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DD is known to drive a silver 2004 Toyota Corolla (which, despite being given multiple Baltimore Crabs bumper stickers, does not bear a single one), and can often be seen making drop-offs at the Crabitat after hours. She is believed to occasionally deliver more than just food, but has declined to comment publicly on any of the team’s orders. | DD is known to drive a silver 2004 Toyota Corolla (which, despite being given multiple Baltimore Crabs bumper stickers, does not bear a single one), and can often be seen making drop-offs at the Crabitat after hours. She is believed to occasionally deliver more than just food, but has declined to comment publicly on any of the team’s orders. | ||
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Latest revision as of 15:04, 20 May 2022
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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
DD (commonly thought to stand for Doordash Driver or Delivery Driver) is the Baltimore Crabs’ personal food delivery driver, held on retainer as a staff member of the Crabitat.
History
Not much is known about DD, including her legal name, but she is a college student in the Baltimore area. When approached for comment by Baltimore Sun reporters, Crabs pitcher Alston Cerveza had only positive things to say about “DD’s punctuality”, her “propensity for delivering even the strangest of requests”, and “the good fortune [the Crabs] had in poaching her from her previous place of employment”.
DD is known to drive a silver 2004 Toyota Corolla (which, despite being given multiple Baltimore Crabs bumper stickers, does not bear a single one), and can often be seen making drop-offs at the Crabitat after hours. She is believed to occasionally deliver more than just food, but has declined to comment publicly on any of the team’s orders.
Orders for the Baltimore Crabs
99 melted sundaes
1 six-pack Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Mountain Dew
17 eggs (raw), 1 egg (scrambled)
Unnamed player’s personal dry cleaning
As many plastic fairy figurines that can fit in DD’s pockets inconspicuously
5 chocolate milkshakes, 3 vanilla milkshakes, 2 strawberry milkshakes, 1 cookies and cream milkshake, 1 cake batter milkshake, 1 mint chocolate chip milkshake
1 container Tide Pods, Fresh Coral Blast scent
3 dozen poppyseed bagels, one poppyseed bagel sub seeds for fish food
1 pack Camel 99s
2 family size bags of Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos
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Buried | Helga Burton · Pollard Beard | |
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Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 |
Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark | |
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Staff | Crab Scott · Howard and Dwayne · Yurts Trunbo · The Clawricle · Runolfio Peeper | |
Places | Tower of Crabylon · Clawliday Inn · Public Transclawtation System | |
Clawture | History · The Olde One · Carcinization · Memorial Pearls · Crustallion · The Baltimore Art Society | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
Claws Up! |