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DD is known to drive a silver 2004 Toyota Corolla (which, despite being given multiple Baltimore Crabs bumper stickers, does not bear a single one), and can often be seen making drop-offs at the Crabitat after hours. She is believed to occasionally deliver more than just food, but has declined to comment publicly on any of the team’s orders. | DD is known to drive a silver 2004 Toyota Corolla (which, despite being given multiple Baltimore Crabs bumper stickers, does not bear a single one), and can often be seen making drop-offs at the Crabitat after hours. She is believed to occasionally deliver more than just food, but has declined to comment publicly on any of the team’s orders. | ||
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{{:DD/orders|The latest items logged in the “Delivery” section of the Crabitat’s annual expense report are featured below, and are updated every time the app refreshes, though all known entries can be found [[DD/orders|here]].|10}} | {{:DD/orders|The latest items logged in the “Delivery” section of the Crabitat’s annual expense report are featured below, and are updated every time the app refreshes, though all known entries can be found [[DD/orders|here]].|10}} | ||
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DD (commonly thought to stand for Doordash Driver or Delivery Driver) is the Baltimore Crabs’ personal food delivery driver, held on retainer as a staff member of the Crabitat.
History
Not much is known about DD, including her legal name, but she is a college student in the Baltimore area. When approached for comment by Baltimore Sun reporters, Crabs pitcher Alston Cerveza had only positive things to say about “DD’s punctuality”, her “propensity for delivering even the strangest of requests”, and “the good fortune [the Crabs] had in poaching her from her previous place of employment”.
DD is known to drive a silver 2004 Toyota Corolla (which, despite being given multiple Baltimore Crabs bumper stickers, does not bear a single one), and can often be seen making drop-offs at the Crabitat after hours. She is believed to occasionally deliver more than just food, but has declined to comment publicly on any of the team’s orders.
Orders for the Baltimore Crabs
3 $50 gift cards to Golden Corral (dropped off at an undisclosed location)
1 peanut, no shell
25 kosher hot dogs (raw)
1 peanut, shell only
1 lb of red glitter, 1 lb of burnt orange glitter, 2 gallons Elmers school glue
One (1) Banana (Note: Returned)
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1 pint of neapolitan ice cream, 1 antique fork
6 Clhristmas mugs that read “I’m the reason there’s a Naughty List” (ordered in July)
1 Carvel brand Fudgey the Whale ice cream cake with “RIV JON HALIFAX” written in frosting
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| Places | Tower of Crabylon · Clawliday Inn · Public Transclawtation System | |
| Clawture | History · The Olde One · Carcinization · Memorial Pearls · Crustallion · The Baltimore Art Society | |
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