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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player for the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], and has been with the team since [[Season 2]], Day 10. Alvarado has previously played for the [[Chicago Firefighters]].
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the team since [[Season 1]].
 
  
 
==Official League Record==
 
==Official League Record==
Alvarado joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Chicago Firefighters]] with [[Season 1 | the Return of Blaseball]].
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Alvarado joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Chicago Firefighters]] with {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
During the [[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5 elections]], Alvarado's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.5}} as a result of the [[Season_5#Blessings|'''Katamari''']] blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}, Alvarado's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.5}} as a result of the {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Katamari'''}} blessing.
  
On [[Season 7]], Day 66, Alvarado had {{Star Rating|.5}}star [[Season 7#Siphoning|siphoned]] from their pitching ability by [[Baltimore Crabs]] pitcher [[Axel Trololol]], lowering their pitching to {{Star Rating|2.5}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 66, Alvarado had {{Star Rating|.5}}star {{BetaSeason|7#Siphoning|siphoned}} from their pitching ability by [[Baltimore Crabs]] pitcher [[Axel Trololol]], lowering their pitching to {{Star Rating|2.5}}.
  
During the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 elections]], Alvarado received the [[Modifications#Friend of Crows|Friend of Crows]] modification due to the passing of the [[Season 9#Decrees|'''Forecast: Birds''']] decree.
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During the {{BetaSeason|9#Election Results|@ elections}}, Alvarado received the [[Friend of Crows]] modification due to the passing of the {{BetaSeason|9#Decrees|'''Forecast: Birds'''}} decree.
  
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Alvarado played for [[Atlético Latte]] as a pitcher.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Alvarado played for [[Atlético Latte]] as a pitcher.
  
During the [[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19 Elections]], Alvarado retreated to the Firefighters' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Clare Mccall]] as a result of the [[Season 19#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ Elections}}, Alvarado retreated to the Firefighters' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Clare Mccall]] as a result of the {{BetaSeason|19#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} will.
  
During the [[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21 elections]], Alvarado recieved the {{modLink|Negative}} as a result of the Firefighters' [[Season 21#Blessing|'''Darkside Flip''']] blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}, Alvarado recieved the {{modLink|Negative}} as a result of the Firefighters' {{BetaSeason|21#Blessing|'''Darkside Flip'''}} blessing.
  
On [[Season 24]], Day 2, Alvarado joined the Firefighters' rotation in exchange for [[Geepa Beanpot]] due to [[Night]]. On Day 50, Alvarado retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Beanpot at [[The Fire Safety Awareness Center]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 2, Alvarado joined the Firefighters' rotation in exchange for [[Geepa Beanpot]] due to [[Night]]. On Day 50, Alvarado retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Beanpot at [[The Fire Safety Awareness Center]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
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On [[Season 2]], Day 10, Alvarado fell to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] during a game in [[Horizon (weather)|Horizon]] weather, becoming [[Buried]].
 
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File:Caleb Warms Up.gif|Caleb warming up before a game
 
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File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 1.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of the Chicago Firefighter’s pitching rotation from season one. Depicted from left to right is Atlas Guerra, Mullen Peterson, Justice Spoon, Caleb Alvarado, and Swamuel Mora. They are all seated and leaning into each other as a group. /end image description|Firefighters Season 1 Rotation<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1344456721041788930?s=20 @necromngo]'''
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File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 1.png|alt=image description: A digital drawing of the Chicago Firefighter’s pitching rotation from season one. Depicted from left to right is Atlas Guerra, Mullen Peterson, Justice Spoon, Caleb Alvarado, and Swamuel Mora. They are all seated and leaning into each other as a group. /end image description|Firefighters Season 1 Rotation<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1344456721041788930 @necromngo]'''
 
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File:Art by waalkr 39.png|Caleb and Declan face studies<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1332805357085847555 @_waalkr]'''
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File:Caleb Alvarado with a patchy colored sweater.png|alt=A digital half-body illustration of Caleb Alvarado. Caleb is wearing a green/blue/pink/yellow/white striped sweater. His brown hair is braided in the front and is pulled into a bun. He is looking to the right and has the back of his open left hand pressed to his right cheek. /end image description|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1350979589053575169 @necromngo]'''
File:Art by waalkr 29.png|Caleb likes braiding<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1335326861270929410?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
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File:Art by waalkr 29.png|Caleb likes braiding<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1335326861270929410 @_waalkr]'''
 
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File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 11.png|alt=A drawing of the Chicago Firefighter’s pitching rotation as of Season 11. From the left to the right is Kennedy Rodgers, Edric Tosser, Wesley Poole, Rivers Rosa, and Caleb Alvarado. Rivers and Poole are squabbling over a pool net. Tosser is leaning on Poole’s shoulder, while Caleb has a hand on Rivers. Kennedy has a hand to their chin and is looking at the rest of the group. /end image description|Firefighters Season 11 Rotation<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1330003160224522243?s=20 @necromngo]'''
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File:Chicago Firefighters Pitching Rotation In Season 11.png|alt=A drawing of the Chicago Firefighter’s pitching rotation as of Season 11. From the left to the right is Kennedy Rodgers, Edric Tosser, Wesley Poole, Rivers Rosa, and Caleb Alvarado. Rivers and Poole are squabbling over a pool net. Tosser is leaning on Poole’s shoulder, while Caleb has a hand on Rivers. Kennedy has a hand to their chin and is looking at the rest of the group. /end image description|Firefighters Season 11 Rotation<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1330003160224522243 @necromngo]'''
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File:Caleb Alvarado, Edric Tosser, and Lou Roseheart.png|alt=A drawing from the waist up of Caleb Alvarado, Edric Tosser, and Lou Roseheart. All three are in casual wear colored in cool blue and purples. Caleb has an arm around Edric and has his other arm thrown behind the group. Lou is on Edric’s other side, and has her arms wrapped around their shoulders as they lean against them. Edric has their hand placed on one of Lou’s arms, while the other rests at their hip. Caleb’s hair is pulled paritally up in a small bun while the rest cascades down his shoulders, while Lou has her blue hair entirely pulled into a bun minus her bangs. Edric’s hair is shaved into a mohawk and dyed red. /end image description|by '''[https://twitter.com/necromngo/status/1326378462953746439?s=20 @necromngo]'''
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File:Friend of Crows.png|''Friend of Crows''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1371146334149996549?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
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Latest revision as of 08:23, 19 February 2023

Caleb Alvarado is a player for the LA Unlimited Tacos, and has been with the team since Season 2, Day 10. Alvarado has previously played for the Chicago Firefighters.

Official League Record

Alvarado joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β5 elections, Alvarado's defense rating increased by as a result of the Katamari blessing.

On Season β7, Day 66, Alvarado had star siphoned from their pitching ability by Baltimore Crabs pitcher Axel Trololol, lowering their pitching to .

During the Season β9 elections, Alvarado received the Friend of Crows modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Birds decree.

During the Coffee Cup, Alvarado played for Atlético Latte as a pitcher.

During the Season β19 Elections, Alvarado retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Clare Mccall as a result of the Foreshadow will.

During the Season β21 elections, Alvarado recieved the Negative as a result of the Firefighters' Darkside Flip blessing.

On Season β24, Day 2, Alvarado joined the Firefighters' rotation in exchange for Geepa Beanpot due to Night. On Day 50, Alvarado retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Beanpot at The Fire Safety Awareness Center via the Ratified Fax Machine.

On Season 2, Day 10, Alvarado fell to the LA Unlimited Tacos during a game in Horizon weather, becoming Buried.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Biography

Though information regarding Caleb Alvarado’s past is difficult to verify due to their age and having never been heard to speak, folklore states that Alvarado once served as head groundskeeper at Chicago's Garen T. Draight Field.[1] When Draight Field was evacuated during the Great Chicago Blaseball Fire, Alvarado supposedly refused to leave the stadium and was still on the premises when it was destroyed. After the Great Chicago Blaseball Fire was extinguished, Firefighters exploring the ruins encountered a roughly humanoid pile of charred bricks, crumbling masonry, and ivy vines tending to the still-intact outfield.[2] Due to their devotion to the splort of Blaseball and apparent prowess as a firefighter, the pile of bricks - later confirmed to be Alvarado - was inducted as a player for the Chicago Firefighters on the spot.

Alvarado currently serves as the head groundskeeper at the Fire House.

Caleb Alvarado is thought to weigh over six tons. In spite of this, he is capable of rapid movement, which, given his mass, can be hazardous for people nearby. To avoid agitating him, a brief list of terms to avoid when near Alvarado follows:

  • "Fire" (unless followed by "fighters")
  • "Weeds"
  • "Goat"
  • "Drought"
  • "Soil compaction"
  • "Mushroom"
  • "Ketchup"

Since this list is not exhaustive, it is generally recommended to keep at a safe distance from Alvarado unless he knows and trusts you.

Trivia

  • Caleb Alvarado’s body is covered in a unique variety of ivy. Like Caleb, this ivy is from Chicago.
  • Alvarado personally tends to the ivy covering the outfield walls at the Fire House, and forbids anyone else from touching it. For this reason, Alvarado is known affectionately as "Papa Ivy."
  • Alvarado is often seen with fellow Firefighter Baby Triumphant, rocking them gently in a cradle woven from vines.
  • Alvarado decorates themself with objects that they find interesting or attractive, usually rocks or pieces of vegetation.
  • During away games, Alvarado manifests himself from bricks, masonry, and plant matter in the vicinity of the opposing team's stadium. After the game concludes, the pile becomes an enormous lifeless heap of rubble on the pitcher’s mound. This has proven troublesome for opposing teams' groundskeepers in the past.


  1. Though the identity of Draight and the blaseball team that played underneath them have long since been lost to time, it can only be assumed that they and their team were of great power, skill, and importance.
  2. Some older fans claim that ivy was never an original feature of Draight Field, and that it actually belonged to a rival team also located in the city of Chicago. No records of this hypothetical other team have survived, however. Modern hlistorians have deemed the existence of two teams in the city of Chicago unlikely, given the apparent power and importance of Draight and their blaseball team.


Fan Works

Fanfiction

For more fanfiction, go to the Caleb Alvarado tag on AO3.

Fanart