Talk:Derrick Krueger

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Razura (talkcontribs)

So it looks like the lore discussed was never updated here, so I'd like to get that squared away! Old talk page here from October 26th. https://www.blaseball.wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Derrick_Krueger/Archive&oldid=37028

"This man has one mention in a garages song and it's about "Unremarkable Derrick." This man deserves more love.

We want to add a bit about how he was a hiker/camper/urban explorer who loved taking naps, and would love finding new places to nap. He can't tie his flannel around his waist bc it has no sleeves. He liked to snack on marshmallows on the field and when he was incinerated, his pocket mallows transformed into Henry Marshallow."

I've got a draft now to review. Navigator mentioned possibly having the IRM at the bottom of the page as well.

StarryNavigator (talkcontribs)

To be more clear, we'd like to place what's currently on his page into an IRM entry and update this with the plans we had for Derrick from our lore jam.

Nesblitt (talkcontribs)

Hi, all. The original poster is holding off on adding this entry for now pending an administrative review of the material that is currently on the page.

Nesblitt (talkcontribs)

The Garages are going to post their full draft immediately after this and leave it up for a little while to see if there are any additional comments, then will add it to the page if things are resolved per usual. Moderators and Admins have a close eye on this conversation.

Razura (talkcontribs)

Here's what's on the doc at the moment!

"Derrick “Klutch” Krueger, sometimes known as “Der” to his fans[Who?], was the alto saxophone player for the Seattle Garages Moonlight Warriors, a science fiction-themed prog rock band. A tired fan of crust punk, Krueger divided his time equally among hiking, camping, urban exploration & parkour, and napping. He took it upon himself to find exciting new places to sleep whenever possible and could always be seen carrying his camping supplies, including marshmallows ready to toast. While his records indicate a preference for flat white coffee, he was known to take his coffee black.

While generally considered unremarkable by blaseball fans during his career, he was still well-liked among the team and with one in particular, who often pursued him on his snooze spot searches, much to his feigned annoyance.

Krueger’s sleepy nature led to disaster on season 3, day 80 when he fell asleep on the pitcher’s mound just as an umpire went rogue. He did not hear the warnings from his team in time to avoid incineration. The marshmallows he had kept with him melted together then to form his successor, Henry Marshallow. His exact time of death is unknown.

While the exact reason is unknown, Jamazon CEO As Bestos had a personal vendetta against Krueger, which led to decades of conflict between the two.

Since Loofah's recruitment to the Charleston Shoe Thieves, Krueger has been seen haunting Esme Ramsey and Velasquez Alstott outside of games, catching up with the former Lil Roadie. The two have been seen skateboarding together, the results of which paid off on Season 17, Day 81, when he inhabited Ramsey and performed a radical skateboard combo incorporating a Handstand (1907) and a Loop-de-Loop (3922), however he was tagged out during his sick tricks."

Other from that that's what I've got at the moment.


Adding Derrick's Coffee and Blood Type

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Daydream02 (talkcontribs)
Nesblitt (talkcontribs)

Feel free to add them. Derrick was incinerated before those were surfaced by our automated solution.

Paopuleaf (talkcontribs)

Here's the second pitch of the day on a loreless player's page: I would like to suggest that when Derrick was alive and pitching, Luis was his catcher for the most part, mostly getting a break from wrangling the team into a cohesive defense. Derrick ended up having a couple conversations and getting a few bells from them. They (were) are just friends I think!

Perception Filter Derrick

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Baliset (talkcontribs)

Ok the pitch on this one is that because Derrick is so unremarkable he actually has a perception filter that prevents people from noticing he's there and makes them forget he exists pretty much instantly. You could even take it a step farther on the funny scale and claim that instead of being incinerated everyone just forgot Derrick ever played for the Garages and/or that he exists in general and if he ever gets released everyone can just be like "who"

Glumbaron (talkcontribs)

> everyone just forgot Derrick ever played for the Garages and/or that he exists in general and if he ever gets released everyone can just be like "who"

It's funny because it's true...

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