Fire Safety Awareness Center

The Fire Safety Awareness Center
Nickname	"The Fire House"
Team	Chicago Firefighters
Model	Douglas
Renovations	Big BucketsIf a home run lands in a Big Bucket, it scores an extra Run.  Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.  Echo ChamberIn Reverb, Echo Chambers will occasionally provide Reverberating and Repeating modifications to Players for game-long use.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  SweetenerSweetener makes Beanings & Free Refills more likely in Coffee & Coffee Two weathers, and lowers the chance of losing Triple Threat.  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run.  Grind RailThe Grind Rail allows a chance to steal directly from first base to third base, as long as they have the skills.  Ball PitEvery Foul Ball hit in this Ballpark will add 5x the eDensity that it normally would.
Owned by	Chicago Firefighters
Location	Chicago
Opened	Season β1
Dimensions	Approx. as large as Chicago
Capacity	Approx. 2.706 million, or the population of Chicago

The Fire Safety Awareness Center (also known as the Fire House) is the official ballpark of the Chicago Firefighters. It is both in and makes up the entirety of Chicago and may or may not be quantumly entangled with the concept of Portillos.

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Layout and Structure

The stands are entirely made up of fire escapes. To exit the Fire House, fans must use the various fireman's poles throughout the stadium. All doors in the Fire House are fire doors, which set off the sirens when opened.

The stadium has hoses strategically placed around the interior. Whenever the Firefighters hit a home run, Royal Crown Malort is sprayed on the masses below in celebration. The losing team is compelled to drink the Royal Crown Malort off the floor when the game is finished—however, the Firefighters players are invigorated by the taste and consider this a reward.

Location

The Fire House resides within Chicago; it also makes up the entirety of Chicago.

A brief list of ways to get to the Fire House includes:

• Riding a CTA train.
• Taking a fire truck.
• Pulling a fire alarm or emergency alarm.
• Exiting through a fire door.
• Climbing to the top of a fire escape.
• Thinking about the Fire House while turning a corner or passing through a doorway.
• Going to Portillos.
  

History

The original Fire House was completely destroyed by the Great Chicago Blaseball Fire.

Trivia

• Whenever the Fire House appears in or around O'Hare Airport, the entire airport shuts down to watch the game.