DD/orders
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Orders for the Baltimore Crabs
5 cheesesteak subs (1 no onions, 1 no lettuce no tomato, 1 lettuce and mayo only, 1 onions only, 1 with “wet hot peppers”)
6 dozen eggs, 2 lbs shredded cheddar cheese, 3 gallons vanilla oat milk
1 7.5 lb container Old Bay, 1 box firecrackers, 2 rolls paper towels
Blood.
Unnamed player’s personal dry cleaning
31 sausage and egg mcmuffins
5000 finely aged tires, 700 pounds of cigarette butts, a live ball python (included in expense report was a trailer rental)
1 pack Camel 99s
3 Gallons Apple Cranberry Juice
2 large watermelon, 2 cantaloupe, 12 oranges, 1 pineapple, 8 apples
12 iced Dunkin Donuts coffees with blueberry flavor shots
1 LED Christmas tree soldering practice kit, 1 Hlakko k-tip, 1 Hlakko soldering iron, 1 build your own ham radio kit, 1 small spool of desoldering braid, 1 6oz container of liquid flux, 1 large spool of extra lead soldering wire
1 “I Got Crabs In Ocean City Maryland” T-Shirt, 1 strawberry-kiwi smoothie
30 sausage and egg mcmuffins
1 large cookie cake with “WE SORRY KEN” written in frosting
1 pint of neapolitan ice cream, 1 antique fork
party platter of Gliant Store Brand Sushi
1 container Tide Pods, Fresh Coral Blast scent
1 blahaj, 1 birthday card reading “happy birthday chorby”, for delivery into the trench
1 lb of red glitter, 1 lb of burnt orange glitter, 2 gallons Elmers school glue
99 melted sundaes
2 tubs of protein powder
2 tubes of burn ointment
1 six-pack Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Mountain Dew
1 canister compressed air, 1 Zippo lighter, 1 pack sparklers
3 dozen poppyseed bagels, one poppyseed bagel sub seeds for fish food
45 cinnamon scented car air fresheners
5 3lb boxes iodized salt
1 large canister food grade CO2
1 jug of laundry detergent
1 chicken burrito with white rice, black beans, cheese, lettuce, and sour cream. 1 medium sprite. 1 side of chips and guac. one of those tiny plastic cups filled to the brim with chipotle flavor tabasco brand hot sauce. extra napkins.
1 Carvel brand Fudgey the Whale ice cream cake with “RIV JON HALIFAX” written in frosting
1 peanut, shell only
1 Sabrina the Teenage Witch DVD box set, 3 boxes microwave popcorn, 1 container seasoning salt, 1 box butter
2 dozen glazed donuts, 1 black coffee
As many bottles of peach-blend wine (very fizzy) as can fit in a salmon cannon
1 SodaStream, 1 gallon milk
One (1) Banana (Note: Returned)
17 eggs (raw), 1 egg (scrambled)
4ft tall statue of a moose
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2 bags sour gummy worms, 1 bag black Australian licorice, 1 box strawberry toaster strudel, 1 can mango slices in syrup, 1 package Hostess orange cupcakes, 1 bag Jolly Ranchers, 2 bottles Code Red Mountain Dew, 1 lemonade Slurpee, 1 can Arnold Palmer, 1 bottle lemon-lime Gatorade
1 peanut, no shell
6 Clhristmas mugs that read “I’m the reason there’s a Naughty List” (ordered in July)
6 orders of hot wings, 1 chicken alfredo pizza (XL), 1 meat lovers’ pizza (XL), 1 garden pizza (XL), 2 bottles of antacid tablets, 1 large jug of Arizona iced tea
2 family size bags of Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos
3 2lb buckets of fish food
12 cans of Fancy Feast
1 canister of black spray paint, 1 canister of red spray paint, 1 tin of rat poison, and 1 can of Cheese Whiz
Mango Madness flavored blood
3 $50 gift cards to Golden Corral (dropped off at an undisclosed location)
3 family size deluxe caesar salads
Enough temporary tattoos to cover a full-grown adult from neck-down.
1 dozen Maryland blue crabs (live)
One live softshell crab and pair of kitchen shears, delivery instructions: “arrive at midnight under the full moon. Travel to the crest of the Crabitat, equidistant from each eyestalk. Once there, recite the following: [DATA EXPUNGED]. Take the kitchen shears and quickly cut off the front of the crab 1/4” behind the eyes. Drain the blood onto the stadium below. [DATA EXPUNGED]. Return home.”
5 chocolate milkshakes, 3 vanilla milkshakes, 2 strawberry milkshakes, 1 cookies and cream milkshake, 1 cake batter milkshake, 1 mint chocolate chip milkshake
Got2Be silver hair dye, 1 gallon of bleach
1/2 gallon half & half, 1/2 gallon almond milk, 2lb bag sugar
As many plastic fairy figurines that can fit in DD’s pockets inconspicuously
1 small ice cream cake with “HAPPY BIRTHDAY FINN” written in frosting
13 share size M&Ms, 1 share size Skittles
32 sausage bacon and egg mcmuffins
2 baguettes (stale)
1 small box of BLEGO food items
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724 LED Lights, 3 mirrors, a back-up generator
1 small sweet and sour chicken, 1 small beef with broccoli, 1 small shrimp in lobster sauce, 1 large pork fried rice, 1 pint hot and sour soup, 5 bags “just the crunchy soup wontons”, 2 boxes steamed pork dumplings
1 2 liter bottle Pepsi, 1 gallon milk
Lot of 32 Blarbie dolls
2 containers of Pillsbury ready bake cookie dough
1 jar of pickles, hold the pickles.
1 carton strawberries, 1 raw chicken
1 64 pack AA batteries
1 64 pack AAA batteries (2 minutes after the previous item was delivered)
2 bags of ferret food
8 4 oz jars craft glitter, 1 can compressed air
25 kosher hot dogs (raw)
1 roll Mentos, 1 2 liter bottle of Coca-Cola
quote ‘as much live salmon as you can buy using Kennedy Loser’s credit card’
1 can whipped cream, 1 can Old Bay, 1 hot chocolate mix
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