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| − | File:Coolname Galvanic Skelebells.jpg|alt=Coolname Galvanic is an albino Japanese player smiling crookedly as they hold a skateboard over one shoulder while holding the other hand up in the ASL sign for I love you. They are wearing a colorful windbreaker over a Tokyo Lift uniform, their nails are painted the colors of their windbreaker, and they have a backwards Lift blaseball cap over their long straight white hair. Scars radiate out from their eyes, which are partially obscured by sunglasses.|Art by [https://twitter.com/skelebells @skelebells] | + | File:Coolname Galvanic Skelebells.jpg|alt=Coolname Galvanic is an albino Japanese player smiling crookedly as they hold a skateboard over one shoulder while holding the other hand up in the ASL sign for I love you. They are wearing a colorful windbreaker over a Tokyo Lift uniform, their nails are painted the colors of their windbreaker, and they have a backwards Lift blaseball cap over their long straight white hair. Scars radiate out from their eyes, which are partially obscured by sunglasses.|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/skelebells @skelebells]''' |
| − | File:Coolname Galvanic buzzard.png|alt=Two digital ink drawings of Coolname Galvanic on a blank background. Galvanic is an albino Japanese person with heavy scarring under its red eyes, a crooked nose, and pronounced cheekbones. It has long white hair in a messy bun, and is wearing a solemn expression as it looks towards the viewer from eyes with long bottom lashes. In the second, it has a lift hat with its hair tied in a low bun, and is wearing a black turtleneck under a cropped Lift Jersey. It is facing to the left and looks over its shoulder to smile at the viewer with a mouth full of sharp teeth.|Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1388874145778135047 @ | + | File:Coolname Galvanic buzzard.png|alt=Two digital ink drawings of Coolname Galvanic on a blank background. Galvanic is an albino Japanese person with heavy scarring under its red eyes, a crooked nose, and pronounced cheekbones. It has long white hair in a messy bun, and is wearing a solemn expression as it looks towards the viewer from eyes with long bottom lashes. In the second, it has a lift hat with its hair tied in a low bun, and is wearing a black turtleneck under a cropped Lift Jersey. It is facing to the left and looks over its shoulder to smile at the viewer with a mouth full of sharp teeth.|Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1388874145778135047 '''@saltbuzzard'''] |
| − | File:Coolname Galvanic spark.png|alt=Digital drawing of Coolname Galvanic on a blank background with purple-pink messy colors. Coolname is an anthropomorphic dinosaur wearing a traditional blaseball uniform, shades and a sour expression. Lightning pours out of his eyes and zaps around the feathers on his head, which resemble hair. Three pointy fingers on each hand, catcher's mitt on one, ball in another. Captioned "Much nicer outside games" and "full of (literal) energy".|Art by [https://twitter.com/spkgui/status/1370384548316512257 @ | + | File:Coolname Galvanic spark.png|alt=Digital drawing of Coolname Galvanic on a blank background with purple-pink messy colors. Coolname is an anthropomorphic dinosaur wearing a traditional blaseball uniform, shades and a sour expression. Lightning pours out of his eyes and zaps around the feathers on his head, which resemble hair. Three pointy fingers on each hand, catcher's mitt on one, ball in another. Captioned "Much nicer outside games" and "full of (literal) energy".|Art by [https://twitter.com/spkgui/status/1370384548316512257 '''@spkgui'''] |
| − | File:Coolname Galvanic C4NDL3W4X.jpg|alt=Pencil drawing of Coolname Galvanic. Galvanic is an albino Japanese person with heavy scarring under its eyes, pronounced cheekbones, and long white hair. It is wearing a t-shirt with the text "I am a mom against catboys" over a black turtleneck. It has a distainful grimace and the text next to it reads "I drew this at 11:30 at night."|Art by [https://twitter.com/C4NDL3W4X @C4NDL3W4X] | + | File:Coolname Galvanic C4NDL3W4X.jpg|alt=Pencil drawing of Coolname Galvanic. Galvanic is an albino Japanese person with heavy scarring under its eyes, pronounced cheekbones, and long white hair. It is wearing a t-shirt with the text "I am a mom against catboys" over a black turtleneck. It has a distainful grimace and the text next to it reads "I drew this at 11:30 at night."|Art by [https://twitter.com/C4NDL3W4X '''@C4NDL3W4X'''] |
| + | File:Brokyo in Pink.png|alt=a flatly colored digital drawing of five players, on an old paper textured pink background. from left to right: val hitherto, a short trans chinese man with a slight mustache, acne scars on his cheek and chest, and scars on his knuckles from picking his fingers. he wears a red trench coat over a v-neck shirt, a choker with a heart pattern, and goggles on his forehead which holds up spiky hair, dyed pink on the ends. there are scars around one eye which is cloudy. he looks to the side with a slight grimace as he raises one hand to gesture as he talks. gerund pantheocide, a short muscular butch transfem vietnamese person with a scar on one cheek, slings one arm over val’s shoulder as she grins and gestures at grollis, who is towards the right. they wear a bandanna covering their eyebrows, a t-shirt and one fingerless glove, and a black denim vest covered in patches and pins. she has a nazar hanging on one hip. coolname galvanic, a tall thin albino japanese person with long hair and heavy scarring beneath both eyes, stands in the center and back of the image, and looks towards yusef fenestrate. it wears a large sunhat with a sunflower and round sunglasses, and its face rests in a neutral, slightly frowning, expression. yusef fenestrate, a tall black egyptian wearing an oval-shaped stained glass window mask over the entirety of xer face. ve has immaterial hair that floats behind vim in varying shades of dark brown, and wears a hoodie over a turtleneck, as well as jeans which have had small landscapes painted along the legs. sie looks at coolname as ae rests one hand in gerund’s hair and the other loops around grollis zephyr to hold hyr hand. grollis zephyr, a black japanese person with short hair, a face mask, and an button-up t-shirt over a cropped binder and sweatpants. ze has large earrings, a nazar hanging from hyr neck, and the scleras of hyr eyes are slightly bluish while hyr irises are slightly oblong and vertical. hyr body faces slightly away from the group, and ze looks at gerund out of the corner of hyr eye as ze holds yusef’s hand. |[[Val Hitherto]], [[Gerund Pantheocide]], Galvanic, [[Yusef Fenestrate]], and [[Grollis Zephyr]] in the early Expansion Era. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1493291523617796102 @saltbuzzard]''' | ||
File:Coolname Galvanic - oddsquint.png|alt=Coolname is depicted as a lanky albino Japanese person with very straight and brittle-looking long hair. They are wearing a broad sunhat with a sunflower on the brim, a partially untucked red aloha shirt with a sunflower pattern, and track pants. On one arm they have three slap bracelets of assorted colors, and the other arm is holding a pair of shutter shade sunglasses. They look at the viewer with a dour grimace and furrowed brow. One ear has a frog earring.|Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1368218814488350720 @buzzard] | File:Coolname Galvanic - oddsquint.png|alt=Coolname is depicted as a lanky albino Japanese person with very straight and brittle-looking long hair. They are wearing a broad sunhat with a sunflower on the brim, a partially untucked red aloha shirt with a sunflower pattern, and track pants. On one arm they have three slap bracelets of assorted colors, and the other arm is holding a pair of shutter shade sunglasses. They look at the viewer with a dour grimace and furrowed brow. One ear has a frog earring.|Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1368218814488350720 @buzzard] | ||
| − | File:Lift sharkbitesz.jpg|alt=Four digital sketches. Fenestrate, drawn in pink, has a window for a face and chest, long curly hair, and a big smile. Greenlemon, drawn in green, has a lemon for a head, is shirtless and buff, and is flexing for the camera with a small smile. Honey, drawn in yellow, has short half dark and half light short hair, hand wrappings, and a tank top, and is looking at the viewer with a bored expression as kit leans kitsch head against kitsch hand. The drawing of galvanic, drawn in black, white, and pink, iis zoomed in on the upper part of the face, where the scarring radiating from its eyes is readily apparent.|The Lift, featuring [[Yusef Fenestrate]], [[Kline Greenlemon]], [[Kit Honey]], and Galvanic. By [https://twitter.com/sharkbitesz @sharkbitesz] | + | File:Lift sharkbitesz.jpg|alt=Four digital sketches. Fenestrate, drawn in pink, has a window for a face and chest, long curly hair, and a big smile. Greenlemon, drawn in green, has a lemon for a head, is shirtless and buff, and is flexing for the camera with a small smile. Honey, drawn in yellow, has short half dark and half light short hair, hand wrappings, and a tank top, and is looking at the viewer with a bored expression as kit leans kitsch head against kitsch hand. The drawing of galvanic, drawn in black, white, and pink, iis zoomed in on the upper part of the face, where the scarring radiating from its eyes is readily apparent.|The Lift, featuring [[Yusef Fenestrate]], [[Kline Greenlemon]], [[Kit Honey]], and Galvanic. By [https://twitter.com/sharkbitesz '''@sharkbitesz'''] |
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Revision as of 04:40, 15 February 2022
Coolname Galvanic is a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift, and has been with the team since the Season 10 elections.
Official League Records
Galvanic joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Tokyo Lift during the Season 10 elections after the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs.
During the Season 13 elections, Galvanic received a combined stat change of 8.9 → 14.2 as a result of the Lift's Infuse will.
On Season 21, Day 78, Galvanic retreated to the Lift's Shadows in exchange for Domino Bootleg via the Tokyo Fitness Center's Fax Machine. On Season 21, Day 87, Galvanic joined the Lift's lineup in exchange for Nandy Slumps at the Tokyo Fitness Center via the Ratified Voicemail.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Coolname Galvanic Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-36.952 and start reading...
Background
Coolname Galvanic joined the newly formed Tokyo Lift at their inception, shortly after the fall of the Shelled One during Season 10. It promptly found a niche in the pitching rotation and, despite being registered as a one-star pitcher, immediately began pitching its ruthless heart out (as best it could without letting on exactly how much special training it had been given).
Although it performed very well despite its initial stats, it didn’t acclimate as well to the team at first. While most of the team seemed relatively close-knit, Galvanic consistently stayed on the outskirts of the team, choosing to forgo interaction with almost everyone. Its isolated nature led some fans to speculate on its identity, with some pointing out that its one consistent fashion choice of mirrored sunglasses could be used to hide the glowing white eyes of a rogue umpire.
This is of course nonsense -- Coolname Galvanic is not a rogue umpire, and there’s a litany of evidence to support this. While rogue umpires seem at large to be completely nameless, Galvanic collects names to a ridiculous degree (“Coolname” is its placeholder name; it will frequently swap out the placeholder for a variety of improbable but extremely enjoyable names). It also forgoes the traditional Lift uniform in place of whatever the most ridiculous fashion allowed on the field is. While it dislikes the spotlight, its collection of names and extremely unique fashion choices draw far more attention to it than any (rogue) rogue umpire would surely be comfortable with.
Galvanic has since grown somewhat closer to its team; while it is still a very private person, it’s far more friendly with other members of the Lift than it was when it first joined the team; in particular, it seems to have taken up a friendship with Gerund Pantheocide. It enjoys playing rhythm games and exploring the many endless halls of the Legscraper in its free time.
Gallery
Art by @skelebells
Art by @saltbuzzard
Art by @spkgui
Art by @C4NDL3W4X
Val Hitherto, Gerund Pantheocide, Galvanic, Yusef Fenestrate, and Grollis Zephyr in the early Expansion Era. Art by @saltbuzzard
Art by @buzzard
The Lift, featuring Yusef Fenestrate, Kline Greenlemon, Kit Honey, and Galvanic. By @sharkbitesz
| Players | Batters | |
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| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | James Nolan · Summers Preston | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · Full List |
| Beta | 11 · 12 · 13 · 14· 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 | |
| Circuits | Gamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Events | Coffee Cup · Fall Ball | |
| Ballpark | Tokyo Fitness Center | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Macaquey Caulkin · Kumuscle · 200% Beef Hotdog and Chips (the Third) | |
| History | Tokyo Lift's History · Legscraper · Beef Wings · Beef Wings Corp | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Heart and Swole | ||
