosser joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Chicago Firefighters]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 20, Tosser [[Peanuts (weather)|swallowed a stray peanut]] and had an allergic reaction. However, it appears that Tosser's rating remained the same. Tosser received a minor bump in ratings at the end of the season when the {{BetaSeason|3#Blessings 2|'''Performance Enhancing Demons''' blessing}} was given to the Firefighters.
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During the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ Election}} , Tosser was affected by the {{BetaSeason|4#Alternate Reality|'''Alternate Reality''' Decree}}. This decreased their batting {{Star Rating|4}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|5}}, Day 30, Tosser became a pitcher due to [[Reverb]].
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As a result of the {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings 2|'''Katamari''' blessing}} won by the Firefighters in the {{BetaSeason|5#Election%20Results|@ election}}, Tosser's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.5}}.
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Tosser joined the Jazz Hands on {{BetaSeason|12}}, Day 61 due to [[Feedback]]. They were replaced by [[Agan Harrison]].
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During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, Tosser retreated to the Jazz Hands' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Howell Rocha]] as a result of the Jazz Hands' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|11.4|12}} stat increase.
  
During the [[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4 Election ]], Tosser was affected by the [[Season 4#Alternate Reality|'''Alternate Reality''' Decree]]. This decreased their batting {{Star Rating|4}} to {{Star Rating|1.5}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}}, Tosser's batting increased from {{Star Change|2|3.2}} as a result of the Jazz Hands' {{BetaSeason|19#Wills|'''Shadow Infuse'''}} will.
  
During the [[Season 5#Reverb|Season 5]], Day 30 [[reverb]] incident, Tosser switched positions from lineup player to pitcher.
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On {{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 60, Tosser joined the Jazz Hands' lineup in exchange for [[Lancelot Kane]] at [[Breckenridge Community Field]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Voicemail}}.
  
As a result of the [[Season 5#Blessings 2|'''Katamari''' blessing]] won by the Firefighters in the [[Season 5#Election%20Results|Season 5 election]], Tosser's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.5}}.
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Over the course of {{BetaSeason|24}}, Tosser entered and exited the Jazz Hands's Shadows two times as a result of Breckenridge Community Field '''Voicemail''' events, ending the Season on the lineup.
  
Tosser joined the Jazz Hands on [[Season 12]], Day 61 due to [[Feedback]]. They were replaced by [[Agan Harrison]].
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During the October 28, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Tosser fell to the [[Miami Dale]].
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During the [[Season 1#Election Results|Season 1 elections]], Tosser became an '''[[Alternate]]''' as a result of the '''[[Season 1#Blessings|NEW Randomize Players]]''' blessing.
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On [[Season 2]], Day 77, during [[Solar Eclipse (Red)]] Weather, a [[Umpire|Mage Umpire]] ruled in Tosser's favour boosting their Attributes.
  
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
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==Fan Art==
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==Fan Works==
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File:Edtric tosser png processed.png|Art by Fen ({{Twitter|name=sublimemarch}})
 
File:Edtric tosser png processed.png|Art by Fen ({{Twitter|name=sublimemarch}})
 
File:Edric Tosser.gif|Edric Tosser is from Chicago
 
File:Edric Tosser.gif|Edric Tosser is from Chicago
 
File:EDRIC WHAT A TOSSER.png|edit by revryebread
 
File:EDRIC WHAT A TOSSER.png|edit by revryebread
 
File:Etosser.png|by {{Twitter|name=_waalkr}}
 
File:Etosser.png|by {{Twitter|name=_waalkr}}
File:Art by waalkr 38.png|Blue hair Firefighters! by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Art by waalkr 38.png|Blue hair Firefighters!<br />by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
File:Art by waalkr 04.png|Alternate conflicts by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
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File:Art by waalkr 04.png|Alternate conflicts<br />by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr @_waalkr]
File:Ground Out King.png|The Ground Out King by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1363534456796180481?s=20 @glassgoblin]
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File:Ground Out King.png|The Ground Out King<br />by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1363534456796180481 @glassgoblin]
File:Wosh him he smely.jpg|Tosser by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1363534456796180481?s=20 @glassgoblin]
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File:Wosh him he smely.jpg|Tosser by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1363534456796180481 @glassgoblin]
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File:Edric Tosser wearing a spiked jacket and a mesh top.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Edric Tosser wearing a spiked jacket and a mesh top.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Edric Tosser with piercings laughing.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Edric Tosser with piercings laughing.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Edric Tosser head bust.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Edric Tosser head bust.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Edric Tosser in a tank top with mesh gloves and a choker.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Edric Tosser in a tank top with mesh gloves and a choker.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Aye there its me, ya boi.png|by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1364038046358908931 @_waalkr]
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File:Declan Suzanne and Edric Tosser.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Declan Suzanne and Edric Tosser.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
File:Edric Tosser giving lai see to Baby Triumphant for the Lunar New Year.png|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 11.png| by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Edric Tosser and Declan Suzanne Vibing Together.png| by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Wear Heelies to Escape Your Feelies.png| by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Caleb Alvarado, Edric Tosser, and Lou Roseheart.png| by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
File:Atlas Guerra and Edric Tosser Hanging Out.png| by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
 
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File:Edric Tosser giving lai see to Baby Triumphant for the Lunar New Year.png|alt=A digitally colored drawing of Baby Triumphant and Edric Tosser from the Chicago Firefighters. The drawing is mostly white with red shading. Edric is squatting next to a standing Triumphant and talking to him as they hand her lai see (red envelope). /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 11.png|alt=A drawing of the Chicago Firefighter’s pitching rotation as of Season 11. From the left to the right is Kennedy Rodgers, Edric Tosser, Wesley Poole, Rivers Rosa, and Caleb Alvarado. Rivers and Poole are squabbling over a pool net. Tosser is leaning on Poole’s shoulder, while Caleb has a hand on Rivers. Kennedy has a hand to their chin and is looking at the rest of the group. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Edric Tosser and Declan Suzanne Vibing Together.png|alt=A digital drawing of Edric Tosser and Declan Suzanne. They both tied their hoodie strings together and have pulled against each other to close the hoodie part of their jackets shut around their heads. Edric is wearing a blue sweatshirt with a high school logo on it, while Declan has a Minecraft Creeper decal on the front of their hoodie. They are both standing up. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Wear Heelies to Escape Your Feelies.png|alt=A digital drawing where Edric Tosser and Kennedy Rodgers are standing together on the left, both wearing the Chicago Firefighter’s blaseball uniform. Edric has let go of Kennedy and has a look of surprise on his face. Kennedy has shot forward on his heelys and is a messy blur of motion, as he almost falls over due to the heelies built into their feet. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Caleb Alvarado, Edric Tosser, and Lou Roseheart.png|alt=A drawing from the waist up of Caleb Alvarado, Edric Tosser, and Lou Roseheart. All three are in casual wear colored in cool blue and purples. Caleb has an arm around Edric and has his other arm thrown behind the group. Lou is on Edric’s other side, and has her arms wrapped around their shoulders as they lean against them. Edric has their hand placed on one of Lou’s arms, while the other rests at their hip. Caleb’s hair is pulled paritally up in a small bun while the rest cascades down his shoulders, while Lou has her blue hair entirely pulled into a bun minus her bangs. Edric’s hair is shaved into a mohawk and dyed red. /end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:Atlas Guerra and Edric Tosser Hanging Out.png|alt=A digital drawing of Atlas Guerra and Edric Tosser. Both of them are sitting on a fence-like bar separating the sidewalk from the street. A red fence and random building are behind them. They are both sitting more to the right of the picture, with Atlas to the left of Edric. Atlas is wearing a light purple grey baggy hoodie, dark grey leggings, and chunky athletic shoes. Her hair is a dark brown and is cut short to her shoulders, and is somewhat wavy with bangs. She is holding a coconut bun. Edric is dressed in baggy red plaid pants and a large grey jacket covered in various punk patches. His hair is styled into a floppy mohawk mullet dyed a purple-pink color at the ends, and he has a pink grocery bag looped around his right arm. They are holding a pineapple bun with butter in their left hand, and is facing Atlas as though they are having a conversation./ end image description|by [https://twitter.com/necromngo @necromngo]
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File:It's Edric.png|alt=A digital drawing of the Blaseball character Edric Tosser. Edric is a person with light brown skin, curly shoulder length dyed blue hair with the sides shaved, and dark brown eyes. Edric is wearing a blue vest with brown fur collar, a long sleeve black shirt, and has painted black nails. Edric is wearing purple eye shadow and has a gold nose piercing and various gold earrings. The background is yellow with a blue scribble shape behind Edric with their name written in yellow next to them.|A sketch of Edric Tosser by [https://twitter.com/_iznj @_iznj]
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File:& one for Stara.jpg|alt= A digital drawing of Edric Tosser. The drawing is single color white and blue, and depicts Edric from the shoulders up. They have wavy hair that's shaved on both sides, a septum piercing and more piercings on both ears, a bandage on their left cheek, and are wearing a jacket over a white shirt. They're looking slightly to the left with a neutral expression.|by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1425541243917021185 @_pysics]
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File:EdricTosser_ID_Card.png|Edric Tosser's Jazz Hands ID, by [https://twitter.com/VoxiSour @VoxiSour]
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File:EdricTosser_ID_Portrait_Standalone.png|Edric Tosser's ID portrait, by [https://twitter.com/VoxiSour @VoxiSour]
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File:Edric Tosser Tlopps Card.png|A Tlopps card of Edric Tosser, by {{Twitter|name=VoxiSour}}, with border by Rocketknife
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File:Jazzes your Hands.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of Edric Tosser and Wyatt Pothos. Both Edric and Pothos are seated on a wall at an angle, looking down at the viewer. Pothos is on the right, leaning on Edric who is on the left. Edric is wearing a grey button down long-sleeved shirt with a red vest, black pants, and knee length red heeled boots. His hair is also streaked with red while tied in a loose bun. They are also wearing eyeliner with red eyeshadow on the outer edges of his eyes and dark lipstick. Pothos is flashing a peace sign while grinning at the viewer. She is wearing dark blue dress shoes and yellow socks with black high-waisted pants and a loose top streaked with blues, pinks, purples, and yellow. There are yellow cuffs embroidered with blue around her wrists. Her hair is shaved on the sides with white streaks in it, and pulled into a high bun. /end image description|Tosser and [[Wyatt Pothos]] dressed for the Mlet Gala<br />by [https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1444087071723843586 '''@necromngo''']
  
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File:Five of Pentacles 🃏 Edric Tosser.png|alt=Edric Tosser depicted in red and blue as the five of pentacles.|''Five of Pentacles''<br />by [https://twitter.com/birbteef/status/1491957078264537105 '''@birbteef''']
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[[Category:Original Players]]

Latest revision as of 18:03, 27 January 2023

Edric Tosser is a player for the Miami Dale, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Tosser has previously played for the Chicago Firefighters and Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

Official League Record

Tosser joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 20, Tosser swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. However, it appears that Tosser's rating remained the same. Tosser received a minor bump in ratings at the end of the season when the Performance Enhancing Demons blessing was given to the Firefighters.

During the Season β4 Election , Tosser was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree. This decreased their batting to .

On Season β5, Day 30, Tosser became a pitcher due to Reverb.

As a result of the Katamari blessing won by the Firefighters in the Season β5 election, Tosser's defense rating increased by .

Tosser joined the Jazz Hands on Season β12, Day 61 due to Feedback. They were replaced by Agan Harrison.

During the Season β15 elections, Tosser retreated to the Jazz Hands' Shadows in exchange for Howell Rocha as a result of the Jazz Hands' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 11.4 12 stat increase.

During the Season β19 elections, Tosser's batting increased from 2 3.2 as a result of the Jazz Hands' Shadow Infuse will.

On Season β23, Day 60, Tosser joined the Jazz Hands' lineup in exchange for Lancelot Kane at Breckenridge Community Field via the Ratified Voicemail.

Over the course of Season β24, Tosser entered and exited the Jazz Hands's Shadows two times as a result of Breckenridge Community Field Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup.

During the October 28, 2022 Fall Ball, Tosser fell to the Miami Dale.

During the Season 1 elections, Tosser became an Alternate as a result of the NEW Randomize Players blessing.

On Season 2, Day 77, during Solar Eclipse (Red) Weather, a Mage Umpire ruled in Tosser's favour boosting their Attributes.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Edric Tosser Across Dimensions

In the Interdimensional Rumor Mill’s library, there’s an always-evolving book titled Edric Tosser’s Rumor Registry. A bookmark sticks out from between the pages, labelled IF-818.36 and marking the following entry...

History

Born in the part of Chicago sometimes called Joliet to Cantonese and Jewish parents, Tosser's birth caused everyone in Chicago to have painful visions of prophecy. It became known through unclear means that he would be the greatest pitcher in blaseball history. One of Tosser’s many younger sisters was quoted after his historic ground out saying, “I always knew he had it in him. Literally always. I was born with this knowledge and I will die with it.” His eldest describes the birth as “Weird, because I was five and not really that prepared for a clairvoyant episode.”

Unfortunately for the splort of baseball, despite his strong desire to pursue a career as a firefighter[capitalization?], Tosser instead went almost immediately to work in the Joliet cinnamon mines. Many fans and critics of Tosser alike agree that his true talents were wasted in the mines, with many years that might have been spent training in the Underleagues spent bringing delicious, delicious cinnamon to the people of Chicago. It wasn't until years later that player Tyreek Olive discovered Tosser and recruited them as a firefighter. Upon Mx. Chicago’s insistence that Tosser also take up his true calling as a blaseball player, he relented, but demanded to become a batter instead of a pitcher.

Tosser soon came to be known in Chicago as a hard working, salt of the earth, mediocre hitter who “could honestly do better if he just tried a little harder,” one fan is reported as saying. “Like seriously, you could be the greatest pitcher of all time, please just pitch the ball, why do you keep hitting into double plays?”

Tosser never followed up for comment.

After the Season β3 Finals, Tosser woke one morning to the knowledge that violence lived in their heart now. Tosser had become one of the three players on the Firefighters to receive a fragment of Landry Violence's spirit and gain a calming yet mighty new strength.

In the Season β4 elections, Edric Tosser was the subject of the Alternate decree along with teammate Justice Spoon. He is believed to have swapped places with the Edric Tosser of IF/108.18, who took their place. Reports from the current Edric indicate that they now play for the Deerfield Firestarters.

Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 815.

Fan Works