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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]], and was with the team since the [[Season 1#Elections Results|Season 1 elections]] until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on [[Season 3]], Day 80.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and has been with the team since the [[Season 1#Election Results|Season 1 elections]]. Krueger has previously played for the [[Seattle Garages]].  
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
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Krueger joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]] during the [[Season 1#Elections Results|Season 1 elections]] after the [[incineration]] of [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]].
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Krueger joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]] during the {{BetaSeason|1#Elections Results|@ elections}} after the [[incineration]] of [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]].
  
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On [[Season 3]], Day 80, Krueger was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Henry Marshallow]].
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On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 80, Krueger was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Henry Marshallow]].
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During the [[Season 1#Election Results|Season 1 elections]], Krueger joined the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] due to the [[Season 1#Blessings|'''NEW Steal Best Pitcher''']] blessing, which pulled them out of the [[Black Hole (Black Hole)|Black Hole]] and placed them on the Shoe Thieves' rotation.
  
 
==Personal Life==
 
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Derrick Krueger was also the alto saxophone player for the [[Seattle Garages Moonlight Warriors]], a science fiction-themed prog rock band. He was largely overlooked during his time pitching for the Garages, and earned the nickname "Unremarkable Derrick" due to a phenomenon in which the other members of the team (with the notable exception of [[Arturo Huerta]]) could not always actively perceive him while he was in the room. Because of this, his exact time of death is unknown. It is possible that the Garages failed to perceive Krueger pitching and thought they had forgotten to put anyone out there, or forgot that Krueger was ever in the pitching rotation at all, when [[Henry Marshallow]] decided to take the mound in the middle of a game.  
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Derrick “Klutch” Krueger, sometimes known as “Der” to his fans<sup>[[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-unremarkable-derrick-krueger-live-takeover Who?]]</sup>, was the alto saxophone player for the [[Seattle Garages Moonlight Warriors]], a science fiction-themed prog rock band. A tired fan of crust punk, Krueger divided his time equally among hiking, camping, urban exploration & parkour, and napping. He took it upon himself to find exciting new places to sleep whenever possible and could always be seen carrying his camping supplies, including marshmallows ready to toast. While his records indicate a preference for flat white coffee, he was known to take his coffee black.
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While generally considered unremarkable by blaseball fans during his career, he was still well-liked among the team and with [[Oliver Loofah|one Lil' Roadie in particular]], who often pursued him on his snooze spot searches, much to his feigned annoyance.
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Krueger’s sleepy nature led to disaster on season 3, day 80 when he fell asleep on the pitcher’s mound just as an umpire went rogue. He did not hear the warnings from his team in time to avoid incineration. The marshmallows he had kept with him melted together then to form his successor, [[Henry Marshallow]]. His exact time of death is unknown.
  
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Occasionally, Krueger's former teammates have mentioned "that guy, who replaced Jaylen" or "the guy who was here before Henry", but none of them have ever been able to recall Krueger's name.  
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While the exact reason is unknown, [[Jamazon]] CEO [[As Bestos]] had a personal vendetta against Krueger, which led to decades of conflict between the two.
  
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[[As Bestos]] has a personal vendetta against Krueger, leading to years of conflict between the two.
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Since [[Oliver Loofah|Oliver Loofah's]] recruitment to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], Krueger has been seen haunting [[Esme Ramsey]] and [[Velasquez Alstott]] outside of games, catching up with the former [[Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies|Lil' Roadie]]. The two have been seen skateboarding together, the results of which paid off on Season 17, Day 81, when he inhabited Ramsey and performed a radical skateboard combo incorporating a Handstand (1907) and a Loop-de-Loop (3922), however he was tagged out during his sick tricks.
  
 
==Fan Works==
 
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===Music===
 
Derrick Krueger is the focus of the following song:
 
Derrick Krueger is the focus of the following song:
  
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* [https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-unremarkable-derrick-krueger The Ballad of Unremarkable Derrick Krueger] by [https://twitter.com/lastyears_model Mother Love Blone]
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-unremarkable-derrick-krueger The Ballad of Unremarkable Derrick Krueger] by [https://twitter.com/lastyears_model Mother Love Blone]
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** [https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-unremarkable-derrick-krueger-live-takeover the ballad of unremarkable derrick krueger (live @ TAKEOVER)]
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**[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/the-ballad-of-unremarkable-derrick-krueger-live-takeover the ballad of unremarkable derrick krueger (live @ TAKEOVER)]
  
 
Derrick Krueger is mentioned in the following song:
 
Derrick Krueger is mentioned in the following song:
  
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* [https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/no-gods-just-blaseball no gods, just blaseball] by [https://twitter.com/zandterbird zandterbird]
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/no-gods-just-blaseball no gods, just blaseball] by [https://twitter.com/zandterbird zandterbird]
  
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===Fanfiction===
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File:Derrick.png|By {{Twitter|name=corpserevivers}}
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<small>''For more fanfiction see the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Derrick%20Krueger/works 'Derrick Krueger' tag] on AO3''</small>
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File:Pitchersstitched.png|By {{Twitter|name=corpserevivers}}
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/29473335 you are a tourist] by [https://archiveofourown.org/users/baliset/pseuds/baliset baliset]
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/29017068 Bored to Death and Fading Fast] by [https://archiveofourown.org/users/TheSunshinydays/pseuds/TheSunshinydays TheSunshinyDays]
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/28879203 deserves a quiet night] by [https://archiveofourown.org/users/baliset/pseuds/baliset baliset]
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/28276518 must be a dream] by [https://archiveofourown.org/users/crookedsaint/pseuds/crookedsaint crookedsaint]
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/28095576 hanging with cats at parties] by [https://archiveofourown.org/users/paopuleaf/pseuds/paopuleaf paopuleaf]
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/27495232 your sinking ship (is big enough for two)] by [https://archiveofourown.org/users/baliset/pseuds/baliset baliset]
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/27954356 werewolf gimmick] by [https://archiveofourown.org/users/kosy/pseuds/kosy kosy]
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File:Derrick.png|Derrick pre-incineration by {{Twitter|name=corpserevivers}}
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File:Pitchersstitched.png|Derrick and Jaylen by {{Twitter|name=corpserevivers}}
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File:Polaroid.png|Derrick and Shaq by {{Twitter|name=corpserevivers}}
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File:Deadgarages.png|The Season 3 deceased Garages by {{Twitter|name=corpserevivers}}
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File:Chicago nap time by @geebotheeb.jpg|Chicago nap time by {{Twitter|name=geebotheeb}}
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File:Derrick in his Null uniform by @geebotheeb.jpg|Derrick in his Null uniform by {{Twitter|name=geebotheeb}}
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File:Sleepy Derrick by @geebotheeb.jpg|Sleepy Derrick by {{Twitter|name=geebotheeb}}
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File:Cosy Der smiley face by @geebotheeb.jpg|Cozy Der smiley face by {{Twitter|name=geebotheeb}}
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File:Derrick Krueger Mini.png| Derrick's blaseball mini by [https://twitter.com/HetreaSky '''@HetreaSky''']
 
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Latest revision as of 22:23, 23 February 2023

Derrick Krueger is a pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been with the team since the Season 1 elections. Krueger has previously played for the Seattle Garages.

Official League Records

Krueger joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Seattle Garages during the Season β1 elections after the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers.

On Season β3, Day 80, Krueger was incinerated and replaced by Henry Marshallow.

During the Season 1 elections, Krueger joined the Charleston Shoe Thieves due to the NEW Steal Best Pitcher blessing, which pulled them out of the Black Hole and placed them on the Shoe Thieves' rotation.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Derrick “Klutch” Krueger, sometimes known as “Der” to his fans[Who?], was the alto saxophone player for the Seattle Garages Moonlight Warriors, a science fiction-themed prog rock band. A tired fan of crust punk, Krueger divided his time equally among hiking, camping, urban exploration & parkour, and napping. He took it upon himself to find exciting new places to sleep whenever possible and could always be seen carrying his camping supplies, including marshmallows ready to toast. While his records indicate a preference for flat white coffee, he was known to take his coffee black.

While generally considered unremarkable by blaseball fans during his career, he was still well-liked among the team and with one Lil' Roadie in particular, who often pursued him on his snooze spot searches, much to his feigned annoyance.

Krueger’s sleepy nature led to disaster on season 3, day 80 when he fell asleep on the pitcher’s mound just as an umpire went rogue. He did not hear the warnings from his team in time to avoid incineration. The marshmallows he had kept with him melted together then to form his successor, Henry Marshallow. His exact time of death is unknown.

While the exact reason is unknown, Jamazon CEO As Bestos had a personal vendetta against Krueger, which led to decades of conflict between the two.

Since Oliver Loofah's recruitment to the Charleston Shoe Thieves, Krueger has been seen haunting Esme Ramsey and Velasquez Alstott outside of games, catching up with the former Lil' Roadie. The two have been seen skateboarding together, the results of which paid off on Season 17, Day 81, when he inhabited Ramsey and performed a radical skateboard combo incorporating a Handstand (1907) and a Loop-de-Loop (3922), however he was tagged out during his sick tricks.

Fan Works

Music

Derrick Krueger is the focus of the following song:

Derrick Krueger is mentioned in the following song:

Fanfiction

For more fanfiction see the 'Derrick Krueger' tag on AO3

Art


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