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File:Coolname Galvanic Skelebells.jpg|alt=Coolname Galvanic is an albino Japanese player smiling crookedly as they hold a skateboard over one shoulder while holding the other hand up in the ASL sign for I love you. They are wearing a colorful windbreaker over a Tokyo Lift uniform, their nails are painted the colors of their windbreaker, and they have a backwards Lift blaseball cap over their long straight white hair. Scars radiate out from their eyes, which are partially obscured by sunglasses.|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/skelebells @skelebells]'''
 
File:Coolname Galvanic Skelebells.jpg|alt=Coolname Galvanic is an albino Japanese player smiling crookedly as they hold a skateboard over one shoulder while holding the other hand up in the ASL sign for I love you. They are wearing a colorful windbreaker over a Tokyo Lift uniform, their nails are painted the colors of their windbreaker, and they have a backwards Lift blaseball cap over their long straight white hair. Scars radiate out from their eyes, which are partially obscured by sunglasses.|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/skelebells @skelebells]'''
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File:Coolname Galvanic spark.png|alt=Digital drawing of Coolname Galvanic on a blank background with purple-pink messy colors. Coolname is an anthropomorphic dinosaur wearing a traditional blaseball uniform, shades and a sour expression. Lightning pours out of his eyes and zaps around the feathers on his head, which resemble hair. Three pointy fingers on each hand, catcher's mitt on one, ball in another. Captioned "Much nicer outside games" and "full of (literal) energy".|Art by [https://twitter.com/spkgui/status/1370384548316512257 '''@spkgui''']
 
File:Coolname Galvanic buzzard.png|alt=Two digital ink drawings of Coolname Galvanic on a blank background. Galvanic is an albino Japanese person with heavy scarring under its red eyes, a crooked nose, and pronounced cheekbones. It has long white hair in a messy bun, and is wearing a solemn expression as it looks towards the viewer from eyes with long bottom lashes. In the second, it has a lift hat with its hair tied in a low bun, and is wearing a black turtleneck under a cropped Lift Jersey. It is facing to the left and looks over its shoulder to smile at the viewer with a mouth full of sharp teeth.|Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1388874145778135047 '''@saltbuzzard''']
 
File:Coolname Galvanic buzzard.png|alt=Two digital ink drawings of Coolname Galvanic on a blank background. Galvanic is an albino Japanese person with heavy scarring under its red eyes, a crooked nose, and pronounced cheekbones. It has long white hair in a messy bun, and is wearing a solemn expression as it looks towards the viewer from eyes with long bottom lashes. In the second, it has a lift hat with its hair tied in a low bun, and is wearing a black turtleneck under a cropped Lift Jersey. It is facing to the left and looks over its shoulder to smile at the viewer with a mouth full of sharp teeth.|Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1388874145778135047 '''@saltbuzzard''']
File:Coolname Galvanic spark.png|alt=Digital drawing of Coolname Galvanic on a blank background with purple-pink messy colors. Coolname is an anthropomorphic dinosaur wearing a traditional blaseball uniform, shades and a sour expression. Lightning pours out of his eyes and zaps around the feathers on his head, which resemble hair. Three pointy fingers on each hand, catcher's mitt on one, ball in another. Captioned "Much nicer outside games" and "full of (literal) energy".|Art by [https://twitter.com/spkgui/status/1370384548316512257 '''@spkgui''']
 
 
File:Coolname Galvanic C4NDL3W4X.jpg|alt=Pencil drawing of Coolname Galvanic. Galvanic is an albino Japanese person with heavy scarring under its eyes, pronounced cheekbones, and long white hair. It is wearing a t-shirt with the text "I am a mom against catboys" over a black turtleneck. It has a distainful grimace and the text next to it reads "I drew this at 11:30 at night."|Art by [https://twitter.com/C4NDL3W4X '''@C4NDL3W4X''']
 
File:Coolname Galvanic C4NDL3W4X.jpg|alt=Pencil drawing of Coolname Galvanic. Galvanic is an albino Japanese person with heavy scarring under its eyes, pronounced cheekbones, and long white hair. It is wearing a t-shirt with the text "I am a mom against catboys" over a black turtleneck. It has a distainful grimace and the text next to it reads "I drew this at 11:30 at night."|Art by [https://twitter.com/C4NDL3W4X '''@C4NDL3W4X''']
File:Brokyo in Pink.png|alt=a flatly colored digital drawing of five players, on an old paper textured pink background. from left to right:  val hitherto, a short trans chinese man with a slight mustache, acne scars on his cheek and chest, and scars on his knuckles from picking his fingers. he wears a red trench coat over a v-neck shirt, a choker with a heart pattern, and goggles on his forehead which holds up spiky hair, dyed pink on the ends. there are scars around one eye which is cloudy. he looks to the side with a slight grimace as he raises one hand to gesture as he talks.  gerund pantheocide, a short muscular butch transfem vietnamese person with a scar on one cheek, slings one arm over val’s shoulder as she grins and gestures at grollis, who is towards the right. they wear a bandanna covering their eyebrows, a t-shirt and one fingerless glove, and a black denim vest covered in patches and pins. she has a nazar hanging on one hip.  coolname galvanic, a tall thin albino japanese person with long hair and heavy scarring beneath both eyes, stands in the center and back of the image, and looks towards yusef fenestrate. it wears a large sunhat with a sunflower and round sunglasses, and its face rests in a neutral, slightly frowning, expression.  yusef fenestrate, a tall black egyptian wearing an oval-shaped stained glass window mask over the entirety of xer face. ve has immaterial hair that floats behind vim in varying shades of dark brown, and wears a hoodie over a turtleneck, as well as jeans which have had small landscapes painted along the legs. sie looks at coolname as ae rests one hand in gerund’s hair and the other loops around grollis zephyr to hold hyr hand.  grollis zephyr, a black japanese person with short hair, a face mask, and an button-up t-shirt over a cropped binder and sweatpants. ze has large earrings, a nazar hanging from hyr neck, and the scleras of hyr eyes are slightly bluish while hyr irises are slightly oblong and vertical. hyr body faces slightly away from the group, and ze looks at gerund out of the corner of hyr eye as ze holds yusef’s hand. |[[Val Hitherto]], [[Gerund Pantheocide]], Galvanic, [[Yusef Fenestrate]], and [[Grollis Zephyr]] in the early Expansion Era. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1493291523617796102 @saltbuzzard]'''
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File:Brokyo in Pink.png|alt=a flatly colored digital drawing of five players, on an old paper textured pink background. from left to right:  val hitherto, a short trans chinese man with a slight mustache, acne scars on his cheek and chest, and scars on his knuckles from picking his fingers. he wears a red trench coat over a v-neck shirt, a choker with a heart pattern, and goggles on his forehead which holds up spiky hair, dyed pink on the ends. there are scars around one eye which is cloudy. he looks to the side with a slight grimace as he raises one hand to gesture as he talks.  gerund pantheocide, a short muscular butch transfem vietnamese person with a scar on one cheek, slings one arm over val’s shoulder as she grins and gestures at grollis, who is towards the right. they wear a bandanna covering their eyebrows, a t-shirt and one fingerless glove, and a black denim vest covered in patches and pins. she has a nazar hanging on one hip.  coolname galvanic, a tall thin albino japanese person with long hair and heavy scarring beneath both eyes, stands in the center and back of the image, and looks towards yusef fenestrate. it wears a large sunhat with a sunflower and round sunglasses, and its face rests in a neutral, slightly frowning, expression.  yusef fenestrate, a tall black egyptian wearing an oval-shaped stained glass window mask over the entirety of xer face. ve has immaterial hair that floats behind vim in varying shades of dark brown, and wears a hoodie over a turtleneck, as well as jeans which have had small landscapes painted along the legs. sie looks at coolname as ae rests one hand in gerund’s hair and the other loops around grollis zephyr to hold hyr hand.  grollis zephyr, a black japanese person with short hair, a face mask, and an button-up t-shirt over a cropped binder and sweatpants. ze has large earrings, a nazar hanging from hyr neck, and the scleras of hyr eyes are slightly bluish while hyr irises are slightly oblong and vertical. hyr body faces slightly away from the group, and ze looks at gerund out of the corner of hyr eye as ze holds yusef’s hand.|[[Val Hitherto]], [[Gerund Pantheocide]], Galvanic, [[Yusef Fenestrate]], and [[Grollis Zephyr]] in the early Expansion Era. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1493291523617796102 @saltbuzzard]'''
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File:Lift sharkbitesz.jpg|alt=Four digital sketches. Fenestrate, drawn in pink, has a window for a face and chest, long curly hair, and a big smile. Greenlemon, drawn in green, has a lemon for a head, is shirtless and buff, and is flexing for the camera with a small smile. Honey, drawn in yellow, has short half dark and half light short hair, hand wrappings, and a tank top, and is looking at the viewer with a bored expression as kit leans kitsch head against kitsch hand. The drawing of galvanic, drawn in black, white, and pink, iis zoomed in on the upper part of the face, where the scarring radiating from its eyes is readily apparent.|The Lift, featuring [[Yusef Fenestrate]], [[Kline Greenlemon]], [[Kit Honey]], and Galvanic. By [https://twitter.com/sharkbitesz '''@sharkbitesz''']
 
File:Coolname Galvanic - oddsquint.png|alt=Coolname is depicted as a lanky albino Japanese person with very straight and brittle-looking long hair. They are wearing a broad sunhat with a sunflower on the brim, a partially untucked red aloha shirt with a sunflower pattern, and track pants. On one arm they have three slap bracelets of assorted colors, and the other arm is holding a pair of shutter shade sunglasses. They look at the viewer with a dour grimace and furrowed brow. One ear has a frog earring.|Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1368218814488350720 @buzzard]
 
File:Coolname Galvanic - oddsquint.png|alt=Coolname is depicted as a lanky albino Japanese person with very straight and brittle-looking long hair. They are wearing a broad sunhat with a sunflower on the brim, a partially untucked red aloha shirt with a sunflower pattern, and track pants. On one arm they have three slap bracelets of assorted colors, and the other arm is holding a pair of shutter shade sunglasses. They look at the viewer with a dour grimace and furrowed brow. One ear has a frog earring.|Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1368218814488350720 @buzzard]
File:Lift sharkbitesz.jpg|alt=Four digital sketches. Fenestrate, drawn in pink, has a window for a face and chest, long curly hair, and a big smile. Greenlemon, drawn in green, has a lemon for a head, is shirtless and buff, and is flexing for the camera with a small smile. Honey, drawn in yellow, has short half dark and half light short hair, hand wrappings, and a tank top, and is looking at the viewer with a bored expression as kit leans kitsch head against kitsch hand. The drawing of galvanic, drawn in black, white, and pink, iis zoomed in on the upper part of the face, where the scarring radiating from its eyes is readily apparent.|The Lift, featuring [[Yusef Fenestrate]], [[Kline Greenlemon]], [[Kit Honey]], and Galvanic. By [https://twitter.com/sharkbitesz '''@sharkbitesz''']
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File:Coolname Galvanic glassgoblin.png|alt=A digital drawing of Coolname Galvanic, a thin albino Japanese person with long straight hair in a bun, scars around its eyes, and a large shiny coat patterned with the neon lift logo and arrows on the sleeves. its body is facing away, and it looks over one shoulder towards the viewer.|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1413891241725530112/photo/2 @glassgoblin]'''
 
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Coolname Galvanic is a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift, and has been with the team since the Season 10 elections.


Official League Records

Galvanic joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Tokyo Lift during the Season 10 elections after the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs.

During the Season 13 elections, Galvanic received a combined stat change of 8.9 14.2 as a result of the Lift's Infuse will.

On Season 21, Day 78, Galvanic retreated to the Lift's Shadows in exchange for Domino Bootleg via the Tokyo Fitness Center's Fax Machine. On Season 21, Day 87, Galvanic joined the Lift's lineup in exchange for Nandy Slumps at the Tokyo Fitness Center via the Ratified Voicemail.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Coolname Galvanic Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-4.585 and start reading...

This IRM entry was written in Japanese.
A translated English version can be found in the source of this page.

内部使用のみ

ILB職員の退職面接

氏名:█████
年齢:██
生年月日:第██回██日██XX年
故郷:さいたま市、埼玉県、日本
性別:男

採用:第██回██日██XX年
退職:第10回投票日XX年

部署:選手開発
職位:リーグ内教育

客体:ILBでの役割は何でしたか?
主体:人材開発。イヤ、選手開発にされました。新人の文書を管理しました。

客体:どんな新選手ですか?
主体:たいてい焼却されたものの代わりをする選手でした。リーグの登録を管理しました。既に わかるはずではないでしょうか?

客体:質問をしないでください。どの位ILBで働きましたか?
主体:██年間。

客体:なかなか長い時間ですね。お疲れ様でした。
主体:【卑語のために削除されました】

客体:退職のことに続きましょう。退職理由は何でしたか?
主体:リーグに加入してる人と出会った。

客体:よく新しい選手と出会いますね?
主体:あのようじゃない。出会って友達になってしまった。あの人の好きなコーヒーの飲み方を知るようになってしまった。趣味も希望も夢も。そのあと、自分でリーグに加入することにすると聞いてしまった。実は、喧嘩してしまった。危ないと言ったけど、█████ はだれでも危ないと言った。オレは、これはできないと気づかせた。

客体:どうして?
主体:この██年間人々を死に送ってしまった。もうできない。█████と出会って人を死におくってたと気づかせて…ひどいよ。紙に書いてある名前だけじゃなくて、人間だよ。

客体:今やましくなるのは誠に大変ですね。
主体:もう分かってるのに仕方がない。

客体:選手開発でいい経験がありましたか?
主体:もちろん。悪い経験だけでは不可能。オレは仕事が上手だし、いい選手を見つけたし。

客体:自慢はありますか?
主体:何?

客体:したことに自慢はありますか?
主体:オレ...自慢かどうかわからない。きっとあった。仕事は上手なことにある。それ以外、自慢がない。自慢を感じられない。

客体:契約通り、ILBからとわにやめることはできないと分かっていますね?
主体:分かった。

客体:まだ知るけど、東京にある本拠地の新しいチームがリーグに加入します。先発ローテーションに入ることになりました。
主体:関節に悪いん。

客体:ローテーションではなければ、影に入るしかありません。
主体:じゃあ、投球は結構。

客体:ILBでは「Coolname Galvanic」と呼ばれています。質問はありますか?
主体:どうしてその名前?

客体:「クールな名前がほしい」と言いました。
主体:うん。試みが無意味だと分かるべきだったね。



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