DD
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DD (commonly thought to stand for Doordash Driver or Delivery Driver) is the Baltimore Crabs’ personal food delivery driver, held on retainer as a staff member of the Crabitat.
History
Not much is known about DD, including her legal name, but she is a college student in the Baltimore area. When approached for comment by Baltimore Sun reporters, Crabs pitcher Alston Cerveza had only positive things to say about “DD’s punctuality”, her “propensity for delivering even the strangest of requests”, and “the good fortune [the Crabs] had in poaching her from her previous place of employment”.
DD is known to drive a silver 2004 Toyota Corolla (which, despite being given multiple Baltimore Crabs bumper stickers, does not bear a single one), and can often be seen making drop-offs at the Crabitat after hours. She is believed to occasionally deliver more than just food, but has declined to comment publicly on any of the team’s orders.
Orders for the Baltimore Crabs
Blood.
One (1) Banana (Note: Returned)
3 dozen poppyseed bagels, one poppyseed bagel sub seeds for fish food
1 six-pack Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Mountain Dew
99 melted sundaes
31 sausage and egg mcmuffins
6 orders of hot wings, 1 chicken alfredo pizza (XL), 1 meat lovers’ pizza (XL), 1 garden pizza (XL), 2 bottles of antacid tablets, 1 large jug of Arizona iced tea
6 Clhristmas mugs that read “I’m the reason there’s a Naughty List” (ordered in July)
1 64 pack AA batteries
1 64 pack AAA batteries (2 minutes after the previous item was delivered)
1 roll Mentos, 1 2 liter bottle of Coca-Cola
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