Cordula Standlake

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Cordula Standlake is a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays, and has been with the team since the Season 20 Endseason.


Official League Records

Standlake joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays as the Fridays' Season 20 Overbracket Playoff Birth.

During the Season 20 elections, Standlake's pitching increased from 3.1 4.8 as a result of the Fridays' Shadow Infuse will.

On Season 22, Day 11, Standlake joined the Fridays' lineup in exchange for Spears Taylor at The Cookout via the Ratified Voicemail.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Testimony on Cordula Standlake's Identity

Stories swirl about Cordula Standlake in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. Wiki archivists have dutifully recorded some of them in a Rumor Registry, summarized for easy research. These are the notes for one story from IF-60.906...

Rumor has it a spirit rose out of Lake Waiau, a figure with a deep connection to the water and the islands of Hawai‘i. Standing tall and strong, the spirit has long flowing hair with pinks and white blending together. Flowers and vines grow out of her, weaving in and around her body. Some even say they came out of the lake holding a bat and ball. That was the birth of Cordula Standlake. Very little is known about that day, or why they chose to play blaseball, but none have questioned her skill in the game.